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Jay Lay

Jay Lay

@lozmaster.bsky.social

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The Meaning of Life is Other Life. We build off the Foundations of Others in order to Build Our Own Foundations, so that Others may build off of it.

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Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · Sep 29

Another Republican.

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 7h

There comes a point where your version of cringe is in fact, cringe.

Some dude into Kingdom Hearts might've been cringe in 2007 when you were 12.

But we're adults now, and have seen both presidents of the United States.

It's "problematic" making it's comeback for edgy kids trying to be adult.

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 8h

Even republican politicians believe Dems are the only ones who can run a country.

Why else put blame on the party without any branch of government at their disposal?

You only do that if you Know they're the ones who Work while you do jack shit for 6 fucking weeks straight- DAY 36 EVERBODY!

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 16h

The funny thing is, the "lack of employees" problem, already established self-inflincted and intentional, is actually them being mad people aren't coming in asking to be paid less.

Given the state of our humanity, they already made it a cultural point of proudness to be and for others, fucked over.

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 17h

So after Rs rig midterms enough, I gotta wonder if we're closer to their goals than their fall.

Insulting how shit everything is becoming entirely done by the dumbest, cringest larpers possible.

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 1d

Real fucked up seeing JD abandon his wife in real time.

Bed ya sowed...or the plants you slept in, or uh...something about sewing.

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 1d

One day Americans will understand that the entire government saying J6th was not a problem, to then Pardon all the people we arrested, to them giving tours before it happened-

This government is Yelling At This Country To Do A J6th.

Republicans believe strongly that a J6th Legal and Fine.

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 1d

If Biden set the economy to shit raising all prices to x2-3 within half a year, broke down the Whitehouse, sued himself and won 230 Million, cut food assistance, gave Argentina 40 Billion, and then threw a catered party for the rich-

We'd've had another J6th.

Which btw.
They Made Legal...

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 1d

Ay, if you were an oldschool Lan nerd, I don't think I'll have the youth for it, but by god, hit me up to hang out at your nursing home anyways.

Y'know when ya get there.

I'll set it up, ya'll know I'd accept nothing less than a CRT screen for everyone.

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 1d

The commonality would be a boon for the 'Right to Repair' movement aswell.

Had to print an obscure part for a discontinued 2010s sewing machine, only one model for that part was online, but it worked.

Some more time, and I bet we shrink a 3D printer to an arcade keychain.

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 1d

I'd be a fun meme president.

Sans would be on an official document because I doodled it on there.

Harambe would get one moment of silence during the least expected of times.

Obama would be a Vice Vice President, a role with no power.

Then I'd focus on mental health. Completely Seriously.

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 1d

Deadass if I was president I'd POUR tax dollars into 3D printing and getting everyone a 3D printer. We'd be known as the 3D printer country and No One would be upset by that.

Should be as common as kleenex, also known as a nose napkin, but if we can take that copyright/patent away, Fuckin' Kleenex.

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 1d

Elect me and our minimum standard for laptop parts becomes a budget build from the 2010s.

Which is infinitely more powerful than whatever the fuck they're throwing in there.

How is Minecraft running the same as it did on my Mom's vista laptop a whole decade ago. How. How???

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 1d

As bad as everything.

I still think we could all put on a hell of a show.

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 1d

Fucked up knowing Hank Hill would Let's Play Sonic Adventure for the Dreamcast specifically after an episode of teaching him the morals of fuckin I dunno let's plays-

but NOOO Sonic fans are stepping up.

Fuckin' Dale thinks Sonic is a conspiracy and even he would.

Fucked up.
All Sonic Fans.

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 1d

You're allowed one (1) hot dog during it. No chili, not til after I'm asleep. I'll fuckin' know too.

Don't you dare slip a chili in there.

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 1d

Any hot sonic fans willing to let's play Sonic Adventure for me on discord while I drunkenly Sleep and mumble about politics between nice words and compliments about your voice and extensive sega knowledge?

Won't someone be my Lost Ring or whatever the hell is a knight in that fuckin' universe?

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 1d

You throw a ball at your kid on Vegeta and they either praise you for offing a weakling or you got a strong kid.

Goku isn't gonna throw SHIT at his kid even if it's "parenting" get real.

His wife can't even hug him without being sent
To.
Space.

Sans isn't a skeleton.
He's just based on one.

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 1d

Real fucked up we put that much responsibility on a child-

From S p a c e-

and then expected him to follow our parental ideals.

You're telling me we didn't find Namek but expect this parentless since toddler age alien to just understand throwing the ball with your kid is parenting.

Speechless.

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 1d

"There's no Steve" except he's there, he's right there, in everything.

Is it to hide his existentiality? Was becoming a public icon what triggered it, or did he discover his uncontrollable boundaries?

Steve can't be real.

But they didn't need to tell him that.

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 1d

Do you think Frank West hates needles for the physical pain or the trauma that everyday is death to put off for the very next day?

I think he had a mere phobia-
At most.

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 1d

Is beootiful. Just wonderful.

This genie is a BIT H

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 1d

In 10 years you're gonna remember only h a l f the amount of cum that covered your every portion of physical form-

and you're gonna drop some Bomb advice that helps some stupid young adult.

Just at the worst time.

It will help.

But man earlier woulda been better-
but hey,
that's just life,
man.

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 1d

In 10 years some kid who used to call himself "The Rizzler" is going to be in The Worst Mental Headspace Imaginable, and some dipshit teen is gonna need advice only "The Rizzler" could give and by god, that's beautifal. That's just wonderful. What a fruitful but unintentional way of life. Just cool.

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 1d

Dollar alcohal starting to show signs of a genie.

Think this pink lemonade is filled with deceit. Not vibes.

Jay Lay @lozmaster.bsky.social · 1d

But ya know what.

Tommorow I'll have a far more powerful perspective.

Whatever I have now will be nothing in comparison.
A stepping stone to greatness.

And then it'll happen again.

And I'm scared.

But I have no fucking choice G o D D Am n IT
I can Only Be.

So Be You FUCKS.
BE.

Brter tomrow :)