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liegecoren.bsky.social
Sailor Sega Saturn
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Unspeakable Void with Cool Hair. Queer Non-Binary AuDHDer. Games and Pop Culture Historian. Do not expect professional posts. They/Them
How is it that the entire technology sector in the US relies on an Excel spreadsheet and, like, two lines of code from the 70's?
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
At this point I don't think I'd be surprised to find out *I* sucked Clinton's dick.
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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If Rick Sanchez is antifascist what the fuck is your excuse you misanthropic fuck
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Damn Obsidian, way to call me out.

"The Earth Protectorate has discovered a flaw! You bish, are abrasive, easily distracted, and a hermit."

Like damn, if I wanted this much criticism, I'd call my mother.
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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lmao

"Microsoft is not policing our messages in the game! we understand it looks goofy making an anti monopoly game when we got bought out by monopoly the company"

*next paragraph*

"Microsoft would like you to stop speaking about their involvement with the IDF"

(full text in linked article)
October 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If you're asking, "Whomst among us hasn't gone a little Nazi?" You're telling on yourself more than you're gathering company.
The number of dems being like, "Oh, so you want some magical rainbow unicorn candidate who has no nazi tattoos? At all???"
October 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My partner is currently having an internet argument with a wrong number. I keep telling them to hang up.

They will not.
October 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Roll for willful ignorance:

Nat 20.
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
October 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I laughed. Because the motherfucker could be retired, sittin on his porch, in the sun, drinking iced tea, but he needs to rob those minorities of all their rights.
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
October 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Why did they bother with a private chat when Twitter is *RIGHT THERE*?
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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ChatGPT helped a child to commit suicide in April but in 6 months they’ve made so much progress on mitigating “the serious mental health issues” that they’re ready to roll out the jack off protocol
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
October 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I don't think anyone wants to watch Game of Thrones anyways, but also, fuck you, pay real people, and let some people just rest in peace.
October 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
America 2050:

Time to watch my daily ads so I can start my car and go to the job that owns my home, where they play ads so I can cook, use the toilet, and shower.

But I can also watch a really shitty AI-created television show, once I watch all the ads.
October 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Please, this is peak internet and accurate as fuck I am dying from amusement here.
Holy shit Zach my mom just joined Bluesky specifically to prove you wrong
October 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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8yo: how you feel about unspeakable

Me: *capitalist ranting*

8yo: but he has to pay his cameramen, he has to pay his setup crew, he has to pay everyone else whether you see them or dont see them

Me: holy shit I raised you right
October 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Iron Man is the new generation's Smoke on the Water.
September 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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March 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Stephen Miller looks like if Dorian Grey's portrait wished to be a real boy.
Stephen Miller looks like he's being haunted by the real Stephen Miller.
June 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hades was just released on Game Pass, and I never thought I'd enjoy a game so hellbent on killing me over and over again.
September 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I feel like this sums up almost any GWAR show...
GWAR crossed a major line at riot fest
September 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Scepter Mouth
There should be a word for like a "butterface" but its when they talk
September 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
"On the level of individuals and civilizations, personality predates ideology, meaning before you were a fascist, you were a bully and an asshole." - Brennan Lee Mulligan
If this is what it took for you to be pushed into fascism you were probably already there
September 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I was getting my usual convenience store supplies for the workday and was stopped by an elderly gentleman who basically spent five minutes telling me a lot of really nice things, including that I was beautiful down to my soul. So excuse me while I prance around like a pretty princess.
September 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My thoughts on the events of today.
September 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM