Lasagna
@lobsterfingers.bsky.social
engineer, dog-lover, walk-taker, ice cream-eater. proud Rutgers grad. tired lately
NJ -> Bay Area CA -> PGH
NJ -> Bay Area CA -> PGH
I can’t read MTG without automatically thinking magic the gathering. then I wonder what a card game has to do with politics in this moment
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I can’t read MTG without automatically thinking magic the gathering. then I wonder what a card game has to do with politics in this moment
how to become a quilter please
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
how to become a quilter please
when my own swipe text spells my name wrong? that’s my villain origin story
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
when my own swipe text spells my name wrong? that’s my villain origin story
normal regular messages to receive midday from bf:
![a screenshot of 2 texts from my boyfriend:
[redacted coworker name] is asking if we need any avocados
bc he’s leaving for seattle for a bit](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ojsplcbqu3xqa7qzzryk2pfj/bafkreifjfv4ttmswcioop2xogceefakskxg5okyjldj6hdvwokste63gey@jpeg)
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
normal regular messages to receive midday from bf:
I’ve finished holiday shopping for my pets. the humans in my life? no, no ideas
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I’ve finished holiday shopping for my pets. the humans in my life? no, no ideas
I need to get up :(
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I need to get up :(
brock purdy is back 🥰🥰🥰
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
brock purdy is back 🥰🥰🥰
I just had potentially sour milk pls pray for me
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I just had potentially sour milk pls pray for me
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just on a walk with my camera no big deal. just trying to isolate the tender, singular reality of my inner life within the congested public realm of the city nothing weird going on
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 AM
just on a walk with my camera no big deal. just trying to isolate the tender, singular reality of my inner life within the congested public realm of the city nothing weird going on
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what’s the maximum age you can drink a 4loko before your heart stops instantly
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
what’s the maximum age you can drink a 4loko before your heart stops instantly
searching for live streams or other videos of animals eating pumpkins please
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
searching for live streams or other videos of animals eating pumpkins please
I asked the vet if we could change the cat’s name in the system now that’s we’ve finalized his name and then said “he goes by [name]” like a moron, he doesn’t go by anything he’s a cat who lives his own life regardless of what we call him!!
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I asked the vet if we could change the cat’s name in the system now that’s we’ve finalized his name and then said “he goes by [name]” like a moron, he doesn’t go by anything he’s a cat who lives his own life regardless of what we call him!!
every time I eat a pear feels like the first time I’ve ever eaten a fruit in my life
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
every time I eat a pear feels like the first time I’ve ever eaten a fruit in my life
I got a candle warmer and a colored bulb for my lamp and my office is becoming the girly cave I always wanted
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I got a candle warmer and a colored bulb for my lamp and my office is becoming the girly cave I always wanted
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I took a photo yesterday as the sun was setting and I thought it would be fun to shoot it again while it was snowing.
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I took a photo yesterday as the sun was setting and I thought it would be fun to shoot it again while it was snowing.
I’m trying that “unfuck your habitat” thing but it’s just my phone notifications
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I’m trying that “unfuck your habitat” thing but it’s just my phone notifications
I love to plan a little trip. I love to look at flights and hotels and dream even if I don’t book anything I just love to look
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I love to plan a little trip. I love to look at flights and hotels and dream even if I don’t book anything I just love to look
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how do boys not wash their faces idgi
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
how do boys not wash their faces idgi
pittsburgh has the juice
November 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
pittsburgh has the juice
for reasons I can’t quite explain I feel like light roast coffee season is over
November 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
for reasons I can’t quite explain I feel like light roast coffee season is over
at least tomorrow is a riding bikes day
November 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
at least tomorrow is a riding bikes day
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they should invent a kindle i can read at bedtime without falling asleep within four minutes
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
they should invent a kindle i can read at bedtime without falling asleep within four minutes