Bunbun🐚🌊
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It's so unfair. Why does he have to interact with people all day?
And that's how he walks in to find a scantily clad WWX tied to his bedpost.

(He's not complaining, but gods, this is not what he meant. Must ruling a country be so damn exhausting? LXC owes him big time.)
Head eunuch: Sire, there appears to be a man running about the inner palace. What would you like me to do with him?

LWJ: Deal with it.

Head Eunuch: *...Alright, I've seen the kind of novels his majesty keeps in his bedchamber.* As you command.
LWJ: Rules 189-360 clearly detail how to act in the aftermath of a disaster.

This man does not play games, and naively believes everyone else is on the same page (wrong: they haven't even opened the book).
The petitioner of the day: His majesty knows I set the Liu residence on fire, but they've fallen out of his favour, while my uncle is gaining power in court. He's clearly using this as a chance to take down his enemies while securing our loyalty.
Emperor LWJ is so funny, he definitely drives his court insane.

Whenever an issue is brought to his attention, his response is always, "Deal with it."
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this is so wangxian coded to me😭
Some liddol guys came to visit 🌸💖
(I'm praying my brain will stop with the white/blue conspiracy theories now I've given in and typed this out🙏)
All mention of the wand is quickly prohibited within the Cloud Recesses, and a new rule carved into the mountainside - it is *strictly forbidden* to wander within 3 li of the second young master's residence without prior invitation.
LXC at one point considers staging an intervention, but when he puts his plan into action, he comes back from his brother's house looking as if he's seen a ghost.
He (somehow) convinces the Lans to let him see the original blueprint 'for streamlining purposes'.

No one is really certain *how* he plans to improve on the old design, but the screaming coming from the Jingshi is...concerning to say the least.
Naturally, its reputation does not survive WWX.

As soon as LWJ shows it to him, The Menace begins plotting - direct quote from LQR.
AU where everything's the same, but the Hitachi Magic Wand is a Gusu Lan invention (for massaging sore muscles! Nothing untoward ofc).
Moon God YLLZ, how I love you Moon God YLLZ.
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Less dragon killing. More dragon kissing.
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"mating rituals"

𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗲: the immortal yllz has been kidnapped and brought to the lan dragons' breeding grounds.
𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴: explicit
𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀: ~3.5k

fic by jalpari: archiveofourown.org/works/68592516
art by @awita520.bsky.social : archiveofourown.org/works/69397496

for #TopxianBottomjiBreedingBang