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levonjp.bsky.social
LevonJP
@levonjp.bsky.social
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Writer/director/producer. My first movie, Everybody Gets Stabbed, on Prime. In post on Emu War: A Subtle Examination of the Sheer Caucasity of Colonialism, with a tv show and another movie to be announced. Likes cats, dislikes nazis and rape apologists.
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 22h
I’ve got a Pine Gap movie idea I’d love to talk to you about…
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 23h
Hey, White House! Where’s the greatest hits of rape allegations against the Pedophile In Chief?
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 2d
Problem is Mike doesn’t have a vision for the country beyond getting a pat on the head from the Pedophile In Chief right before he gets thrown under the next convenient bus.
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 2d
Christ that is an eminently punchable face
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 7d
Also you can’t wrestle a frog to the ground without looking like a total clown.
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 7d
It’s wild how all of these dudes seem to suck a metric fucktonne of ass
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 7d
@cormacmccafe.bsky.social your time has come!
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 7d
I think it’s a rad position and I support it. Probably like how his sister who he raped as a child would support it.
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 7d
Also would’ve worked with Ivanka
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 7d
Hey @travisjj.bsky.social would Blunt Mag be keen to review @cormacmccafe.bsky.social ‘s debut novel Nock Loose? I know you’d love it’s inherent anarchistic gonzoness, and the more people we can push it on the better my $100m film adaptation’s chances are
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 8d
DAMN IT!
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 8d
Damn, that does look good. Is there a Cruise/McQ commentary track? That could really tempt me
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 8d
Fucking hell, that’s grim. And on the flip side Umbrella are going hard on packing in extras (physical and digital) and it’s at a reasonable and justifiable cost.
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 8d
WHAT
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 10d
I honestly don’t know why. It was great!
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 11d
I gave (in her words) “the best pitch I’ve ever heard” with a streamer, sent through the one pager for a series, and also spoke about how the writers room would work - I’ve got a pilot shot long ago but it has evolved - so what would be your rec coverage for the pilot script knowing it’s in flux?
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 11d
They’re eating the cats and the votes…
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 11d
Well, expect Trump to blow up a lot more Venezuelan fishing boats now…
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 11d
Lots of Republican side-women get abortions too.
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 11d
Antifa dates back to the Weimar Republic but they’ve got the girlfriend of one of the founders in custody so that’s some GOP-level cradle-robbing going on there…
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 11d
This former street potato is now obsessed with me and has to be under my desk at all times…
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 11d
This one hurt. He should know better.
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 14d
The hardest part was trying to remember what was in your list while typing mine out haha

Whatever your mum is teaching sounds rad! I’d totally be down for that as a lecture series
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 14d
I don’t even live there and this is true for me.
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LevonJP @levonjp.bsky.social · 14d
Sweeney Todd, but might be more Guignol. Crimson Peak (that said, most of Del Toro’s stuff). Edward Scissorhands. Alien. The Shining & Doctor Sleep. Sleepy Hollow. Interview With The Vampire. Cabinet of Doc Caligari. Rebecca. The Others. Shadow Of The Vampire. The Wolfman (both original and 2010)
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