Jezza Puddlegum, Hedgewitch
@magisterjezza.bsky.social
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NSFW/APDL/Kinky Content Warning! A mid-30s wizard lady. She/Her. Software Engineer. Fantasy Author. Very Queer. Cats, fairies, gnomes and diapers to be seen here. My work's on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/MagisterJezza/works
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“Do big dumb stupid witchers know how to do name magic?”

New Release! A huge thank you to Zhayde and Molly for letting me use your Witcher characters, this was so fun to write. I hope y'all enjoy!

archiveofourown.org/works/70644516
Moving my setting onto my OG world has resulted in the nerdiest graph I have ever penned.
Understanding things makes me less afraid, less overwhelmed. I can act out of reason, rather than reaction. This keeps me safe
It's been a niche position since I was born
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"Witches Work" piece I made for an erotic art show back in 2023🧡
"This better not fuck w/ my Office 2016 license"

[It fucked w/ my Office 2016 license]

Any fuckin excuse to force everyone onto the fuckin sub
These are attacks on the human condition itself. It is evil. It should be destroyed by any means.
During my win11 upgrade fiasco: "You stupid piece of shit machine, you're still the same instruction set you were decades ago, NOTHING has changed about you, stop acting like you're different"
Blocking off education behind any kind of economic barrier is an act of evil. Encouraging a population to remain uneducated is an act of evil. Weaponizing rhetoric to create propaganda that abuses emotional reaction is an act of evil. Decrying the scientific method as an opinion is an act of evil.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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*Drag n Drop*
RIP Win10. I'm never upgrading 😭
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CW: body horror

Have a Somni, just in time for Halloween~ :3
It was a hilarious place to laugh about my own misery but also actively furthered that misery in the process
Main throughline: "get the fuck off of the chans they aren't being ironic anymore if they ever were"
Whenever I'm accused of having my shit together I just say in 2012 I had to look at a dead body for a while (my future)
Forever forced to explain my queer ass wizard school setting as "Harry Potter for the betrayed"
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Joke’s on you, bigoted English author; The idea of wizards seems to be what turned me trans. Not your wizards though, your wizards suck and are forever bitchless
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"My heart just melted when Maxi struck this perfect pose at the park today! Seeing her shy little self so full of joy and confidence is everything. Had to capture this happy little hop! 💜🐶"

DeviantArt: www.deviantart.com/hhikarithean...
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The Fox Bride is considered mighty omen. Folklore has it to see one transforming at dusk of dawn is to have sign of fortune shifting – for good or for ill. However, few tales feature folk brave enough to follow the Fox Bride into the woods as she sheds her clothes and grows her fur. – #EmilyCBanting
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Painting commission, something very unusual compared to my regular work!
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I'm gonna make an Anprim pocket dimension with enough resources to live indefinitely in if you have a fundamental skillset. Then I'm going to teleport every cockroach RW streamer there at the same time. There they can have their perfect monoculture society.

I'm streaming the resulting clownshow.
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I am struggling with the right words, but I do think it’s important to keep in mind that this is a deeply imaginative community where we’re able to meaningfully express ourselves.

And the current crop of heckling onlookers are so void of imagination they need their own thoughts spoon fed to them.