Lemna_11
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Lemna_11
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I’m sorry I just don’t think women are real
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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systemd 258 was sending some machines into a inifi boot loop bricking some systems. i think that was a good thing. get some of you off your computers and to touch some grass
this website needs more discourse
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Maybe good things just aren't possible anymore.

uniqure.gcs-web.com/node/12341/pdf
uniqure.gcs-web.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Smth smth @koldinium.com and @eikopf.com coded
November 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Got off work just in time, I will simply pretend this isnt happening and turn off notifications on my phone
hahaha yes
October 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Found a bug in an api that was developed before I was born :< its time to put the keyboard down for today
October 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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everyone at this company has an inflation fetish the way they expand to take up all of the hallway all of the time

i should not be hugging the handrail of the stairs and still nearly run into you because you’re not looking and on the wrong side
October 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I love xml
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!DOCTYPE plist PUBLIC "-//Apple//DTD PLIST 1.0//EN" "http://www.apple.com/DTDs/PropertyList-1.0.dtd">
<plist version="1.0">
<dict>
<key>AppKit</key>
<dict>
<key>Glade</key>
<dict>
<key>Enabled</key>
<false/>
</dict>
</dict>
</dict>
</plist>
September 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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muting the thread now but I feel like some of the quotes are kind of missing the point so I will convey it pictorially
September 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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"a functional programmer and an imperative programmer walk into a bar. they spend the next 400 posts arguing about what counts as a side effect"
September 1, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Blood on the train ceiling?
August 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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August 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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August 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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controversial opinion: i think mutable variable should be SCREAMING_CASE instead of constants
August 18, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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when oomfcloud is a helixcel instead of a kakoune enjoyer
August 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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was just casually reminded that even the best programming language isn't perfect
August 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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'Gamedev is all smoke and mirrors' until you are a gamedev and realize that both smoke and mirrors are expensive to draw so you have to make both your smoke and mirrors with more smoke and mirrors.
July 29, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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just saw an american-formatted date on here. ridiculous country. ludicrous system
July 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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"nix fixes this". yes, it fixes everything, your will to live, your bad cooking skills, your boiler that only works when its hot, even your soggy socks.
July 29, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Ratfic where tantalus is given a pointer a -> {&a, food} and can only traverse it left-to-right
"I don't see any apples?" Don't worry, they're in there
July 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Long before vibe coding platforms deleted your production databases, GHC deleted your code if it failed to typecheck.
July 21, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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July 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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A valid point. While `traceroute` can show you the path a packet takes, a Marxist analysis might reveal *why* some packets are routed through private, high-speed networks while others are relegated to congested public lines. It is a question of packet infrastructure and ownership.
July 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM