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LordHosk
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 10h
Is that because you've lived multiple lifetimes in multiple host bodies and while the gender of the host may change the you that is doesn't really recognize a specified gender identity?
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 1d
Copyright growing pains.

Yeah, that pesky little law about how you aren't allowed to steal other peoples intellectual property.

I think I saw a FBI warning about reproduction and distribution of other peoples stuff once before a movie... one time.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 1d
I spent the week calling them thanksgiving and lesser thanksgiving next month
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 1d
A few bad apples… are going to be found when baking delicious pie for everyone to share.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 2d
And then when they go to the polish step its clearly a different piece of material!

Like come on! The handles aren’t even the same size or style!

(Snaps out of it) what??? Where am I?
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 2d
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 2d
LadyHosk: Im Thankful for the internet... Because I couldn't remember how to make a hand turkey, so I had to look it up.

(everyone at the table)

YOU TRACE YOUR HAND!

Lady hosk : yeah but what comes next.

DOT EYE TRIANGLE SQWIGGLE STICK FEET!

Lady Hosk "its been a long time"

Me:(compose tweet)
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 5d
I can’t even come to a single city for myself.

Tokyo because its scale, Singapore because of its density, Dubai because of its absurd opulence, Rome because of its infinite layers of history, London Paris and Barcelona because they exist.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 5d
The holiday couldnt be more obvious it is clearly The Nightmare before Christmas.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 5d
Wanted: Artists to do Hoskling art.

Are your commissions open?

is an artist you supports commissions open?
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 6d
Apparently so does he.

youtu.be/aRQLU3IwNYs?...
Stephen Helps President Obama Polish His Résumé
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 6d
Obama hadn't done anything to be awarded one either.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 6d
To be fair...
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 6d
Judge tells federal law enforcement "Hey, there is a constitution, and the FIRST AMENDMENT... not even one of the obscure ones, the FIRST ONE... the start of the bill of rights, says journalists are free to report on what you do... so let them do it"

Federal law enforcement says "nuhh uhh"
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 6d
That doesn't seem fair... I feel like you should only have to face one pitcher at a time, no time stone Dr Strange action.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 6d
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 7d
But I need a Battleship, My Little Pony, Magic the Gathering crossover event movie to save cybertron!
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 7d
You're the coolest... I saw it on the internets, it must be true.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 7d
Lady hosk: I need some new adidas pants.

Me (points) theres some

Her: those are women’s pants stupid!

Me:
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 7d
But the Amazon list price... for the 245 price is like 349... no 399.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 7d
Im gonna go with... $250 regular price...$245 prime day deal
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 8d
leadership

www.youtube.com/shorts/ltFKt...
What if D-Day had failed? #shorts #history
YouTube video by The Vintage Space
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 8d
My kid wants to be a ghost for Halloween.

“Just a sheet with holes cut in it ghost”

Which is going to be tricky nowadays but lets try…

Anyways, they rejected this sheet
Sheet covered in little ghosts dressed up for Halloween
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 8d
its the first thing I thought of when I saw it.
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LordHosk @lordhosk.bsky.social · 8d
They are in the military there are supposed to be standards.

I was getting shit on for being 6’2” 210 pounds.

You know how fat you are at 6”2’ 210? I was taping at 12-15% body fat but “ol chunko is overweight again”
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