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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce

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Food’s Best Friend. Grand Prize ‘16 & ‘18 Scovies🏆 2021 & 2024 GFA 🏆Opinions may be that of Anubis, jackal-headed God of the Underworld. Hot Ones season 9! 🔥

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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 22d

In case anyone is wondering, I do indeed have a website where I ply my wares: it’s luckydoghotsauce.com!
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 13h

Perhaps harvested too early. My next door neighbor has a tree of the orange variety. There’s a massive, laden, ripe branch hanging over our mutual fence. The ones in your pic pale in comparison for sure color-wise.

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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 13h

If I recall correctly there are persimmons that get soft when they ripen, and also varieties that remain firm.

Maybe these are the latter?

Sorry I can’t be of more help - persimmons aren’t my jam. No pun intended.

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 13h

Gold. Pure gold.

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 13h

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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 14h

I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to give him steak.

I don’t really understand why, but this sounds like the correct response.

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 14h

😬

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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 14h

It’s a moral imperative at this point. 🇨🇦 ❤️

𝙰𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝙸’𝚖 𝚊 𝚐𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚘…

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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 14h

Snickers are better anyway.

elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall

Alt: Elmo shrugs

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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 14h

change one letter to ruin a candy

Milky Wap

(I’m not proud)

Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 14h

change one letter to ruin a candy

sweetfarts

Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social · 14h

change one letter to ruin a candy

demonhead

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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 15h

Most K’s for a pitcher under 22, a record that’s stood since 1912.

Yesavage started the year in A-ball.

Just remarkable.

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 15h

Like moths to the flame.

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 15h

Whew. Got it right the 1st time. Back to baseball. Thank you!
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 15h

This one is my favorite.

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 16h

Cover ups or covers up?

Been bugging me since I posted that. I kinda think it’s covers up (verb).

Any language nerds available?

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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 16h

Dude has been absolutely filthy tonight.

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 16h

Same. There are also a number of them out there who offer discounts for coverups of Nazi tattoos for former skinhead / alt-right types seeking redemption. I’m ok with that.

tbh, I’d probably be more generous to Platner if he’d come out saying that.

Like Bill Clinton not inhaling. Just implausible.

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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 17h

When you’ve lost Roger Stone. 👀

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 17h

$150 and no veg?

Bro.

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 17h

Right.

No one gets a Nazi tattoo accidentally. And if someone did get a Nazi tattoo accidentally, they’re entirely too stupid to be in public office.

It’s a no-win situation. I can’t believe anyone is defending them. Like, no they don’t have to be a perfect candidate, but there’s a fucking line.

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 18h

Trench warfare = hell on Earth. Fortunate for us all that he developed trench fever & was sent back to England.

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 18h

😂

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 18h

🎯

Also not the kind of person who should hold public office.

This ain’t rocket surgery.

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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 18h

Sure, there are definitely armpit areas of the world where such things are available.

But dude kept it for 20 years. That would seem to transcend poor judgement.

I find it difficult to believe that in over 2 decades, not one person in his life saw that tattoo & didn’t inform him of its origin.

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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 18h

Facts.

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 18h

Yep - most do. Alcohol is a blood thinner (obvious problem for tattooing) & shops don’t need the smoke of someone who made a poor drug or alcohol-induced decision later regretting it.

None of the story adds up.

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