Avery Pattullo
@luciapattullo.bsky.social
PhD student at Temple University • CCC-SLP • Adult Learner ™️ • aspiring cruciverbalist • tired parent
@reilly-coglab.com my sister in law got angora rabbits. Remind me again how you get the fur off of these guys?
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
@reilly-coglab.com my sister in law got angora rabbits. Remind me again how you get the fur off of these guys?
Don’t watch Shetland because at first it’s just a quiet little detective show and then one day you’ll wake to find a text from your spouse that just reads:
MORDER?????
MORDER?????
Don’t watch Shetland because at first it’s just a quiet little detective show and then one day you’ll wake to find yourself wearing an oatmeal-coloured cable knit jumper and staring off into the middle distance
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Don’t watch Shetland because at first it’s just a quiet little detective show and then one day you’ll wake to find a text from your spouse that just reads:
MORDER?????
MORDER?????
Working on the @avcx.bsky.social variety puzzle in between pies & my 5yo keeps asking “can I help? Can I help?”
Finally had to explain to her that knowing how to read and spell are prerequisites. Love that energy, though!
Finally had to explain to her that knowing how to read and spell are prerequisites. Love that energy, though!
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Working on the @avcx.bsky.social variety puzzle in between pies & my 5yo keeps asking “can I help? Can I help?”
Finally had to explain to her that knowing how to read and spell are prerequisites. Love that energy, though!
Finally had to explain to her that knowing how to read and spell are prerequisites. Love that energy, though!
Exciting news: this year I can finally say I have made a pecan pie for Thanksgiving for more than half my life.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Exciting news: this year I can finally say I have made a pecan pie for Thanksgiving for more than half my life.
There was a mashed potato bar at the wedding I went to last night and now I'm wondering whether my wife and I should have a wedding -- it's been 7 years, but it's never too late, right????
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
There was a mashed potato bar at the wedding I went to last night and now I'm wondering whether my wife and I should have a wedding -- it's been 7 years, but it's never too late, right????
Me: our power surged and half our outlets don't work, along with two light switches and the dishwasher. also the porch light
Electrician who installed the whole-house surge protector over the summer: did you change the lightbulb in the porch light?
Me: EVER HEARD OF OCCAM'S RAZOR, GORDON
Electrician who installed the whole-house surge protector over the summer: did you change the lightbulb in the porch light?
Me: EVER HEARD OF OCCAM'S RAZOR, GORDON
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Me: our power surged and half our outlets don't work, along with two light switches and the dishwasher. also the porch light
Electrician who installed the whole-house surge protector over the summer: did you change the lightbulb in the porch light?
Me: EVER HEARD OF OCCAM'S RAZOR, GORDON
Electrician who installed the whole-house surge protector over the summer: did you change the lightbulb in the porch light?
Me: EVER HEARD OF OCCAM'S RAZOR, GORDON
Just got bamboozled by PEMDAS in my multilevel modeling class
a group of hockey players sit in a locker room with a man in a suit talking to them
Alt: The coach from Letterkenny is having a temper tantrum in the hockey locker room after a game
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Just got bamboozled by PEMDAS in my multilevel modeling class
This is for all stores! Don’t go to your campus Starbucks during the strike!
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 AM
This is for all stores! Don’t go to your campus Starbucks during the strike!
Not too late to quit, John. Better late than never! www.inquirer.com/politics/pen...
John Fetterman said he ‘should have quit’ Senate bid in an excerpt from his new book
John Fetterman gave an emotional look into his struggle with depression in an excerpt of his new book Unfettered.
www.inquirer.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Not too late to quit, John. Better late than never! www.inquirer.com/politics/pen...
Great start to a Friday morning: got in early, tidied up my desk a little, got myself organized, opened my computer to find that the WiFi is down yet again.
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Great start to a Friday morning: got in early, tidied up my desk a little, got myself organized, opened my computer to find that the WiFi is down yet again.
“Similarly”
“Notably”
“Interestingly”
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
“Similarly”
Don’t watch Shetland because at first it’s just a quiet little detective show and then one day you’ll wake to find yourself wearing an oatmeal-coloured cable knit jumper and staring off into the middle distance
November 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Don’t watch Shetland because at first it’s just a quiet little detective show and then one day you’ll wake to find yourself wearing an oatmeal-coloured cable knit jumper and staring off into the middle distance
Damn even the graffiti in Lancaster is wholesome
October 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Damn even the graffiti in Lancaster is wholesome
The Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia was founded in 1855
Schneider was born in 1963.
Pretty sure that childhood diseases like measles and rubella (just for a start) were definitely around.
Pretty sure that childhood diseases like measles and rubella (just for a start) were definitely around.
October 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia was founded in 1855
Not surprised but still disappointed that ASHA changed their Certification Standards to remove references to diversity and inclusion
October 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Not surprised but still disappointed that ASHA changed their Certification Standards to remove references to diversity and inclusion
Got to give a guest lecture in @reilly-coglab.com's neurocognitive disorders class on the role of the SLP in end-of-life care and I'm so pleased with how it went! This group of MA students is so engaged and thoughtful! Teaching is so much easier when it's not fractions to 12-year-olds!
October 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Got to give a guest lecture in @reilly-coglab.com's neurocognitive disorders class on the role of the SLP in end-of-life care and I'm so pleased with how it went! This group of MA students is so engaged and thoughtful! Teaching is so much easier when it's not fractions to 12-year-olds!
Farfalle is awful because it cooks unevenly. If the distal part of the bow is al dente, the middle is crunchy, and if the middle is al dente, the distal part is too limp.
a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.
instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape
instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape
October 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Farfalle is awful because it cooks unevenly. If the distal part of the bow is al dente, the middle is crunchy, and if the middle is al dente, the distal part is too limp.
Reposted by Avery Pattullo
Went to the fall fair at my kid’s school today and man, seeing every other grown person wearing a shirt with the Quaker values of simplicity, peace, integrity, community, equity, and stewardship felt like its own mini protest
October 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Went to the fall fair at my kid’s school today and man, seeing every other grown person wearing a shirt with the Quaker values of simplicity, peace, integrity, community, equity, and stewardship felt like its own mini protest
Parsimony sounds like it would be delicious sprinkled over a nice roast chicken
October 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Parsimony sounds like it would be delicious sprinkled over a nice roast chicken
Today in New Building Antics, the bathrooms have flooded!
October 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Today in New Building Antics, the bathrooms have flooded!
There’s a murder of crows as well as a vulture just hanging out in the hospital parking lot which feels ominous
October 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
There’s a murder of crows as well as a vulture just hanging out in the hospital parking lot which feels ominous
Reposted by Avery Pattullo
It cannot be made clearer.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
October 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
It cannot be made clearer.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
One thing I enjoy about our new multimillion dollar state of the art building is how the wifi goes out at least once a day and they charge you to use an ethernet port
October 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
One thing I enjoy about our new multimillion dollar state of the art building is how the wifi goes out at least once a day and they charge you to use an ethernet port
Someone needs to bottle the specific blend of exhaustion and inspiration that conferences evoke. I want to sleep for 20 hours but also write two papers and a poem.
September 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Someone needs to bottle the specific blend of exhaustion and inspiration that conferences evoke. I want to sleep for 20 hours but also write two papers and a poem.