Maggie
@maggiederrick.bsky.social
Author & artist • queer as in 🩷💜💙 • Rep'd by Dana Murphy at Trellis Literary Management • 📍Vancouver, BC
🔗 bio.site/maggiederrick
🔗 maggiederrick.substack.com
🔗 bio.site/maggiederrick
🔗 maggiederrick.substack.com
@jmcelroy.bsky.social on the jumbotron! 👋
December 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
@jmcelroy.bsky.social on the jumbotron! 👋
Came home and as I was pulling in a squirrel followed my car into the garage so I’ve got a bit of Clark Griswold situation on my hands…
a man is wearing a santa hat and making a funny face in front of a christmas tree .
ALT: a man is wearing a santa hat and making a funny face in front of a christmas tree .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Came home and as I was pulling in a squirrel followed my car into the garage so I’ve got a bit of Clark Griswold situation on my hands…
Reposted by Maggie
Last stop of tour for Brigands & Breadknives is in Vancouver BC, tomorrow at 7PM at the Rio Theatre-
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Last stop of tour for Brigands & Breadknives is in Vancouver BC, tomorrow at 7PM at the Rio Theatre-
Hazbin Hotel season 2 hot take: Pentious’s songs are the best of the bunch
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Hazbin Hotel season 2 hot take: Pentious’s songs are the best of the bunch
Reposted by Maggie
Re indie marketing scams: if someone is asking you if they can review your book, they want money for it
if they really loved it, they'd be posting about it without your permission
if they really loved it, they'd be posting about it without your permission
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Re indie marketing scams: if someone is asking you if they can review your book, they want money for it
if they really loved it, they'd be posting about it without your permission
if they really loved it, they'd be posting about it without your permission
The juxtaposition of taking my objectively adorable baby out in public while myself looking like a sentient Halloween decoration
October 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The juxtaposition of taking my objectively adorable baby out in public while myself looking like a sentient Halloween decoration
Reposted by Maggie
🩸🌞 TODAY TODAY Scarlet Morning is out TODAY 🌞🩸
September 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
🩸🌞 TODAY TODAY Scarlet Morning is out TODAY 🌞🩸
No one gets me quite like my fellow murderino of a brother (cc @myfavoritemurder.bsky.social)
September 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
No one gets me quite like my fellow murderino of a brother (cc @myfavoritemurder.bsky.social)
How my imposter syndrome assumes every publishing-related conversation will end.
September 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
How my imposter syndrome assumes every publishing-related conversation will end.
I’ve watched so much Dexter (OG, New Blood, Original Sin & half of Resurrection) over the past month that my 3 month old has started reacting (squealing with delight) at the sound of Michael C. Hall’s voice.
August 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’ve watched so much Dexter (OG, New Blood, Original Sin & half of Resurrection) over the past month that my 3 month old has started reacting (squealing with delight) at the sound of Michael C. Hall’s voice.
Reposted by Maggie
My toxic trait is I believe it's my moral imperative to buy a book at every indie bookstore I visit.
July 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My toxic trait is I believe it's my moral imperative to buy a book at every indie bookstore I visit.
Reposted by Maggie
Another day, another inexperienced but hopeful writer, announcing that they have “been offered a book deal” for £20,000. Turns out that the author is being expected to PAY THIS to the publisher, not the other way round. Folks, no publisher does this.
July 22, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Another day, another inexperienced but hopeful writer, announcing that they have “been offered a book deal” for £20,000. Turns out that the author is being expected to PAY THIS to the publisher, not the other way round. Folks, no publisher does this.
Watching Dexter for the first time during the hours of being nap-trapped under a newborn and, wow, what a relic of the mid-aughts. The number of times I’ve said “Yikes, we don’t use that word anymore” is… yikes.
July 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Watching Dexter for the first time during the hours of being nap-trapped under a newborn and, wow, what a relic of the mid-aughts. The number of times I’ve said “Yikes, we don’t use that word anymore” is… yikes.
Bruce the dog had the audacity to steal and devour one of my pastries directly in front of me and then sit and beg for my second one
July 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Bruce the dog had the audacity to steal and devour one of my pastries directly in front of me and then sit and beg for my second one
Why didn’t anyone tell me what a great show Poker Face is?
a woman is sitting in a car with the words `` let the binge begin '' written on the window .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a car with the words `` let the binge begin '' written on the window .
media.tenor.com
June 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Why didn’t anyone tell me what a great show Poker Face is?
June 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Reposted by Maggie
If furries and juggalos exist there’s no reason you can’t be yourself.
June 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If furries and juggalos exist there’s no reason you can’t be yourself.
My newborn’s wardrobe has no business featuring more functional pockets than my own AND YET HERE WE ARE
June 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My newborn’s wardrobe has no business featuring more functional pockets than my own AND YET HERE WE ARE
Not a day goes by where I don’t wish I was in Reykjavík
June 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Not a day goes by where I don’t wish I was in Reykjavík
My gay agenda? Singing Pink Pony Club to my newborn as a lullaby every night
June 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My gay agenda? Singing Pink Pony Club to my newborn as a lullaby every night
Reposted by Maggie
Wish I could sell physical box sets in this same case I designed for the Cardplay Duology digital box set, 'cause damn, I really like how it turned out 👀
Anyway, you can now grab both ebooks as a set on Amazon if you want! This is also discounted for Pride Month 🌈
amazon.com/dp/B0FC6Y3W51
Anyway, you can now grab both ebooks as a set on Amazon if you want! This is also discounted for Pride Month 🌈
amazon.com/dp/B0FC6Y3W51
June 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Wish I could sell physical box sets in this same case I designed for the Cardplay Duology digital box set, 'cause damn, I really like how it turned out 👀
Anyway, you can now grab both ebooks as a set on Amazon if you want! This is also discounted for Pride Month 🌈
amazon.com/dp/B0FC6Y3W51
Anyway, you can now grab both ebooks as a set on Amazon if you want! This is also discounted for Pride Month 🌈
amazon.com/dp/B0FC6Y3W51
HAPPY PRIDE!
If you see this, QRP with queer art! 🏳️🌈
If you see this, QRP with queer art! 🏳️🌈
June 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
HAPPY PRIDE!
If you see this, QRP with queer art! 🏳️🌈
If you see this, QRP with queer art! 🏳️🌈