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Madam Mayhem

@madammayhem.bsky.social

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She/her • 44 • Pansexual • Solo poly Welcome to the Mayhem… Send coffee, cuddles and cunnilingus https://linktr.ee/Madam__Mayhem

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Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 3h

Heading out for cocktails at a fancy new hotel…

Photo looking down at my legs as I’m sitting on a train. I’m wearing a grey denim mini skirt, black sheer tights and black suede knee high boots.

Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 1d

Feisty Friday…I’m missing dungeon time… #domme #femdom #dungeon

Photo of me from behind, standing in a dungeon with a black chaise lounge and BDSM equipment around me. I’m wearing a black satin romper, corset, fishnets and high heels. My nails are painted red and my hands are on my hips. It is a LOOK.

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Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 2d

Throwback Thursday…to what might be the best photo of my arse in existence. #ass #arse #lingerie

Photo of me from behind as I’m on all fours on the bed. I’m wearing a black bra, thong and suspender with black stockings. Very excellent POV.

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Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 3d

I pulled 125kg + band yesterday. Just a reminder I’m still a Muscle Mummy.

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Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 4d

I made eye contact with my gym crush as I was doing hip thrusts. He’s now pregnant.

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Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 5d

Does this distract you from the fact it’s Monday? #boobs #lingerie #gloves #milf #cougar

Photo of me wearing a strappy red three piece lingerie set and red-topped black stockings. I’m also wearing sheer black mesh opera gloves. The bra straps have been pulled down off my shoulders to reveal my boobs. Sadly for you, one arms is covering my nipples but the other is reaching between my legs invitingly.

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Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 6d

This. I also may not fuck on a second, third or tenth date…the tease and lead up is so fucking delicious…

Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 6d

Got high, wrote something pretty. Here is the start of it. Been a while since I wrote something I was excited about.

“I don’t fuck on a first date”

Partway through a kiss. A good one. A promising one. I break off and hold my face close to his. Whisper:

“I don’t fuck on the first date, just so you know.”
“Oh. Ok. Why’s that?” I don’t know what he’s thinking, but I imagine it’s something about self respect. Maybe I don’t fuck on a first date because I want men to value me more, or because I’ve been shagged then ghosted enough to be a bit wary of jumping straight into bed. But that is not what I say.

That is not how I feel.

The reason I don’t fuck on a first date is…

“Because anticipation is half the fun.”

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Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 8d

Those Friday feels… #reels #lingerie #ass #arse #milf #cougar

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Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 8d

Helllllllo hamstrings

Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 10d

Happy Hump Day! #ass #arse #lingerie #gloves #milf #cougar

Photo of me from behind (arguably my best side). I’m wearing a black sheer mesh and red polka dot Agent Provocateur three piece thong, bra and suspender set. Matching opera gloves complete the look and as always, I’m squeezing my butt with one hand for emphasis.

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Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 11d

Tick. Tick. Tick.

Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 11d

Titty Tuesday! #boobs #nipples #art #milf #cougar

Photo of me from neck to mid-thigh wearing a hot pink mesh thong. I’m holding a gorgeous pearlescent hot pink cast of my boobs over the spot where the originals reside.

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Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 11d

This time last year I was at Kinkfest…sitting on a couch with @jmseaborn.bsky.social, eating cake and watching subs get the kink spanked out of them.

Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 12d

Here to distract you from the fact it’s Monday… #nude #heels #domme #fetish

Photo looking up at my naked butt from the floor. One knee bent to reveal I’m wearing a black patent high heel.

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Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 13d

This might be the absolute best photo of my arse to ever exist… #ass #arse #gloves #lingerie #milf #cougar

Photo of me from behind. I’m wearing a sheer red mesh hooded cape from Baed Stories with matching opera gloves. My hands are on my hips and my arse is clearly seen through the cape with a soft red hue. Honestly, chef’s kiss.

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Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 15d

Frisky Friday feels… #lingerie #bodystocking #milf #cougar

Selfie from the neck down as I’m wearing a halter neck, black mesh fishnet and floral patterned body stocking. I’m standing in front of a mirror so there’s the bonus back view but a strategically place hand is covering the crotchless component of the piece. You have to go elsewhere to see that.

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Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 16d

Obsessed with the matching pink ‘fit 😮‍💨

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Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 16d

They knew what they were doing…

Photo of a water fountain that looks like a butt plug.

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Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 17d

Happy Hump Day! #ass #arse #humpday

Close up photo of my ass. I’m wearing a Murmur burgundy satin thong and sheer mesh suspender belt/skirts. My left hand is squeezing the goods, of course.

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Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 17d

Titty Tuesday… #boobs #nipples #lingerie

Close up photo of my torso as I’m wearing a sheer black mesh bodysuit. My left nipple is clearly showing beneath the bodysuit.

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Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 19d

It’s my 44th birthday! To celebrate, I’m offering 40% off the spicy place for today only.

This offer is only available to the first 40 subscribers so get in quick…

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Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 21d

Greetings from Stockholm and the fantastic hotel bathroom lighting…

Mirror selfie of my naked body. Arse looking peachy, back looking muscular.

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Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 23d

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Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 23d

Who’s joining Mayhem’s Locktober? #locktober #chastity #cockcage

Photo of me in a black wet look plunging bodysuit and opera gloves, holding a locked cock cage in one hand and the key in the other. The words ‘Mayhem’s Locktober’ are writing across the image.

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Madam Mayhem @madammayhem.bsky.social · 24d

Why do I always decide to ride a suction cup dildo after heavy leg day at the gym?

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