Lizard Nettle
@lizardnettle.bsky.social
he/him | 21 | Comp Sci major | Socialist of some kind | Autism/ADHD haver | Based sometimes | "Utterly stupid" | Anti-car car enthusiast |
I like to obsess over video games, TTRPGs like D&D, 3D printing, and Volkswagens
I like to obsess over video games, TTRPGs like D&D, 3D printing, and Volkswagens
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Lizard Nettle
@lizardnettle.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Hello, I'm Lizard, a twitter refuge. I'm a comp sci major working at a small town pizza shop in Ohio while I get through my degree. My primary interests are
- D&D and other TTRPGs, doing a Blades in the Dark game rn
- 3D printing, though I've been too busy to do it recently
- Volkswagen brainrot
- D&D and other TTRPGs, doing a Blades in the Dark game rn
- 3D printing, though I've been too busy to do it recently
- Volkswagen brainrot
I really like this image of by old car I took while trying to do some maintenance on it. Really conveys the vibe of "I am 4 hours into this 30 minute repair and I am so fucking done with this shit."
April 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I really like this image of by old car I took while trying to do some maintenance on it. Really conveys the vibe of "I am 4 hours into this 30 minute repair and I am so fucking done with this shit."
one of my favorite little facts about the restaraunt I work at is I know for a fact that place does not have any functioning fire alarms lmao
I have gotten so much smoke in that building before that I've had to put on every extractor fan for several minutes and go outside, and still no alarm.
I have gotten so much smoke in that building before that I've had to put on every extractor fan for several minutes and go outside, and still no alarm.
April 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
one of my favorite little facts about the restaraunt I work at is I know for a fact that place does not have any functioning fire alarms lmao
I have gotten so much smoke in that building before that I've had to put on every extractor fan for several minutes and go outside, and still no alarm.
I have gotten so much smoke in that building before that I've had to put on every extractor fan for several minutes and go outside, and still no alarm.
modern gaming is so fucking wack. I can play a game that looks like it came out 7 years ago and somehow it lags on a machine I spent over 1,000 dollars on literally less than a year ago and we're supposed to act like it's perfectly normal
March 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
modern gaming is so fucking wack. I can play a game that looks like it came out 7 years ago and somehow it lags on a machine I spent over 1,000 dollars on literally less than a year ago and we're supposed to act like it's perfectly normal
this might sound dumb, but honestly there's something I miss about having a car thats just an absolute fucking beater.
There's something freeing about driving a car so shitty that nobody cares if you break shit on it.
There's something freeing about driving a car so shitty that nobody cares if you break shit on it.
March 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
this might sound dumb, but honestly there's something I miss about having a car thats just an absolute fucking beater.
There's something freeing about driving a car so shitty that nobody cares if you break shit on it.
There's something freeing about driving a car so shitty that nobody cares if you break shit on it.
"I should get into woodworking" I think surrounded by a rusty shelf I've half sanded down, innumerable unfinished 3D printing projects, an unfinished soldering project, an entire car I need to replace the engine on, and unfinished notes from all of the studying I haven't done
March 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"I should get into woodworking" I think surrounded by a rusty shelf I've half sanded down, innumerable unfinished 3D printing projects, an unfinished soldering project, an entire car I need to replace the engine on, and unfinished notes from all of the studying I haven't done
I like that there's now the very specific ecological niche of animals that are extremely fucking good at stealing shit from humans.
March 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I like that there's now the very specific ecological niche of animals that are extremely fucking good at stealing shit from humans.
the burnout leaving my body so that I can regain interest in my hobbies just in time to more efficiently procrastinate at studying my midterms
February 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
the burnout leaving my body so that I can regain interest in my hobbies just in time to more efficiently procrastinate at studying my midterms
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when a guy declares himself king he's calling you his property
February 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
when a guy declares himself king he's calling you his property
last night I rolled percentile to get a vibe for how strong a random explosive the party has was, and got a fucking 100
Anyways, a player character nearly died lmao
Anyways, a player character nearly died lmao
February 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
last night I rolled percentile to get a vibe for how strong a random explosive the party has was, and got a fucking 100
Anyways, a player character nearly died lmao
Anyways, a player character nearly died lmao
istfg I couldn't figure out why I couldn't level my 3D printer, and it turns out a fucking bolt securing the hotend was loose, so it was wiggling around too much
I thought I was just a dipshit who was incapable of leveling a 3D printer, but I guess not
I thought I was just a dipshit who was incapable of leveling a 3D printer, but I guess not
February 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
istfg I couldn't figure out why I couldn't level my 3D printer, and it turns out a fucking bolt securing the hotend was loose, so it was wiggling around too much
I thought I was just a dipshit who was incapable of leveling a 3D printer, but I guess not
I thought I was just a dipshit who was incapable of leveling a 3D printer, but I guess not
I own three volkswagen golfs now, only one of them runs, the other 2 both have over 220K miles, and one of them has the whole ass engine pulled. please send help I have brain damage
February 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I own three volkswagen golfs now, only one of them runs, the other 2 both have over 220K miles, and one of them has the whole ass engine pulled. please send help I have brain damage
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incredible things are happening on the federal employee subreddit
January 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
incredible things are happening on the federal employee subreddit
just got a 2nd mk4 golf that doesn't run...
BUT its a GTI, and it was a really good deal, so I guess its time to start working on a mk4 again.
BUT its a GTI, and it was a really good deal, so I guess its time to start working on a mk4 again.
January 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
just got a 2nd mk4 golf that doesn't run...
BUT its a GTI, and it was a really good deal, so I guess its time to start working on a mk4 again.
BUT its a GTI, and it was a really good deal, so I guess its time to start working on a mk4 again.
I'm about to buy a 2003 GTI so that I can have *two* mk4 volkswagen Golfs that don't run
January 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I'm about to buy a 2003 GTI so that I can have *two* mk4 volkswagen Golfs that don't run
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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
January 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
Who the fuck invited him
January 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Who the fuck invited him
shout out to that one time my partner very lightly bit me and I reflexively said "bite harder"
January 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
shout out to that one time my partner very lightly bit me and I reflexively said "bite harder"
Drive my car halfway into a ditch, managed to back it out, and it started overheating due to snow piled up in the radiator
*then* the accessory belt (which drives the alternator) got broken off at some point, so interesting day
*then* the accessory belt (which drives the alternator) got broken off at some point, so interesting day
January 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Drive my car halfway into a ditch, managed to back it out, and it started overheating due to snow piled up in the radiator
*then* the accessory belt (which drives the alternator) got broken off at some point, so interesting day
*then* the accessory belt (which drives the alternator) got broken off at some point, so interesting day
Shoutout to my piece of shit half broken down ender 3 clone that just refuses to fucking die
January 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Shoutout to my piece of shit half broken down ender 3 clone that just refuses to fucking die
my boss is a very interesting figure politically. Like they're a conservative who has specifically stated to me that they respect socialists and communists more than liberals.
December 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM
my boss is a very interesting figure politically. Like they're a conservative who has specifically stated to me that they respect socialists and communists more than liberals.
why the fuck is AT&Ts security software so eager to block all of my devices from the internet at random intervals throughout the day
December 25, 2024 at 10:24 PM
why the fuck is AT&Ts security software so eager to block all of my devices from the internet at random intervals throughout the day
Got a nice new leather jacket for Christmas!
December 25, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Got a nice new leather jacket for Christmas!
I love how janky and makeshift everything feels in 3D printing
Like I just stuck my filament in front of a space heater for several minutes and it drastically improved print quality
It's also very common for people to apply a gluestick to the print bed before printing to improve adhesion
Like I just stuck my filament in front of a space heater for several minutes and it drastically improved print quality
It's also very common for people to apply a gluestick to the print bed before printing to improve adhesion
December 24, 2024 at 8:45 PM
I love how janky and makeshift everything feels in 3D printing
Like I just stuck my filament in front of a space heater for several minutes and it drastically improved print quality
It's also very common for people to apply a gluestick to the print bed before printing to improve adhesion
Like I just stuck my filament in front of a space heater for several minutes and it drastically improved print quality
It's also very common for people to apply a gluestick to the print bed before printing to improve adhesion
it's a fascinating study into the minds of anime fans that evangelion ended up being the subject of decades long ship war, with people frothing at the mouth over which they want to fuck, when two characters have basically explicitly unhealthy sexual feelings for major adult figures in their life
December 24, 2024 at 5:07 AM
it's a fascinating study into the minds of anime fans that evangelion ended up being the subject of decades long ship war, with people frothing at the mouth over which they want to fuck, when two characters have basically explicitly unhealthy sexual feelings for major adult figures in their life
apparently my partner described my gender to her friends as "like if a man was a la croix" lmaoo
December 24, 2024 at 4:54 AM
apparently my partner described my gender to her friends as "like if a man was a la croix" lmaoo