Aspiring Town Crazy/Prophet of Doom
@livingdeadpunk.bsky.social
Likes: Horror, Halloween, cycling, comics, and kitties, and MtG, TnA, CLE, and ILUs.
Sometimes being a relentless engine of utter destruction that shatters everything he touches gets annoying.
I need a new snow shovel. Old one snapped in half. I was shoveling in shorts and a t-shirt. I had to finish the job, under-dressed, taking longer than expected, with half a broken shovel.
I need a new snow shovel. Old one snapped in half. I was shoveling in shorts and a t-shirt. I had to finish the job, under-dressed, taking longer than expected, with half a broken shovel.
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Sometimes being a relentless engine of utter destruction that shatters everything he touches gets annoying.
I need a new snow shovel. Old one snapped in half. I was shoveling in shorts and a t-shirt. I had to finish the job, under-dressed, taking longer than expected, with half a broken shovel.
I need a new snow shovel. Old one snapped in half. I was shoveling in shorts and a t-shirt. I had to finish the job, under-dressed, taking longer than expected, with half a broken shovel.
It was nice having a #slutfluff night. It's like it never left, other than the months and months of horrible depression since the last one.
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
It was nice having a #slutfluff night. It's like it never left, other than the months and months of horrible depression since the last one.
I got so absorbed in #slutfluff that I forgot to take my sleepy time medicines.
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I got so absorbed in #slutfluff that I forgot to take my sleepy time medicines.
He never told April that dude said, "Happy Thanksgiving." #slutfluff
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
He never told April that dude said, "Happy Thanksgiving." #slutfluff
I have that exact same lined orange fabric! I have runners made from it for the stands under my front windows where I put the jack o' lantern blow molds. #slutfluff
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I have that exact same lined orange fabric! I have runners made from it for the stands under my front windows where I put the jack o' lantern blow molds. #slutfluff
Immigrant neighbors to the rescue. Because THEY ARE ALWAYS THE NICEST FUCKING PEOPLE. My neighbor across the street once tried to give me $50 just to be nice. Like, dude, no. We're already good neighbors. #Slutfluff
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Immigrant neighbors to the rescue. Because THEY ARE ALWAYS THE NICEST FUCKING PEOPLE. My neighbor across the street once tried to give me $50 just to be nice. Like, dude, no. We're already good neighbors. #Slutfluff
Seeing what her family is like, it's no wonder April is as old as she is with all the life skills of a 9 year old. #slutfluff
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Seeing what her family is like, it's no wonder April is as old as she is with all the life skills of a 9 year old. #slutfluff
This man has sex with that oven. #slutfluff
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
This man has sex with that oven. #slutfluff
I only like Waldorf salad when it comes with Statler dressing. #slutfluff
At the risk of you blocking me, I just want to go on record that I love Waldorf salad
#slutfluff
#slutfluff
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I only like Waldorf salad when it comes with Statler dressing. #slutfluff
Is this what life was like before we could just watch how-to videos on youtube? I'm so old now that I don't remember anymore. #slutfluff
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Is this what life was like before we could just watch how-to videos on youtube? I'm so old now that I don't remember anymore. #slutfluff
Had an April-esque cooking Thanksgiving dinner mishap today. Was making hard boiled eggs for deviled eggs. Got distracted. Sister called. Didn't turn the heat off. An egg exploded hard enough to chip a piece of paint off the cabinet door a few feet away. Haha #slutfluff
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Had an April-esque cooking Thanksgiving dinner mishap today. Was making hard boiled eggs for deviled eggs. Got distracted. Sister called. Didn't turn the heat off. An egg exploded hard enough to chip a piece of paint off the cabinet door a few feet away. Haha #slutfluff
I want someone that looks at me the way Calhoun looks at Boyd while they're stabbing each other, just before they get caught in the bear trap and start wondering who is going to eat who.
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I want someone that looks at me the way Calhoun looks at Boyd while they're stabbing each other, just before they get caught in the bear trap and start wondering who is going to eat who.
I have 14 minutes left on my annual Thanksgiving viewing of Ravenous (1999) and 14 minutes until #slutfluff. I am cutting it close.
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I have 14 minutes left on my annual Thanksgiving viewing of Ravenous (1999) and 14 minutes until #slutfluff. I am cutting it close.
Slutfluff is back for A Very #Slutfluff Thanksgiving! Wooooo! Finally, something to be thankful for.
It's giving... 𝑺𝑳𝑼𝑻𝑺
#slutfluff that is!
please join us Thanksgiving night for PIECES OF APRIL
Thursday, 9pm PT/midnight ET
(here, and also at that other place)
#slutfluff that is!
please join us Thanksgiving night for PIECES OF APRIL
Thursday, 9pm PT/midnight ET
(here, and also at that other place)
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Slutfluff is back for A Very #Slutfluff Thanksgiving! Wooooo! Finally, something to be thankful for.
Reposted by Aspiring Town Crazy/Prophet of Doom
RIP UDO KIER!
a close up of a person 's face with the words photography lvigi kuvailler written in red
Alt: Udo Kier applies crimson to his lips in BLOOD FOR DRACULA.
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November 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
RIP UDO KIER!
My whole body aches. Even sitting or moving hurts. Then I get sleepy and cold. I lie down, but I don't sleep, just shiver and struggle and fail to keep warm, my whole body tense. Fever breaks and I have to poo. Then I am immediately ravenously hungry. Then the cycle starts all over again. 😢
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
My whole body aches. Even sitting or moving hurts. Then I get sleepy and cold. I lie down, but I don't sleep, just shiver and struggle and fail to keep warm, my whole body tense. Fever breaks and I have to poo. Then I am immediately ravenously hungry. Then the cycle starts all over again. 😢
Instead of fleeing the horror of human contact, I stayed in a game shop Friday, surrounded by mouth-breathing Pokemon players. Last night, I came down with fever and body aches. Remember, your anxiety is just your spidey-sense tingling. You should always, always, always listen to everything it says.
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Instead of fleeing the horror of human contact, I stayed in a game shop Friday, surrounded by mouth-breathing Pokemon players. Last night, I came down with fever and body aches. Remember, your anxiety is just your spidey-sense tingling. You should always, always, always listen to everything it says.
Caught this sign out of the corner of my eye while on the bike today and I just saw the little figures, "slow," and "jug," and thought it was warning me about juggalos in the area. I thought those were little hatchet men. I had to turn around to check.
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Caught this sign out of the corner of my eye while on the bike today and I just saw the little figures, "slow," and "jug," and thought it was warning me about juggalos in the area. I thought those were little hatchet men. I had to turn around to check.
Dr: "Do you think the tip of the thorn is in there?"
Me: "Nah."
"We can x-ray."
"It didn't look like it broke off. It just jabbed me a little."
"Alright. If you say there's nothing in there, I'll trust you."
Post antibiotics, once all the swelling is gone...
"Oops. There's something in there."
Me: "Nah."
"We can x-ray."
"It didn't look like it broke off. It just jabbed me a little."
"Alright. If you say there's nothing in there, I'll trust you."
Post antibiotics, once all the swelling is gone...
"Oops. There's something in there."
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Dr: "Do you think the tip of the thorn is in there?"
Me: "Nah."
"We can x-ray."
"It didn't look like it broke off. It just jabbed me a little."
"Alright. If you say there's nothing in there, I'll trust you."
Post antibiotics, once all the swelling is gone...
"Oops. There's something in there."
Me: "Nah."
"We can x-ray."
"It didn't look like it broke off. It just jabbed me a little."
"Alright. If you say there's nothing in there, I'll trust you."
Post antibiotics, once all the swelling is gone...
"Oops. There's something in there."
Hidden image in my candle? That's lit.
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Hidden image in my candle? That's lit.
I hate when a movie is starting and there's no music or sound that plays during their studio logo. I spend the entire time until some music or something starts wondering if my audio is fucked up.
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I hate when a movie is starting and there's no music or sound that plays during their studio logo. I spend the entire time until some music or something starts wondering if my audio is fucked up.
Imagine if Guillermo del Toro announced his next project was a sequel to Frankenstein that would also be a remake of Frankenhooker.
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Imagine if Guillermo del Toro announced his next project was a sequel to Frankenstein that would also be a remake of Frankenhooker.
It's okay, @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social, I know who Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole are. I have put a red Solo cup on top of my head and pretended to be a mole before. We're not ALL uncultured swine. #TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 AM
It's okay, @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social, I know who Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole are. I have put a red Solo cup on top of my head and pretended to be a mole before. We're not ALL uncultured swine. #TheLastDriveIn
TIL: this song is about Argento. youtu.be/ainyK6fXku0?... "'Cause everybody hates a tourist." #TheLastDriveIn
William Shatner - Common People
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November 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
TIL: this song is about Argento. youtu.be/ainyK6fXku0?... "'Cause everybody hates a tourist." #TheLastDriveIn
I've always been a Marvel guy, so I've only ever really gotten into a few DC characters. But one of the one I did like looks an awful lot like the killer from this movie. The Question. #TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I've always been a Marvel guy, so I've only ever really gotten into a few DC characters. But one of the one I did like looks an awful lot like the killer from this movie. The Question. #TheLastDriveIn