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Laura is Perma-Fired 📢

@lorerahrahrah.bsky.social

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typo queen. she/her. i probably squat deeper than you. yells about battle gymnastics. yadda yadda noise cancellation

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Laura is Perma-Fired 📢 @lorerahrahrah.bsky.social · Sep 20

Behold! The Harbinger of “Negativity and Childish Snark”!!

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Rebecca Stone Gordon @meanlouise.bsky.social · 12h

#MondayMotivation

Block letter print on notebook paper, pinned to wall

YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOUR TEETH ARE SHARP.
YOUR EYES ARE LUMINOUS.
THE TOWN FOLK WHISPER YOUR NAME IN HUSHED
TONES

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 17h

Pedro Pascal was spotted at the LA No Kings protest with the best sign there.

Pedro Pascal at an outdoor protest holds a bright red and yellow sign that reads “NO KINGS ONLY QUEENS” with a black-and-white photo of Divine and Trump. Pascalis wearing glasses and a yellow T-shirt, pursing their lips playfully while pointing at the sign. They stand among a crowd of people holding various protest signs; the scene appears to be in a city street on a sunny day.

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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 1d

the post I made hence her “my tits look great” comment

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Kristi @booksandbodyslams.bsky.social · 1d

You know how I know Wrestledream was a 12/10 - because people are complaining over the most ridiculous stuff.

Also Amanda Huber with the mic drop

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meg 🦋 @studentofsound.bsky.social · 17h

gnome butcher kissing boys remains undefeated in my heart

EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER 🇨🇦 @eviluno.bsky.social · 23h

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Marla_Singing @marlasinging.bsky.social · 1d

One of my favorite writers said “Your children come through you, but don’t belong to you. You stand in your time, and you send them, like an arrow, into the future, where you cannot visit… not even in your dreams.”

Second Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 1d

Children are autonomous human beings and parents are guardians, not owners, of their children. We have generations of society-wide abuse and trauma to heal from and we can't do it because it keeps getting perpetuated

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 4d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Kate the ✨queer✨ chaos gremlin @kathrynfiasco.bsky.social · 17h

Keep it up. Keep spreading these videos. Have fun at the protests and document the peaceful moments as evidence.

The costumes can protect you in many ways, including your identity.

But also: the costumes prove peace. Have you ever seen a kid try to run in one? You can’t. It’s proof. Keep doing it.

Alissa Azar @alissaazar.bsky.social · 2d

This is what was happening before the feds unleashed all that violence, btw

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Laura is Perma-Fired 📢 @lorerahrahrah.bsky.social · 18h

They literally did the Dril candle tweet as their entrance

Laura is Perma-Fired 📢 @lorerahrahrah.bsky.social · 18h

Who robbed the Lourve? Right answers only

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Laura is Perma-Fired 📢 @lorerahrahrah.bsky.social · 1d

There’s another where he’s holding the tiniest baby, my heart can’t handle it

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Justin | 陳國榮 @justinckw.com · Aug 28

Here’s Yuya Uemura giving out stickers(?) and politely saying ‘you’re welcome’ to every kid.
🤼‍♂️

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Laura is Perma-Fired 📢 @lorerahrahrah.bsky.social · 13d

I would listen to an audiobook of Pride and Prejudice if Joe read it.

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Laura is Perma-Fired 📢 @lorerahrahrah.bsky.social · 1d

This run was insane

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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 1d

i know kara sucks but i didn’t think kara sucked enough to post obvious AI slop with “no notes” and no further explanation, that’s on me

Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 1d

No notes

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Laura is Perma-Fired 📢 @lorerahrahrah.bsky.social · 1d

I’m so glad we are getting psycho Samoa Joe back, as well as heel Shibata. People are gonna DIE.

Laura is Perma-Fired 📢 @lorerahrahrah.bsky.social · 1d

As a teacher…

Yes, you’d be surprised.

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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 2d

FUCK EVERYONE WHO SAID KRIS LOSING THE ALIEN GIMMICK WAS NECESSARY WE ARE SO BACK

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Laura is Perma-Fired 📢 @lorerahrahrah.bsky.social · 1d

If I had a nickel for every match Toni Storm had this year that should have main evented, I’d have two nickels.

Laura is Perma-Fired 📢 @lorerahrahrah.bsky.social · 1d

no you’re not wrong. There was some pacing issues for sure, and I want to go back and rewatch Hangman/Joe in isolation. I think anyone who had to go after the tag titles was a bit doomed.

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Laura is Perma-Fired 📢 @lorerahrahrah.bsky.social · 1d

Meanwhile as soon as the tank appeared I shouted to my group “DARBY FINALLY GETS TO BE A TURTLE!” because I know wrestling is not real and spots are agreed to based on consent.

a young boy with zombie makeup on his face is talking to a woman in a crowd .

ALT: a young boy with zombie makeup on his face is talking to a woman in a crowd .

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Laura is Perma-Fired 📢 @lorerahrahrah.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah I know when I was young the first thing I thought when I saw a fish tank filled with water was “I’m gonna try to drown someone”

Laura is Perma-Fired 📢 @lorerahrahrah.bsky.social · 1d

Or parent your kids and make the choice to either tell them “no, you can’t watch that” or explain to them why it’s dangerous. 🤷‍♀️

David Bixenspan @davidbix.bsky.social · 1d

OK, now I REALLY want to know how and why Sarah Stock got fired.

Sarah Stock on X:

"You know who should stop this? Mothers. With their remote control. This is worse than the plastic bag over the head. Kids are going to end up dead trying this stuff at home. @aew"

Laura is Perma-Fired 📢 @lorerahrahrah.bsky.social · 1d

“AS A MOTHER”

Okay how about you PARENT YOUR KIDS instead of blaming the media JFC.

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Laura is Perma-Fired 📢 @lorerahrahrah.bsky.social · 1d

I dunno I’ll take long show and high quality matches over short show and matches created by AI storylines

Laura is Perma-Fired 📢 @lorerahrahrah.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t see why the Bucks don’t go to their Sugar Daddy Okada for spending money.