Luke Schumann
lukeaschumann.bsky.social
Luke Schumann
@lukeaschumann.bsky.social
Community drug counselor (LPC). Baseball, Beatles, fountain pens, Mr. Rogers, Wendell Berry, restorative justice, mutual thriving. Opinions my own. Enneagram 9. He/him
Some handwriting practice (Luthen’s monologue from season 1, episode 10 of Andor):
May 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Pitchers who obtained their 300th career win after their age-41 season, and where they were then compared to where Justin Verlander is now
February 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Worth noting that of the “Bad Batch” clones that received genetic enhancements, one received an enhancement of (essentially) ADHD and another received an enhancement of (essentially) autism
February 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Every once in a while my key will fall off its ring or my badge will fall off its lanyard as if to say “Please sign in again to verify your account.”
February 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Why have there been two commercials with Martha Stewart and two with famous people’s facial hair flying away
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Johnny would hate you hypocritical motherfuckers
February 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Every Super Bowl I’m reminded how much I hate basically all of this—the celebrity, the hyping up of pointless items, the performative nature of the game and whatever most organizations are advocating for—and yet I watch it anyway.
February 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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José Cruz led the 1979 Houston Astros with 9 home runs and the entire team only hit 49. The Astros finished 1½ games out of first place.
February 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
New (old) pen and ink holder came in the mail today. Handmade 51 years ago. Came with its own fountain pen
February 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I finally beat the friend who got me (back?) into Chess. Don’t worry, he’s still better than me. (Please feel free to forgive/correct my description of the game in the alt text)
January 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Jim Wynn, 1965 Houston #Colt45s

#Baseball
January 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“Whatever happens
Those who have learned
To love one another
Have made their way
Into the lasting world
And will not leave.
Whatever happens.”

—Wendell Berry
January 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Anyway, the Tik Tok situation made me think about how it seems like the government and corporations are trying to give us insecure attachments. Maybe specifically dismissive/avoidant (or maybe that’s just me?). These are behaviors of abusive parents and partners. And that’s the point.
January 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Ranking Beatles albums in order, and writing lyrics with a fountain pen.

Album 1: Please Please Me.
2.92 out of 5 (rounds up to 3)
Likely their weakest album, but still has a couple of classics.

(Opinions are opinions, and none of this is a big deal. You can share yours without disparaging others)
January 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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The things we are forced to manage through Gofundme as a human race are absurd — feeding people through a genocide as our taxes go to kill them, housing people through a fire as not enough of our taxes go to save them.

All in the world’s richest country.
January 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Is this pen more Astros-coded or Ahsoka Tano-coded? (AKA how many nerdoms can I overlap with at once?) The Diamine Golden Honey ink is admittedly pretty hard to read
January 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Do not ask fer whom the bell nos. It Nosferatu. (Is this anything?)
January 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Can’t believe I didn’t say this from the very beginning
January 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
New pen: Nahvalur Horizon (Dusk). F nib that I might ask to be ground down to an EF
January 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Old movies made me think that I’d just one day know the words to Auld Lang Syne as an adult. Guess I’m not an adult yet
January 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Playing the same small video game challenge again and again like
a cartoon of a boy playing on a slide with the number 2 on the screen
Alt: Millhouse from The Simpsons sadly throws a frisbee back and forth by himself, with no one else to catch it or play with
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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🚨Staggering new data from HUD: The number of people experiencing homelessness in 2024 was the highest EVER recorded.

Families with children saw the single largest increase—up an astonishing 39 percent from last year.

www.huduser.gov/portal/sites...
www.huduser.gov
December 27, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Please forgive my meme-making abilities
December 27, 2024 at 3:42 AM