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Mike Hawk

Mike Hawk

@lovemikehawk.bsky.social

610 followers 730 following 390 posts

Boston based drag king. Full of bad ideas. I blame most of my success on the Boston top shortage

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Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Nov 14

I should probably post some drag so folks know who tf I am

here's me as an onion

A man lounging inside a giant blooming onion with a cup of sauce on his head, but like real not AI

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Aug 21

reading Manhunt and realizing very suddenly that the dykes all wind up at the fort down the street from my parents house

Now I am picturing the characters using my moms quilts and eating their inexplicable deviled ham stockpile in the apocalypse

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jul 25

A meme: on the left, an imagine of legs in black leather chaps with the butt exposed, labeled "Assless Chaps." On the right, a screenshot from King of the Hill of Hank Hill at the doctor's office, showing he has no butt

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jul 24

this is a brand account

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jul 24

I AM Big Cock™️

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jul 24

I've been riding that one dick joke for 7 years and it still works!

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jul 24

Most of my neighbors work 2nd shift which is usually nice, except today, when the power was out when I woke up and I was wandering around trying to find someone to confirm it wasnt my unit

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jul 24

Also like, quite a lot of us worship cock for the comedy potential of it

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jul 9

I think you're safe as long as you arent supposed to be running a country

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jul 9

shirking at work to go make weird art and fuck your friends, truly the dream

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jul 9

"Succession of close friendships"

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jul 9

Honestly no one has ever asked me what school I went to in a professional context. The only people who care are like, graduate schools sometimes, and law firms I think? Idk it never comes up. Even folks who do go to Harvard learn quickly to not talk about it or it will make them look pretentious

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jul 6

The billionaires wont help.

If you cant donate, thats fine. But those who do donate are doing so because we can't exactly rely on the billionaires.

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jul 6

The kids didnt vote for this.

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jul 6

The children didnt steal anything from you. They cant even vote.

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jul 6

We can hold our leaders accountable AND help those most in need while they dither.

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jul 4

my cat also hides under the bed when he surprises himself by farting

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jul 4

Yeah my cat only reacted when I shot them off in my backyard and then he just hid under the bed and was chill once they stopped

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jul 2

I saw Goodman Kayin with the Devil

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jun 21

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jun 12

inside you there are two @spank-knightly.bsky.social . One is nacho and one is cool ranch. that ancient TikTok plays on loop at all times. nanabanana

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jun 10

I got a weird sex toy for drag purposes but multiple people have asked me to use it on them out of sheer curiosity so now I gotta go get a second copy of the weird sex toy for drag purposes

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jun 9

If you don't know who this is about, he is a well known PDX king now and his friends like to harass people who discretely notify them of his history.

I'll tell anyone who wants to know, though.

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jun 9

It feels like an annual occurrence that this shitbag pops up again and I get reminded of him bragging to me about raping my friend

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · Jun 9

It feels like an annual occurrence that this shitbag pops up again and I get reminded of him bragging to me about raping my friend

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · May 30

Hes definitely earned enough punches on his card for the free dunks

Mike Hawk @lovemikehawk.bsky.social · May 30

@kingperk.bsky.social and @henlobullfrog.bsky.social have both been here enough that we will just pretend we can claim them as Boston boys. Dual citizenship

Jaggs Ramone @jaggsramone.bsky.social · May 30

honestly it is kinda wild there's no Boston boys competing on King of Drag. like the cast looks amazing but hopefully we can get some of our fellas in the next season