Logan Hard
@loganhard.bsky.social
Elitist, Usually pleasant, Tired
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Logan Hard
@loganhard.bsky.social
· Sep 16
Hey @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social a little something to remember as you pointlessly try and find common ground with these ghouls across the aisle:
Me to my Wegovy injector this morning, knowing how I’m going to eat tonight:
a man in a wrestling ring with a sign that says hbx
Alt: “I’m sorry. I love you”
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Me to my Wegovy injector this morning, knowing how I’m going to eat tonight:
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I don’t even wanna be around anymore
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I don’t even wanna be around anymore
Your 2025 Chicago Bears
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Your 2025 Chicago Bears
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
Nix looks like his face is rejecting a Brian Bosworth circa ‘87 hair transplant.
Bo Nix looks like a 17-year NFL veteran whose rookie year was 1967
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Nix looks like his face is rejecting a Brian Bosworth circa ‘87 hair transplant.
“Billy, this guy hit .342 with 48 homers and 120 RBI’s… his only defect is he has the Woke Mind Virus”
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“Billy, this guy hit .342 with 48 homers and 120 RBI’s… his only defect is he has the Woke Mind Virus”
“Hello? Police? Yes, I’m camping in a parking lot and character actor John Turturro is wandering around. Talking to a make believe camera crew and giving boilerplate football analyst takes.”
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
“Hello? Police? Yes, I’m camping in a parking lot and character actor John Turturro is wandering around. Talking to a make believe camera crew and giving boilerplate football analyst takes.”
Every time they cut to Pete Carrol on the sidelines, this is what I see:
a man in a hospital gown is smiling with the words i 've made a huge mistake behind him
ALT: a man in a hospital gown is smiling with the words i 've made a huge mistake behind him
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Every time they cut to Pete Carrol on the sidelines, this is what I see:
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@aoc.bsky.social says of Mamdani victory: "A lot of people...are willing to talk about party unity when it serves them, but not party unity when it serves everybody."
"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."
"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
@aoc.bsky.social says of Mamdani victory: "A lot of people...are willing to talk about party unity when it serves them, but not party unity when it serves everybody."
"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."
"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."
@dennycarter.bsky.social I believe this is analytics…
@allenanalysis.bsky.social ♨️
HOLY HELL; 🔥
JB #Pritzker just went nuclear on #Trump:
“Donald Trump & his bootlickers have torn down the Department of Education from the inside. Books are being banned. History is being erased. And Donald Trump and his cronies can f*** all the way off.”
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HOLY HELL; 🔥
JB #Pritzker just went nuclear on #Trump:
“Donald Trump & his bootlickers have torn down the Department of Education from the inside. Books are being banned. History is being erased. And Donald Trump and his cronies can f*** all the way off.”
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November 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
@dennycarter.bsky.social I believe this is analytics…
Sports Dynasties are boring.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Sports Dynasties are boring.
Awful
Making dinner, will text after.
October 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Awful
So, the Boomers final legacy is going to be consistently and hilariously getting fooled by AI-slop. What a way to go….
Our future? Maybe don't fall for things just because you want to believe them.
October 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
So, the Boomers final legacy is going to be consistently and hilariously getting fooled by AI-slop. What a way to go….
MLB HISTORICAL FACTS: In 2006, the Jacked Bird from the Blue Jays logo was named in the Mitchell Report, alongside Mark McGuire and Roger Clemens. He didn’t deny it, saying, “We knew we weren’t taking bird seed”
October 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
MLB HISTORICAL FACTS: In 2006, the Jacked Bird from the Blue Jays logo was named in the Mitchell Report, alongside Mark McGuire and Roger Clemens. He didn’t deny it, saying, “We knew we weren’t taking bird seed”
