Lord Baron McCabre
@lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social
A "Quarlock" (𝙌𝙪𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙠 - 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘮𝘢 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘪𝘵) who loves dice, luck, fortune, and a good "bad conspiracy" here and there. Humor is my own, opinions are from the sentient queso dip that rules us all.
Pinned
I don't make the rules about something being metal, you know?
Are you burning down churches?
Do you have a list of who is evil and you are envious because of that list?
Are you murdering your bandmate?
Are eating a portion of his brain?
No?
Then are you really metal, really?
Are you burning down churches?
Do you have a list of who is evil and you are envious because of that list?
Are you murdering your bandmate?
Are eating a portion of his brain?
No?
Then are you really metal, really?
Do.
Not.
Touch.
The.
Beans
Not.
Touch.
The.
Beans
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Do.
Not.
Touch.
The.
Beans
Not.
Touch.
The.
Beans
Adorable-rier?
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Adorable-rier?
Okay.
Adorable.
Adorable.
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Okay.
Adorable.
Adorable.
Well, I hate to say it but @funranium.bsky.social only needed two words, a failed willpower check and a very bad day from a "pancake flipping bard" to make me say, 24 years later...
"Jack's back."
And I still hate it. I don't have to say it, but the geas still has never technically wore off.
"Jack's back."
And I still hate it. I don't have to say it, but the geas still has never technically wore off.
the best time to strike at the super villain is during their monologue. not in the middle either. like they have this big speech all loaded up that they’ve been thinking about all week and two words in you fuck their shit up
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Well, I hate to say it but @funranium.bsky.social only needed two words, a failed willpower check and a very bad day from a "pancake flipping bard" to make me say, 24 years later...
"Jack's back."
And I still hate it. I don't have to say it, but the geas still has never technically wore off.
"Jack's back."
And I still hate it. I don't have to say it, but the geas still has never technically wore off.
Reposted by Lord Baron McCabre
the best time to strike at the super villain is during their monologue. not in the middle either. like they have this big speech all loaded up that they’ve been thinking about all week and two words in you fuck their shit up
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
the best time to strike at the super villain is during their monologue. not in the middle either. like they have this big speech all loaded up that they’ve been thinking about all week and two words in you fuck their shit up
Awww, the spicy demon sleeps
Gonna miss night cuddles soon, but I am happy her mom will be back
Gonna miss night cuddles soon, but I am happy her mom will be back
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Awww, the spicy demon sleeps
Gonna miss night cuddles soon, but I am happy her mom will be back
Gonna miss night cuddles soon, but I am happy her mom will be back
Excuse me while I steal your sleepy warmth
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Excuse me while I steal your sleepy warmth
Oh wait, I'm going to hide between the door and the blackout curtains because safety hazard.
(sigh)
You do you, kitten
(sigh)
You do you, kitten
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Oh wait, I'm going to hide between the door and the blackout curtains because safety hazard.
(sigh)
You do you, kitten
(sigh)
You do you, kitten
Tuna secured. All clear. Orange team, enforce the consumption
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Tuna secured. All clear. Orange team, enforce the consumption
Oh dear.
I have depraved the potato of tuna.
She is being very dramatic now.
Woe be to anyone who does not tuna the potato.
Will she make it through the night?
Will I?
I have depraved the potato of tuna.
She is being very dramatic now.
Woe be to anyone who does not tuna the potato.
Will she make it through the night?
Will I?
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Oh dear.
I have depraved the potato of tuna.
She is being very dramatic now.
Woe be to anyone who does not tuna the potato.
Will she make it through the night?
Will I?
I have depraved the potato of tuna.
She is being very dramatic now.
Woe be to anyone who does not tuna the potato.
Will she make it through the night?
Will I?
Instructions very clear
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Instructions very clear
And doing nothing so menacingly...
How could they?
How could they?
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
And doing nothing so menacingly...
How could they?
How could they?
Ah yes, the old Y format Razzle Dazzle.
Can't get much more orange than this, but it is still possible
Can't get much more orange than this, but it is still possible
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Ah yes, the old Y format Razzle Dazzle.
Can't get much more orange than this, but it is still possible
Can't get much more orange than this, but it is still possible
Ah, tech support.
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Ah, tech support.
I don't know which is worse to ignore: the begging for food or the begging to go back to bed.
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I don't know which is worse to ignore: the begging for food or the begging to go back to bed.
I swear it's like my cheek has a butt magnet for her.
Every.
Time.
Every.
Time.
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I swear it's like my cheek has a butt magnet for her.
Every.
Time.
Every.
Time.
Sure wish I could find a cat in this picture...
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sure wish I could find a cat in this picture...
I have been a potato bed for the last 30 minutes
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I have been a potato bed for the last 30 minutes
Let's see...
You have drinking cups.
You have sink cups.
You have bathroom cups.
Nope...
This checks out.
Eventually, you'll get a braincell in one of those cups.
You have drinking cups.
You have sink cups.
You have bathroom cups.
Nope...
This checks out.
Eventually, you'll get a braincell in one of those cups.
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Let's see...
You have drinking cups.
You have sink cups.
You have bathroom cups.
Nope...
This checks out.
Eventually, you'll get a braincell in one of those cups.
You have drinking cups.
You have sink cups.
You have bathroom cups.
Nope...
This checks out.
Eventually, you'll get a braincell in one of those cups.
Where does that leave cat people? Or cats who are people? Or people who are also cats?
What % scale happens here?
What % scale happens here?
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Where does that leave cat people? Or cats who are people? Or people who are also cats?
What % scale happens here?
What % scale happens here?
Wow.
I gambled and lost on one of two ends.
At least it was the end that I could contain easier.
Been a while since I yelled a rainbow.
I gambled and lost on one of two ends.
At least it was the end that I could contain easier.
Been a while since I yelled a rainbow.
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Wow.
I gambled and lost on one of two ends.
At least it was the end that I could contain easier.
Been a while since I yelled a rainbow.
I gambled and lost on one of two ends.
At least it was the end that I could contain easier.
Been a while since I yelled a rainbow.
Looking down at the potato begging for Chinese food and then start licking my toes as if that is going to get her Chinese food.
Man, it is a good thing I am not a softie and give in to her every demand ever...
Man, it is a good thing I am not a softie and give in to her every demand ever...
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Looking down at the potato begging for Chinese food and then start licking my toes as if that is going to get her Chinese food.
Man, it is a good thing I am not a softie and give in to her every demand ever...
Man, it is a good thing I am not a softie and give in to her every demand ever...
The "Don't you dare wake up right now" look.
A vengeful potato
A vengeful potato
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The "Don't you dare wake up right now" look.
A vengeful potato
A vengeful potato
Aww man, I have potatoes growing out of my carpet.
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Aww man, I have potatoes growing out of my carpet.