Lowering the Bar
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Legal humor. Seriously. By Kevin Underhill
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Right, so that’s murder. The president has murdered a couple dozen people at least. And yet in the same interview Paul says he’s the murderer’s biggest supporter and would defend him against impeachment again. So that’s where the GOP is now. Murder not grounds for impeachment.
Rand Paul: "When you kill someone, if you're not in a declared war, you really need to know someone's name at least. You have to accuse them of something. You have to present evidence. So all of these people have been blown up without any evidence of a crime."
Alleged Christian Mike Johnson lies constantly and seems to have no problem with murder. Even if all these boats really were “full of fentanyl,” it would still be murder. “Some of these drugs might eventually kill some Americans” is not an imminent threat. This is just murder.
KARL: Don't you have questions about Venezuela?

JOHNSON: What about it?

K: The targeting of these boats. You have no questions about how they're doing it?

J: No. I believe in peace through strength. You take out one boat full of fentanyl, you save hundreds of thousands of American lives
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It’s so funny that for the past week republicans have all been like “the only people out there are gonna be Hamas.” Everyone in this crowd is signed up for Kohl’s rewards points.
“This is what democracy looks like.”
“This is what America looks like.”
NYC
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A semi-aerial view of the crowd here in Portland #NoKings
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If the administration has such great evidence that these targets are narcoterrorists who pose an imminent threat to the national security of the United States, why are they not being tried in our criminal courts? 🤔
Breaking news: The United States plans to repatriate two alleged drug traffickers to Colombia and Ecuador after military forces attacked their vessel in the Caribbean on Thursday.
U.S. to repatriate survivors of drug boat strike to Colombia, Ecuador
It is unclear if the two surviving alleged drug smugglers have any links to Venezuelan criminal organizations.
www.washingtonpost.com
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Great moments in redaction history.
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Rep. Adam Smith to @gregsargent.bsky.social: "All they’ve said is, these people are part of a drug-running gang and we killed them ... I’ve never been in a situation like this where there has been less information provided to Congress on the details."

Full episode: newrepublic.com/article/2019...
What does he think’s going to happen there with the no-ports problem? Still gonna be portless after his trip.

Looking forward to him blaming Joe Biden for Hungary being landlocked.
Trump: "Hungary is in a very interesting position because they can't have ports. You know, they're surrounded by land. So we'll see what happens there."
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Time is up. I gave Speaker Mike Johnson two days to swear in Adelita Grijalva. Arizona's 7th congressional district 813,000 Arizonans are now being taxed without representation. I have lawyers downstairs right now drafting litigation.

youtu.be/9OBdjsGntQI?...
AG Mayes Demands Speaker Johnson Swear In Adelita Grijalva | The Lead with Jake Tapper CNN
YouTube video by Arizona Attorney General's Office
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JUST IN: Judge Mehta threatens contempt and bar sanctions for attorney Carolyn Stewart — who has repped numerous Jan. 6 defendants and pardon recipients — over filing a motion with “fabricated” citations to local rules and refusing to correct it.
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So the president of the United States plans to meet with Putin in Hungary, and when a reporter asked where that plan came from, this was the reply of the United States government www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
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I found it pretty charming to learn that after Roger Taney died, sitting lawmakers called his death a "victory for liberty and the Constitution," suggested that he was probably burning in hell, and joked (?) that they'd rather hang him in effigy than do literally anything to honor his memory
Roger Taney’s Contemporaries Hated Him As Much As You Probably Do
Ordinarily, members of Congress do not publicly suggest that recently deceased Supreme Court justices are burning in hell. But Roger Taney was no ordinary Supreme Court justice.
ballsandstrikes.substack.com
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I support this as it'll give us something to ceremonially topple at the end of the movie where we overthrow the system.
There absolutely should be something other than a prison on Alcatraz Island, but a giant neo-fascist symbol isn’t it
Conservative-leaning tech investors are racing to build a new American colossus, and they want something much, much bigger than the Statue of Liberty. Meet the new monuments men of the tech right and their plans for statue-maxing:

www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
America’s Tech Right Is Obsessed With Building Giant Statues
With proposals for a 450-foot statue of Prometheus on Alcatraz and a 650-foot George Washington, MAGA adherents are racing to build America’s largest statue.
www.bloomberg.com
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After weaponizing the Justice Department to go after his enemies, Trump now plans to turn the IRS on them as well. This is one of the abuses of power cited in the July 1974 articles of impeachment against Richard Nixon.
Exclusive | Trump Team Plans IRS Overhaul to Enable Pursuit of Left-Leaning Groups
The effort would install at the agency’s criminal unit an ally of President Trump who has drawn up a list of investigative targets.
www.wsj.com
A president cannot just order the death of a suspected drug smuggler. This should not be controversial. But Trump has now done it repeatedly and killed about three dozen people. Those are murders, not “boat strikes.”
Come on, NPR. These aren’t “deadly strikes” on evil boats. They’re murders of people accused of smuggling. The accuser’s a habitual liar, but even if these particular accusations were true, THAT WOULD NOT BE A VALID REASON TO KILL. Intentional killing with no legal justification is murder.
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If you say something about a dead person in Texas, you could be convicted of libel, if it has been determined that you have “blackened the memory of the dead.”
statutes.capitol.texas.gov/docs/cp/htm/...