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Going to be a sweltering Christmas in Perth
December 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Today’s seen typo I may use some time: the oath of least resistance
December 21, 2025 at 10:22 AM
December 21, 2025 at 7:16 AM
The Jake Paul Fight Was Embarrassing
YouTube video by Regular Eyepatch Wolf
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December 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Overheard a conversation at work wherein someone was arguing that AI art was fine because art shouldn’t be a means of making money anyway as art is for everybody. Ok but I saw you doodling in public and I’m 90% sure you were doing it so people would say how talented you were. Nice linework though
December 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Nobody cares much about cars here but perhaps somebody has an opinion
December 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Yr 8 #1: (staring at my hair) why is sir’s hair so luscious?
Yr 8 #2: side part
December 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Because people carrying drugs always label them with the name of the drug
Man Arrested for Carrying ‘Opium’ Perfume Bottle 😳🚔
YouTube video by Live Leak-Official
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December 13, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
December 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Should I be relieved or offended that not one of my socmed accounts has been asked for age verification?
December 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Sneezing in Australian: "AAAAH-choyy"
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Sometimes I feel somewhat like Charlie Gordon in that with great effort for a few years at university and for a while afterwards I woke up my brain and felt like an intellectual but in the years since life has got in the way and I’ve reverted to where I was before all that
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Talking to a Vietnamese guy and he says “the Bhutanese are strange people. They look like Chinese but they eat like Indians”
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Listening to the D&D kids start a cult worshipping the god 6-7
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Post your favorite LOTR character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I was talking to somebody recently and asked if they liked a particular musician and they said they’d heard it but it was ‘a bit young’ for them. Now I don’t go around purposefully trying to be down with the kids, but if I hear something and like it I don’t think in those terms at all
November 30, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Accidentally elbowed my wife in the eye which annoyed her considerably and she was like “you want hit me for long time and now you do” which made me start laughing , and then she was like “you see you happy and laughing after you hit me” which made me laugh even harder
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:

Channel-billed cuckoo
Tawny frogmouth
Carpet python
Pademelon
Echidna
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:

Black Swan
Tiger Snake
Sea Turtle
Superb Fairy-Wren
Magpie (Australian)
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:

alligator
tarantula
black bear
cougar
humpback whale
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 AM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
“It was gifted to me” ok Beowulf
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Deeper into the rabbit hole of leather shoe care
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM