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coyote now

@lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social

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i'm in it for mushies. sometimes i also post sage wisdom. he/him.

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coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · 9h

if they're going slow nbd

honestly i'd call it a win if my city actually built enough sidewalks to make this feasible

coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · 14h

i tried jackfruit and banana flower birria from a food truck and they were fantastic but i never ate birria w/ meat so can't compare them

coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · 2d

FREE HIM

coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · 2d

gorgeous!

coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · 3d

it's blewit season #fungifriends

2 mushrooms, one large and in the ground, the under plucked and upturned. The former is pale violet with brown. The upturned one is pale violet and has an inrolled cap margin and crowded gills.

coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · 4d

gonna try and stop dreaming of coarse and unbecoming things and instead dream of some gentlemen playing cards tonight

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · Nov 21

HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison?
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

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coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · 4d

thank you for reposting and reminding me of this post. it is a work of art.

coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · 4d

Probably this false-smut of Andropogon (Epicoccum andropogonis)

black sooty fungus with wavy ridges on seed head of big bluestem (Andropogon gerardi)

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coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · 11d

seems like being pro-sticker is their only coherent belief

coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · 25d

Does it count if the song ends abruptly at stop? If so "I Materialize" by Destroyer could go on there.

coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · 28d

This post made me realize I had been thinking of Lee Hazelwood this whole time

coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · Oct 1

the marasmius illustration is so cool!

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coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · Sep 29

if he were a teenager or a young man i would find it endearing, but given his level of experience it seems like he has chosen naivete

coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · Sep 24

quad cities answers the question: what if half of rockford was in iowa?

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · Sep 17

My mom keeps dinosaur figures outside to scare off raccoons who want to steal her garbage. She sent me a photo today. A large toad has found one of the dinosaur figures and befriended it. They are besties now.

a large toad next to a plastic dinosaur figurine

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coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · Sep 16

the dixon, il ronald reagan statue depicts the president riding his horse home from a wet t-shirt contest

coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · Sep 16

what a king

coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · Sep 9

i always care about book hauls

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coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · Sep 9

i'm choosing to believe he is one of the pizza kids, all grown up into a pizza man

coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · Sep 2

Everyone replying to this should check out the bootleg album So Much Younger then for a whole album worth of new old R.E.M. songs (it's on the internet archive)

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coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · Sep 2

hell yes!

coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · Sep 2

No, it's a fantastic pick

coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · Sep 2

"Me in Honey" is also impeccable

coyote now @lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social · Sep 2

one of my favorites to shout along with in the car