Magic Marzipan
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Scooby Dooby Doo
Why did you
Call for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Valorum?
Why did you
Call for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Valorum?
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Scooby Dooby Doo
Why did you
Call for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Valorum?
Why did you
Call for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Valorum?
Epiphany I would've had earlier but for The Traumas™:
It is wholly cool to be genderfluid—I always have been—and not nail myself down to a fixed point of intelligible identity. My pronouns are "I wish I didn't have to participate in the gendering of pronouns, but the big three should do."
It is wholly cool to be genderfluid—I always have been—and not nail myself down to a fixed point of intelligible identity. My pronouns are "I wish I didn't have to participate in the gendering of pronouns, but the big three should do."
December 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Epiphany I would've had earlier but for The Traumas™:
It is wholly cool to be genderfluid—I always have been—and not nail myself down to a fixed point of intelligible identity. My pronouns are "I wish I didn't have to participate in the gendering of pronouns, but the big three should do."
It is wholly cool to be genderfluid—I always have been—and not nail myself down to a fixed point of intelligible identity. My pronouns are "I wish I didn't have to participate in the gendering of pronouns, but the big three should do."
Just got Mariahed. Thought I might make it out of November at least. Hubris of man. Merry Christmas motherbuckets.
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Just got Mariahed. Thought I might make it out of November at least. Hubris of man. Merry Christmas motherbuckets.
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For BLACK FRIDAY™/ CYBER MONDAY™ you can help Yoyo move somewhere safe and cool (but warm)!
No coupon code needed, but supplies are going fast, so be sure to get yours while you can!!
No coupon code needed, but supplies are going fast, so be sure to get yours while you can!!
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
For BLACK FRIDAY™/ CYBER MONDAY™ you can help Yoyo move somewhere safe and cool (but warm)!
No coupon code needed, but supplies are going fast, so be sure to get yours while you can!!
No coupon code needed, but supplies are going fast, so be sure to get yours while you can!!
I am safely ensconced in my new apartment in the state of Washington, under a near constant cover of clouds and rain.
a woman wearing a grey sweatshirt with the word converse on it
Alt: 360 depression shot from Twilight 1
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November 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I am safely ensconced in my new apartment in the state of Washington, under a near constant cover of clouds and rain.
You can't convince me that Star Trek Enterprise wasn't an effort to court American conservatives. Whole show smells like Kevin Sorbo rubbed his nude body on it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You can't convince me that Star Trek Enterprise wasn't an effort to court American conservatives. Whole show smells like Kevin Sorbo rubbed his nude body on it.
Amazing doodles of me by @gbejnietbiss.bsky.social 🐮
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Amazing doodles of me by @gbejnietbiss.bsky.social 🐮
Weird to pack so many different eras of my life into a shipping cube. I've been so many people, all the same person, evolving. Wonder who I'll be tomorrow.
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Weird to pack so many different eras of my life into a shipping cube. I've been so many people, all the same person, evolving. Wonder who I'll be tomorrow.
It's actually not that hard to have the exact correct opinions about everything at all times, and I don't spend every second of my life annihilated by stress and self-consciousness. 🤡
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
It's actually not that hard to have the exact correct opinions about everything at all times, and I don't spend every second of my life annihilated by stress and self-consciousness. 🤡
Oh noooooooooooooooo lmao
Emma Bernard, 30, who is often complimented on her friendly demeanour and effusive expressions of gratitude, has attributed her politeness to an extreme fawning response.
Trauma! “Polite” autistic woman just terrified of you
An autistic woman with impeccable manners is actually just petrified of displeasing you, it has been confirmed. Emma Bernard, 30, who is often complimented on her friendly demeanour and effusive…
thedailytism.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Oh noooooooooooooooo lmao
It's Trans Day of Remembrance. It's hard to neatly encapsulate my thoughts and feelings. I just hope you'll take a second for them, even if it's just to register their names and faces. This is far from complete, and just the US. Still, they are important.
www.transremembrance.org/in-memoriam
www.transremembrance.org/in-memoriam
In Memoriam — Trans Remembrance Project
www.transremembrance.org
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It's Trans Day of Remembrance. It's hard to neatly encapsulate my thoughts and feelings. I just hope you'll take a second for them, even if it's just to register their names and faces. This is far from complete, and just the US. Still, they are important.
www.transremembrance.org/in-memoriam
www.transremembrance.org/in-memoriam
Saw a flag at half mast. Cloudflare, I think.
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Saw a flag at half mast. Cloudflare, I think.
There were a lot of cool women in early computer gaming history. Rest in peace, Rebecca Heineman.
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
There were a lot of cool women in early computer gaming history. Rest in peace, Rebecca Heineman.
I think I'm alliterative.
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I think I'm alliterative.
You can't even conquer a forest moon anymore because of ewok
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
You can't even conquer a forest moon anymore because of ewok
Only golf course I approve of.
Okebamba-kun, a laid-back horse with a golf course on his head, is the PR ambassador for Oketo Town, Hokkaido.
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Only golf course I approve of.
Past banal now, evil is simply infantile.
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Past banal now, evil is simply infantile.
Six-seven is awesome. Anti-meme killed the meme star.
November 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Six-seven is awesome. Anti-meme killed the meme star.
This is it. This is me as a little big guy. Whatever Pokémon game prominently features this character, I will buy. Unfollow me now because this is all I'm going to tw
Serebii Update: Pokémon Pokopia has revealed a new form for Snorlax: Mossy Form www.serebii.net
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This is it. This is me as a little big guy. Whatever Pokémon game prominently features this character, I will buy. Unfollow me now because this is all I'm going to tw
Nya. 🏯
Shironya is a mysterious white cat who lives in Hiroshima Castle. His ears look like gables and he has a clapboard collar.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Nya. 🏯
Jesus Christ isn't legally a Disney Princess—not yet, anyway.
Even so, he is covertly crucified in the upper parapet of Cinderella Castle in Orlando.
He'll forgive them anyway, so they're leaving him there; his revenue proposition is highest this way. If he dies, back to the tomb—then sequels.
Even so, he is covertly crucified in the upper parapet of Cinderella Castle in Orlando.
He'll forgive them anyway, so they're leaving him there; his revenue proposition is highest this way. If he dies, back to the tomb—then sequels.
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Jesus Christ isn't legally a Disney Princess—not yet, anyway.
Even so, he is covertly crucified in the upper parapet of Cinderella Castle in Orlando.
He'll forgive them anyway, so they're leaving him there; his revenue proposition is highest this way. If he dies, back to the tomb—then sequels.
Even so, he is covertly crucified in the upper parapet of Cinderella Castle in Orlando.
He'll forgive them anyway, so they're leaving him there; his revenue proposition is highest this way. If he dies, back to the tomb—then sequels.
Yoyo is a bright light in our community and any help you can spare would be well rendered. 💚
www.gofundme.com/f/HelpYoyoMove
Here is the link, ive posted on both here & twitter, any support would help so much especially sharing. Ive been avoiding posting because I feel pretty silly and embarrassed but I have been told that I should. Thank you for reading this & I appreciate you all so much!
Here is the link, ive posted on both here & twitter, any support would help so much especially sharing. Ive been avoiding posting because I feel pretty silly and embarrassed but I have been told that I should. Thank you for reading this & I appreciate you all so much!
Donate to To help Yoyo move to avoid homelessness before Jan 1st, organized by Yoyo Rouge
My landlord has given notice that my rent is increasing again nearly… Yoyo Rouge needs your support for To help Yoyo move to avoid homelessness before Jan 1st
www.gofundme.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Yoyo is a bright light in our community and any help you can spare would be well rendered. 💚
Commenting on the discourse is no longer discursive. From now on tell me what the squirrels did and how fat their little cheeks are. Nothing else matters.
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Commenting on the discourse is no longer discursive. From now on tell me what the squirrels did and how fat their little cheeks are. Nothing else matters.
It's open odds on what will get RFK Jr. in the end. Rare shark parasite? Pre-Christian plague? Corndog accident? Slams big toe in revolving door and simply gives up? Ant with gun? Riding in car with unsafe number of clowns? Milk asphyxiation? Yeti?
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It's open odds on what will get RFK Jr. in the end. Rare shark parasite? Pre-Christian plague? Corndog accident? Slams big toe in revolving door and simply gives up? Ant with gun? Riding in car with unsafe number of clowns? Milk asphyxiation? Yeti?
Okay vinyl is cool but I'll say it, I hate flipping and/or switching records in the middle of an album. I want the music to carry me through, I don't require an intermission!
Yes I grew up at the apex of the CD's popularity, leave me alone.
Yes I grew up at the apex of the CD's popularity, leave me alone.
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Okay vinyl is cool but I'll say it, I hate flipping and/or switching records in the middle of an album. I want the music to carry me through, I don't require an intermission!
Yes I grew up at the apex of the CD's popularity, leave me alone.
Yes I grew up at the apex of the CD's popularity, leave me alone.