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Lovely Cosmic

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · Aug 19

hi there,
most of my posts are about old nintendo stuff. sometimes i interact with nsfw stuff so that might end up on your timeline. oops. sorry. do not feel obligated to follow, thank you for visiting me on the internet computer website, i love you with mouth

Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 9h

I love the toilets at my new place so much. I’ve always had the regular small round bowl but these are the elongated ones. And instead of a lever it has the pee button and poop button on the top of the cistern. It’s straight up luxurious. I’m like the king of Siam or something

Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 1d

He’s the closest you’ll ever get to a Joe Rogan of the left. He’s actually funny, he’s got this frat bro affectation, he can be crass, yet politically he’s on point. Need more of this right now I think

Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 1d

I love Kyle Kulinski’s effort to basically create a conservative YouTube to leftist ideology pipeline and I think more people should attempt it. The homoerotic analogies, the white family decor, intentional or not, appeals to conservative sensibilities and aesthetics, but the core is still leftist

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 2d

I know I don’t have to remind you but imma remind you

I’m loudly pro trans rights, pro reproductive rights, pro immigration and trump, putin, xi and netanyahu can all lick my balls

Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 2d

Damn dude, are you Chinese food, because dim sum nice balls you got there

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 3d

Not enough people talk about how good of a game Mirror’s Edge was

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 3d

The super clean feeling you get after sweaty labor followed by a shower feels very much the same as being high on really good weed imo

Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 4d

Accidentally came on my own face

Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 4d

If you have a swiffer mop you have a dirty floor, throw it away and get a real mop and bucket

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 5d

Hey daft punk fans, check this out

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Discovery

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 5d

to bodli-gau

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 6d

Every Taco Bell seems to not put enough syrup in their sodas. The last four I went to seemed really heavy on the soda water. Anyone else experience this?

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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 7d

A shower curtain that is a screenshot of Ocarina of Time where the text “Water Temple” is on the screen, hung up over a shower.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 7d

Blue Man Group with a speech bubble as if they were speaking the quoted post text

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 7d

CHARLEY HORSE!! CHARLEY HORSE!!! AHHHHHHHHHH THE PAIN IT HURTS IT HURTS AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAGGGHHHHHGRHHAHHR!! AHHHHREEERR

Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 8d

Two guys rob a liquor store. One of the robbers grabs a bottle, studies it, and looks at the other robber. “Is this whiskey?” he asks.

“Well not as whiskey as wobbing a bank” he replies

Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 8d

I can’t wait to finally get internet installed! Already hooked up the Apple TV. Haven’t had internet or tv for like 6 years. Gonna feel like a wizard pondering my orb

Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 8d

Love sad boyz and the cumtown guys

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 8d

Every time I unpack another box, I feel more at home. Put some posters on the walls and maaaaaan what a difference!

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 10d

“But I am already eating this asshole all the time. The name of this asshole is Ideology.”

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 10d

I find it weird that no one seems to make a slow cooker that is made to look like a witch’s cauldron

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 10d

“But I am already eating this asshole all the time. The name of this asshole is Ideology.”

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 11d

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 10d

DO IT NINTENDO

My Nintendo News @mynintendonews.com · 10d

OpenAI and Sora's Sam Altman says "I hope Nintendo doesn’t sue us" #Repost

OpenAI and Sora’s Sam Altman says “I hope Nintendo doesn’t sue us”

Open Ai's new Sora app which has recently launched on the App Store allows users to generate numerous animated clips with a few simple key words. The company's Chief Executive Sam Altman has posted a video on the platform of himself surrounded by Pokemon and jokingly said "I hope Nintendo doesn’t sue us." Judging from recent news reports the app infringes on numerous intellectual properties such as Sponge Bob SquarePants, McDonald's, Pokemon and more.

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 11d

Don’t forget the overwhelming majority of maga are cowards, they won’t do shit. Just speak your mind and be you and don’t conform to their bully world