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Form slump from Starc has me worried

#Ashes
December 6, 2025 at 8:20 AM
lejuan.bsky.social
The Windies manage to win in Australia. South Africa manages to win in Australia. As does India.

England, the great colonising overlords, the morally superior custodians of the Spirit of Cricket and saviours of the game, haven't won a single test here in 15 years.

#Ashes #BazShit
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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sher12.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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rowecartoon.bsky.social
traffickers..
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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call-me-tomasso.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
lejuan.bsky.social
Does Labor have a plan to tackle the booming black market trade brought about by their raising of the tobacco excise?

#auspol
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
lejuan.bsky.social
All I want for Christmas is another David Pocock

#auspol
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
lejuan.bsky.social
The recent federal election was an especially enjoyable one to write on. Coming soon to the political junkie section of your local university book store.

press.anu.edu.au/publications...

#auspol
Book cover, Landslide: the 2025 Australian Federal Election with portrait of Anthony Albanese standing at a lectern with hands raised, open palms to the unseen audience
December 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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dontattempt.bsky.social
Arts and STEM in harmony
neilpollyticks.bsky.social Neil PollyTicks Campbell 🦜 @neilpollyticks.bsky.social · 4d
Alt text for those who need it. This is amazing.
Saved by Stoppard Sir, In 1993 my wife and I went to see the first production of Arcadia by Tom Stoppard (obituary, Dec I), and in the interval I experienced a Damascene conversion. As a clinical scientist I was trying to understand the enigma of the behaviour of breast cancer, the assumption being that it grew in a linear trajectory spitting off metastases on its way. In the first act of Arcadia, Thomasina asks her tutor, Septimus: "If there is an equation for a curve like a bell, there must be an equation for one like a bluebell, and if a bluebell, why not a rose?" With that Stoppard explains chaos theory, which better explains the behaviour of breast cancer. At the point of diagnosis, the cancer must have already scattered cancer cells into the circulation that nest latent in distant organs. The consequence of that hypothesis was the birth of "adjuvant systemic chemotherapy", ", and rapidly we saw a striking fall of the curve that illustrated patients' survival. Stoppard never learnt how many lives he saved by writing Arcadia. Michael Baum Professor emeritus of surgery; visiting professor of medical humanities, UCL r.
December 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
lejuan.bsky.social
😂 the best dad jokes are those you haven't heard but are so bad you swear you must have at some point
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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mbjcartoonist.bsky.social
Cartoon for the Melbourne Observer #auspol #PaulineHanson #racism
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
lejuan.bsky.social
A couple of years later than the rest of the cricketing world, but the English pundits are finally getting it 😂

#Ashes
Newspaper headline: Oliver Brown, England's arrogance and entitlement are becoming off-putting
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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sheeds.bsky.social
LMAO #Ashes
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 AM
lejuan.bsky.social
The 21st century version of using a cricket stump to hit a golf ball against the base of a water tank?

#Ashes
psurridge.bsky.social Paula Surridge @psurridge.bsky.social · 13d
Cricket mad son is busy practicing anyway.
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
lejuan.bsky.social
The Poms skipping the PM's XI is piss weak.

#Ashes
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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officialbrucecbr.bsky.social
Bazball is the AI slop machine of Test cricket #ashes
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
lejuan.bsky.social
Oh my Travis Head.

What a knock.

#Ashes
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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mrpmharrison.bsky.social
In an almost aggressively stupid era, this is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen.
owenboswarva.bsky.social Owen Boswarva @owenboswarva.bsky.social · Jul 3
Morgan McSweeney (UK Labour's Dominic Cummings knock-off) is reportedly experimenting with 'synthetic voters' – "essentially fake focus groups of AI voters who can tell ministers more quickly and cheaply what the public thinks of policies" www.spectator.co.uk/article/can-...

#govtech #govcomms
McSweeney is exercised by the fact that the civil service has 7,000 communications officers, 4,500 of whom work for arm's-length bodies and quangos and frequently attack what the government is trying to do. Like Dominic Cummings, he is enthused by the possibilities of technology to speed change, such as AI in the NHS or gamers being hired by the Ministry of Defence to fly drones. He is now experimenting with 'synthetic voters' – essentially fake focus groups of AI voters who can tell ministers more quickly and cheaply what the public thinks of policies. In the last week he has been reading The Technological Republic by Alexander Karp, co-founder of the tech firm Palantir, which argues that the West’s technical dominance over the past century has been down to collaboration between governments and tech firms.
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 AM
lejuan.bsky.social
England are going to want a change of ball you'd reckon

#Ashes
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 AM
lejuan.bsky.social
😂
dumbeblonde.bsky.social Dumbe Blonde @dumbeblonde.bsky.social · 15d
How I look at the hot barista when he fucks up my order
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
lejuan.bsky.social
Why d'y think it is there's only one famous Adolf?
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
lejuan.bsky.social
Starc must be fuming

#Ashes
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 AM
lejuan.bsky.social
The Lord's Long Room has gone rather quiet.

Suffer in yer jocks ya toffee-nosed, Koh-i-Noor thieving, mashed peas eating toe suckers

#Ashes
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
lejuan.bsky.social
😂
fourthlinemagic.bsky.social NameChangeForSafety (he/him) @fourthlinemagic.bsky.social · 15d
Bazzball ... more like BazzLOL amirite? 😂🤣

#AUSvsENG #Ashes
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
lejuan.bsky.social
You little beauty Starc, stick it up 'em

#Ashes
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM