lizard
@lzrdthevampireslyr.bsky.social
Liz | 28 | they/them
BtVS/Spuffy fiend
Friend of Dorothea
Weedlor truther
Sanvers Fam
Paramore is love, Paramore is life
My illness is chronic but these tits are iconic
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BtVS/Spuffy fiend
Friend of Dorothea
Weedlor truther
Sanvers Fam
Paramore is love, Paramore is life
My illness is chronic but these tits are iconic
🇵🇸🏳️⚧️
I have to be up so early and I cannot sleep to save my life.
December 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I have to be up so early and I cannot sleep to save my life.
I’m avoiding my sister’s Christmas embroidery project bc I need to satin stitch the last letter before I can continue beading it and I really don’t want to lmao.
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I’m avoiding my sister’s Christmas embroidery project bc I need to satin stitch the last letter before I can continue beading it and I really don’t want to lmao.
Just got off work and I don’t want to go home. I’m just gonna have to go straight outside to get stoned and then straight downstairs to go to bed when I’m done.
December 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Just got off work and I don’t want to go home. I’m just gonna have to go straight outside to get stoned and then straight downstairs to go to bed when I’m done.
It was really good to get out of the house today and not be around my mom. I think avoiding her will be good motivation to get to work even when I’m not feeling well.
I’m twenty minutes away from having made it through my entire 8.5 hour shift! I haven’t worked a whole shift since before I got this cold/pneumonia. Just gotta do it again tomorrow and then I have five scheduled days off!
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It was really good to get out of the house today and not be around my mom. I think avoiding her will be good motivation to get to work even when I’m not feeling well.
I’m twenty minutes away from having made it through my entire 8.5 hour shift! I haven’t worked a whole shift since before I got this cold/pneumonia. Just gotta do it again tomorrow and then I have five scheduled days off!
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I’m twenty minutes away from having made it through my entire 8.5 hour shift! I haven’t worked a whole shift since before I got this cold/pneumonia. Just gotta do it again tomorrow and then I have five scheduled days off!
I’ve been out of my window of tolerance so much that I feel like I’ve been dissociating since Thanksgiving. Therapy is gonna be a bitch tomorrow but hopefully there’s a breakthrough bc I do not want to keep existing like this.
December 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’ve been out of my window of tolerance so much that I feel like I’ve been dissociating since Thanksgiving. Therapy is gonna be a bitch tomorrow but hopefully there’s a breakthrough bc I do not want to keep existing like this.
I’m overwhelmed.
December 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’m overwhelmed.
Besides insane fatigue, today is going pretty well at work. I’m not too winded or in pain or dizzy which is nice. Four hours to go. I can do this.
December 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Besides insane fatigue, today is going pretty well at work. I’m not too winded or in pain or dizzy which is nice. Four hours to go. I can do this.
My favorite manager gave her notice. I’m so upset. I really need to find a new job.
December 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My favorite manager gave her notice. I’m so upset. I really need to find a new job.
Speed cleaning my counter at work bc I won’t be caught dead with it looking like this if the CEO does actually come in.
December 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Speed cleaning my counter at work bc I won’t be caught dead with it looking like this if the CEO does actually come in.
Quick ten minute makeup bc our CEO might be coming in today. Today was not the day to have not showered, not done my hair or makeup really, and worn questionably clean clothing. I’m a mess.
December 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Quick ten minute makeup bc our CEO might be coming in today. Today was not the day to have not showered, not done my hair or makeup really, and worn questionably clean clothing. I’m a mess.
As much as I want to be in bed, it’s actually so nice to get out of the house and work.
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
As much as I want to be in bed, it’s actually so nice to get out of the house and work.
Our district manager is here and I am not wearing any makeup and it’s in my dress code. Whoops.
December 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Our district manager is here and I am not wearing any makeup and it’s in my dress code. Whoops.
Gotta clock into work in 45 minutes. Time to lock in and get ready. I will make it through my shift today and it’s gonna be a good day.
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Gotta clock into work in 45 minutes. Time to lock in and get ready. I will make it through my shift today and it’s gonna be a good day.
I think I just smoked my last cigarette. I’m so over being a smoker.
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I think I just smoked my last cigarette. I’m so over being a smoker.
Waiting for the chargers game to end so my sister will come hang out with me. Unfortunately football is just not something we will ever share.
December 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Waiting for the chargers game to end so my sister will come hang out with me. Unfortunately football is just not something we will ever share.
Carrying my mother’s mother’s torment, I think I’m where the bloodline ends.
December 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Carrying my mother’s mother’s torment, I think I’m where the bloodline ends.
If I make it through today without having a blowout fight with my mom, it’ll be a fucking miracle.
December 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If I make it through today without having a blowout fight with my mom, it’ll be a fucking miracle.
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“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”
Idk, probably still on my specialist's urgent waitlist
Idk, probably still on my specialist's urgent waitlist
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”
Idk, probably still on my specialist's urgent waitlist
Idk, probably still on my specialist's urgent waitlist
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D-words are SO BACK. Ugh she looks so goooood
December 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
D-words are SO BACK. Ugh she looks so goooood
I cracked a tooth last night and I’m so annoyed.
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I cracked a tooth last night and I’m so annoyed.
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oh you thought i was the funny fat friend? incorrect. i am the serious fat friend. sit down we're going to discuss our childhood trauma
December 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
oh you thought i was the funny fat friend? incorrect. i am the serious fat friend. sit down we're going to discuss our childhood trauma
My new food hyperfixation is fried bananas. I can’t stop making them. Tonight’s turned out so good.
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My new food hyperfixation is fried bananas. I can’t stop making them. Tonight’s turned out so good.
I miss my sister and it’s only been 24 hours since I saw her last.
December 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I miss my sister and it’s only been 24 hours since I saw her last.
Tarot friends, I need to do a spread today to help ground me and give me guidance but I’m not sure what spread to do. Any suggestions?
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Tarot friends, I need to do a spread today to help ground me and give me guidance but I’m not sure what spread to do. Any suggestions?