Jez 🤍💛💙
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Croeso. Widow of Bielsa. LUFC. Environmentalist. Retired Geography & English teacher, retired cop, retired guitarist. Musically diverse - I like old punk AND new punk. LGBTQ+ ally.
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Oh fuck right off.

That is all, you cunt.
Can we not just have a gap in the middle? Please?
He sounds wonderful. You are so lucky to have had him in your life. Always remember the good times.
I'm currently looking at houses and one had an avocado bathroom suite - it failed to meet the longlist, never mind the short!
When we moved from Yorkshire my mum was constantly saying what awful decor she thought the new people would do. TBF she was probably right!
When I was running I had Saucony trainers - I did a blind test on running shoes on one of those machines at some place in Milton Keynes - just gave the shop guy a price range - and they were easily the most comfortable.
You should never look at what people do to the house you lived in. It's rarely an improvement in your eyes.
Oh Sammi, I'm so sorry to hear such sad news, but celebrate his life and be joyful that he was in yours. He was there for your entire lifetime and made it a better one for you with him in it. Be proud! X
Christ almighty. Phil Hay wouldn't have allowed this AI slop to take over so easily. He'd have drowned it in Buckfast!
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There's thousands* of millennials reading this thread who have no idea what we are talking about...

*Possibly fewer
If it could be the answer to anything then I got it right! You owe me a Crackajack Pencil!
Come on Darren - it's (un)dead easy!
I'm doing a couple of episodes of Blue Lights - they'll keep me going.
They are a bunch of miserable, negative, moaners. I gave up over a year ago because every time I listened it just made me depressed.
Fuck me, this England game is, as always, intensely boring.

Time to watch something better. Where do I find the test card these days?
I see Carol has her elbow on the pulse again.
Ordered before Starmer makes it a crime to buy one!
I insisted my English students wrote in their copies of the texts. My O and A level English books were a mass of annotations when I was at school.