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“How can we reframe the fact that coffee is getting more expensive every year due to global warming and the price has skyrocketed under the current Tr**p tariffs into a positive?”
“Say all the cool kids aren’t drinking coffee anymore?”
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 11, 2025 at 7:12 AM
This Christmas song has everything: holiday cheer, honest self-reflection, needed self-forgiveness, and an annual mystical creature that crawls out of an improbable door that needs to be murdered
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Love is your spouse saying things like "if you want to spend dumb money to legally destroy them even if we get nothing in return I'm 100% down for that"
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
My plan on winning Powerball as my retirement strategy but never buying lottery tickets doesn't seem to be working.
December 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I'm not talking a little spot, I'm talking colors of purple and yellow I didn't know the human body could create, I'm talking a mound of skin raised high that signifies a significant body blow.

No clue.
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Reached "how'd that bruise get there" age
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Reposted by lowrentkicker
“Hypernormalisation”, (2016, Adam Curtis)
it’s just undeniable that trump wants everyone to live in a hell where you can’t tell whats real
BREAKING: Trump says he will sign an executive order this week that will limit states’ ability to regulate AI.
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
You know what YouTube, I DO want to watch the video for "Tell It to My Heart" from Taylor Dane.
You know what YouTube, I DO want to watch the video for "Oh Sheila" from Ready For the World.
You know what YouTube, I DO want to watch the video for "Lost in Emotion" from Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam.
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Note: Have never spoken to a doctor about this ever
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
One of the best things about unfettered access to the internet is how one moment I'm thinking "I often feel like my hearing is different than other people" and now the I'm convinced I've had a traumatic head injury that I don't remember and I'm going to need extremely specialized hearing aids.
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
For health reasons, I no longer eat breakfast cereal. However, while grocery shopping today, I bought a small box of Lucky Charms in a moment of weakness. It's been a long time. I just ate a bowl and I think sugary cereal is proof god loves us and wants us to have type 2 diabetes.
December 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I'm on a group chat of friends from my hometown and bunch of them happen to be there this weekend. It's turned into them realizing all of the restaurants of our youth don't exist anymore. It's me realizing the weird ass names all these restaurants had.
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Casually remembering when my mom suggested that we shouldn't leave Santa cookies this particular Christmas and leave him chocolate bars instead.

Literally decades later I was like "WAIT A SECOND"
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
FYI - Model Railroad Academy 1-year membership is $7 on Groupon. Yes I know what I just wrote.
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December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
TIRED: Me having to learn things for my job
WIRED: Me building a RAG with every possible piece of knowledge for my job connected to a LLM that mimics how management likes things written because I don't have the emotional bandwidth to write in jargon for audiences who don't give a shit about my job
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Remember, it's not "Sunday scaries" if you've had panic attacks since Friday
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
TIRED: Chicago Bears having a winning season
WIRED: Ben Johnson going shirtless so people can get free hot dogs
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
First Thanksgiving using the Turkeystone. A+, highly recommended. Cooked a 13 pound bird in about 2 hours without drying it out. Also, hella phallic.
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I treated myself to a WHOOP band, it arrived today, and I've had it one for a hour. I just got a notification that I've spent 39 minutes in a "high stress zone" so that's helpful.
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Me: AI IS RUINING EVERYTHING!

Also, Me: [dumps 300 csv files in to Claude Code] DO SOMETHING WITH THIS I DON'T KNOW
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Me going on Facebook and to every person I went to high school with who has picture of them with a beard commenting "wow that beard makes you look old, say hi to your mom for me this Thanksgiving"
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"The news is so shouty everywhere else. The CBS News is just calmer."

"CBS Sunday Morning is very informative and the suns are lovely"

"I mean, if you give it a chance, NCIS is riveting."
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
the irresistible urge to turn on CBS once you reach a certain age
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
@dropout.tv Let Lou know if he needs a new car, found one for him: www.facebook.com/marketplace/...
Redirecting...
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November 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Every time something dumb happens at my corporate job, I silently wish that I was a manager of a Blockbuster again (albeit with my current salary).
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM