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The economy is so bad, and prices are so high, my wife is having to have sex with me again, we can’t afford batteries
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The economy is so bad, and prices are so high, my wife is having to have sex with me again, we can’t afford batteries
America, get ready for death, for your leader has summoned the four horsemen of the apocalypse. And hell shall rain down upon you! Have a nice day! 😀
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
America, get ready for death, for your leader has summoned the four horsemen of the apocalypse. And hell shall rain down upon you! Have a nice day! 😀
Do you know why girls rub their eyes when they wake up?….Because they don’t have balls to scratch!!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Do you know why girls rub their eyes when they wake up?….Because they don’t have balls to scratch!!!
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When trump dies and his presidential funeral goes by, it will be at full throttle! Cause they don’t want egg on the car!
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
When trump dies and his presidential funeral goes by, it will be at full throttle! Cause they don’t want egg on the car!
My mind is not for rent to any god or government!
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My mind is not for rent to any god or government!
If you spell coffee backwards it’s eeffoc, so before I have my coffee choose your words!
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If you spell coffee backwards it’s eeffoc, so before I have my coffee choose your words!
Chilling like bob Dylan
November 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Chilling like bob Dylan
Imagine if you can, a woman brushing her hair,getting ready, and her husband comes up and sprays her ass with a spray bottle, she looks at him and he says, for all flat surfaces!!!
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Imagine if you can, a woman brushing her hair,getting ready, and her husband comes up and sprays her ass with a spray bottle, she looks at him and he says, for all flat surfaces!!!
Canada today!!!
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Canada today!!!
Is it just me but every time I see the pumpkin dance it looks like he’s jerking off two giraffes?
November 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Is it just me but every time I see the pumpkin dance it looks like he’s jerking off two giraffes?
Happy day, I only drink on days that end in y !!!! Oh snoop the shit you gave me was the Bo mB
November 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Happy day, I only drink on days that end in y !!!! Oh snoop the shit you gave me was the Bo mB
I said to myself that I should quit drinking, but then I thought I’m not gonna listen to a drunk that talks to himself!
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I said to myself that I should quit drinking, but then I thought I’m not gonna listen to a drunk that talks to himself!
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Other than the fact that I am convinced that he found ways to cheat to “win” elections, I cannot argue against the outrageous stupidity of at least 2/3rds of Americans: Those who voted for Trump AND those who didn’t vote AT ALL. Both are responsible for the nightmare we are living now.
November 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Other than the fact that I am convinced that he found ways to cheat to “win” elections, I cannot argue against the outrageous stupidity of at least 2/3rds of Americans: Those who voted for Trump AND those who didn’t vote AT ALL. Both are responsible for the nightmare we are living now.
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Can this be a real post? Well, at least we know that he feels same way about us as we do about him.
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Can this be a real post? Well, at least we know that he feels same way about us as we do about him.
And dance floor!!!
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
And dance floor!!!
The almighty republicans are falling apart and landing on the street
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The almighty republicans are falling apart and landing on the street
If I live in a house but don’t own it and I decide to renovate it and tear down half of it the landlord will pay for it so it’s nice for me, right?
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
If I live in a house but don’t own it and I decide to renovate it and tear down half of it the landlord will pay for it so it’s nice for me, right?
Thank you Blue Jays for all your hard work and dedication to the game and for all the memories you have brought to our nation!
November 2, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Thank you Blue Jays for all your hard work and dedication to the game and for all the memories you have brought to our nation!
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Getting old is a gift, what could you possibly want
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Getting old is a gift, what could you possibly want
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
The best parts of movies happen in the last five minutes!
November 1, 2025 at 7:19 AM
The best parts of movies happen in the last five minutes!