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Lisa
@lisawillnotlose.bsky.social
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Florida bred, currently in ATL 🫡 Libra/Scorpio cusp if you’re into that kinda thing ♎️/♏️
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Okay y’all so when the million ppl leave NYC, who is trying to move up there with me?
I did not have Grace crashing out on my bingo card. But apparently this lady has hit the throttle
I ran to go see and holy shit whatever mask she still had on is fully off, here’s some just absolute dogshit racism from her (she voted for Cuomo lolololol)
Same, and I also transgendered in a sports game and bathroom
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
Don’t play with us! We show up. Tf
WHOA. Via @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social, it looks like Democrats just flipped BOTH *statewide* Public Service Commissioner seats in Georgia.

That seems...significant.
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A seeming bit of history tonight as Ghazala Hashmi becomes the first Asian American to win statewide office in Virginia - and the first Muslim woman to win statewide office *anywhere* in the United States.
My oil change at Grease Monkey today was only $71 and they did it in like 15 mins. I’ve been taking my car to the dealership for WHAT?! They owe me child support at this point.
Sorry 65+ seniors. Y’all are gonna kick the bucket any day now, y’all are gonna have to pay some property taxes so these kids can learn again bc dear god. #GApol
I just burped so loud in this Uber. And I was just like sorry
Can’t believe we let these hoes score

(The second bottle of wine has kicked in)
Are the champs in effect or nah?!
I know we’re all hate watching this, but that Duce catch was *chef’s kiss*
We’re two WF holding penalties away from being down like 21-0 lol
Hey y’all we still suck, but we are up 14-0 at the half and I’m cracking open my second bottle of wine. It’s time to go downhill
a baby in a black shirt is walking through a hallway .
ALT: a baby in a black shirt is walking through a hallway .
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We scored first y’all 🥹
The fact that Billy Bob somehow pulled Angelina is still so confounding. Never lose hope or doubt yourselves for any reason, y’all
Clemson lost too? Man the ACC freakin SUCKS! 🤭🤭