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Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 10h

My poor innocence when I realized why you mentioned gay

paulsinha.bsky.social @paulsinha.bsky.social · 1d

The nice thing about being a gay, problem drinker with Parkinson's is that on any given evening out nobody knows why I cant walk.

Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 11h

On Wednesday my job told me to leave my crochet stuff so I left it for Thursday and Friday but I’m bringing it today, the idea that I can scroll on my phone and that’s fine but I can’t crochet is insane 😂

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Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 11h

Definitely aged well, ts still cute 😂😂

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Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 12h

I didn’t get any tattoos cause they age you 😭 it’s probably kids now that associate “only god can judge Me” and cloud tattoos with 35 year olds the way I associate character cartoons, Roman numerals and animal prints with 45 year olds

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Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 12h

Before Rihanna everyone was getting paw prints tattooed on their titties bc of eve 😂

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Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 12h

I wish I could scream into baby feminist Jaede’s dumb ass ears “WOMEN CARRY THE LOAD” yeah it’s not fair, next concern 😂

Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 12h

Every day this week I’ve dragged my feet to get to work at “whatever time I get there idgaf!!” And every day I have arrived early except yesterday, I got there at 11 on the dot

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Cerebral Hussy 🧠💋 @heyyypuddin.bsky.social · 20h

Millennials should have MySpace on their resumes 🤣

Captain Cuddles © 🤠😈😜 @invadeherzim.blacksky.app · 1d

Tom gave us the platform we were all tech support certified

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Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 12h

I met an older lady at my job and she was so empathic, I could tell, I just opened up to her & she invited me to hang out with her for the weekend and I absolutely will one of these days & I’ll teach her how to crochet lol

Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 12h

I love when older ladies tell me that my closest friends will eventually get married and have kids and my bestest friend is a whole star studded world traveling lesbian lol not the same, she’s the love of my life 🤣🤣🤣 WE have never had those weird ass issues , I know what u talking bout tho 😂😂😂😂

Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 12h

I’ve always been a stretchy lil rubber band, the cold makes me feel like I’m bout to pop at the hip and being older I can literally feel my muscles contracting trying to get shorter and less stretchy 😭

Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 12h

Omg no I don’t want this downgrade 🤣 I’m barely getting used to HAVING to stretch or suffer the consequences

Dess💋 @eissed.bsky.social · 22h

Being in your 30s means adjusting to your body violently rejecting foods you’ve eaten your entire life.

Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 12h

Belted sanitary pads????? I just looked it up, the concept is crazy

Erin @erinchampaign.bsky.social · 1d

I’m old enough to remember when pads did not have wings. My mom had to use belted sanitary pads.

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Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 12h

I called my ex from earlier this year yesterday (not the one I be crashing out about) just to chat and we accidentally got back together right in time for me to buy this jacket I wanted

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wafflehausa.bsky.social @wafflehausa.bsky.social · 1d

We work from home and ain’t got kids.

Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 1d

Why do they even make pads with no wings, I need to know who flat ass coochie is using pads softly sat on they panties and what kind of lifestyle you living that it works for you. First of all, that level of trust is insane.

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Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 1d

Why do they even make pads with no wings, I need to know who flat ass coochie is using pads softly sat on they panties and what kind of lifestyle you living that it works for you. First of all, that level of trust is insane.

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Empé 👑🃏🦋 @yeahroccsbykeagain.blacksky.app · 1d

Decentering men is important for men to do too. It frees you from so many shackles.

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Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 1d

Ahhh ok I got you, yes it’s a mini mall so I mean the mall itself not any one business. They need help planning some stuff to bring more foot traffic to the mall, yk malls are dying so they need creative ways to get people to come here.

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Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 1d

Every couple days I want a milkshake so bad & it’s always when I’m at work where I know I can boo boo skidoo pon di clocky

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Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 1d

Then they always just so happen to be a professional at every topic just to establish dominance like “this is why I am the talker and you are the listener” passive aggressive and sensitive yet rude and unnecessary. I come across these traits in older people A LOT.

Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 1d

I can’t stand loud overbearing and perfect people. the kind of people that tell you what you need to be doing bc those people ALWAYS run tell everyone else everything that’s wrong with you & nothing is ever wrong with them. They would die in a fire before they’re honest and vulnerable.

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Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 1d

Game of thrones and I tried twice, it was just so white

Spooky Bunsz 👻 @copaceticbunsz.com · 1d

A show you tried to watch but just couldn’t get into ?

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Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 1d

I need to buy a gun, THIS WEEKEND and I want a big boy not no lil pretty girl shit I need something that’s gonna push a nigga great grand kids knee caps back blue

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Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 1d

Whoa 🤯

It ain’t no fun when the rabbit has the gun.

This is wild. It was only a matter of time before this happened though.

I don’t know why these people didn’t think folks wouldn’t push back on having their pockets picked.

Good luck 🤷🏾‍♀️

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Hackers Dox Hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ Officials

Scattered LAPSUS$ Hunters—one of the latest amalgamations of typically young, reckless, and English-speaking hackers—posted the apparent phone numbers and addresses of hundreds of government officials...

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Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 1d

I am the PR person, what business?

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