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Annalise Skeeting

@s404064.bsky.social

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I'm Anthony. Husband, engineer, car guy, dog/plant/fish dad, slut (he/him) 📍 Chicago

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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · Apr 23

Somebody call RFK, it should be illegal to be this thick

Selfie of me standing in front of a dusty mirror in nothing but skimpy underwater

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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 8h

I was really moving when this came on

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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 9h

The dog being the first to clock the camera

Photo of me at my wedding taking a drink of a cocktail while my husband is holding our dog

Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 10h

Sending mundane emails in the middle of the night is loser behavior. At least schedule that shit for the morning to pretend like you have a life

Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 16h

Oh noooo 😭 I rinsed them the best I could, but I'm still going to leave them near the balcony door for a few days before I move them to the bedroom or anywhere else

Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 17h

Time to bring my plants back inside and pray that they aren't harboring large spiders

Photo of a group of houseplants near a balcony door

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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 23h

The Instagram "Following" tab was definitely messy, but I feel like it was worse when Twitter would put wild shit directly onto your TL with the tag "liked by [oomf]"

Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 1d

I wish I could say the same!

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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao villain origin story

Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sorry but I will simply never watch any video of a man with a microphone walking up to strangers

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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 1d

Why do I need such a complicated password if it's still not enough to log in

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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 1d

PUSSPUSS97 is too many characters for a license plate btw

Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 1d

Fine

a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing in front of a building .

Alt: Emma Roberts throwing a mini tantrum

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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 1d

You expect us to behave when this is the material?

Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 1d

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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 1d

Alexa, play that "Live Your Dreams" song from Save the Last Dance

Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 1d

I'm cursed with being very sensitive to the smell of mildew, so my nostrils are always assaulted by people who don't hang/change their towels

Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like I'm going crazy because I sent a message at work and I keep receiving questions that I explicitly answered in my original message. Is it me who does not have a grasp on the English language, or are these bitches just stupid?

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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 1d

I need this nigga to release another album ASAP

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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 1d

Omg I missed your face 🩶

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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 1d

Who up pumpering they nickel 👀

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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 2d

I don't think I've ever taken off just for my birthday. I typically conserve my PTO for travel

Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 2d

AYEEEEE I GOT A SERIOUS QUESTION (this not a thread)

Do yall go to work on yall Birthday?

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Bom Tellino @bomtellino.bsky.social · 2d

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Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 2d

Shrinkflation has come for my Dollar Tree candles even after the price has increased by 50%

Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 3d

🤤

Annalise Skeeting @s404064.bsky.social · 3d

And it's still in my rotation 😌

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 4d

A year ago today, Charli xcx released ‘Brat and it’s completely different but also still brat.’

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