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asslicker
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extreme hater. just love to hate! simple as!

Nikola Jokic is the real 2024-2025 MVP, sadly robbed. Sham Bilgeous-Alexgrifter got a pity/fatigue MVP.

technically, i have a blog. https://leftoflenin.com/
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i don't care if your content is good or enriching to my life. if you turn off replies, you're muted and/or blocked. this is not your platform to talk at me and promote your #personalbrand; it's mine to harangue you.
morning workout regimen means the ratio of "visible abdominals" to "pre 6-am rage tweets" is slowly reversing itself. not 100% sure how to feel about this.
December 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
starting to see my lower caps, no spell check style not as some fuckass millennial affectation, but rather prophylaxis against a.i. accusations
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
you're never gonna have a perfect season, but did the First Denver Loss of November 2025 have to be to the fuckass pedo-led Bulls on my birthday?
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
yes, correct, i only come back here to post when i can't on twitter (mostly due to suspensions, but sometimes due to all the cool changes elon made)
November 18, 2025 at 12:04 PM
pretty sure I've never seen the cloudflare webpage inside of an app before. broken ass twitter, lmao
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I'm doing a post here. does that mean twitter crashed? (yes, it does.)
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
damn, even bluesky libs are out on the schumer strategy. the ZOmentum continues, unimpeded
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
just noticed @will-jones.bsky.social blocked me on twitter because i was gonna attack his (your, hence tag) dumb, bad points again. pity! i liked some of your basketball commentary and 3% of your movie takes. (you have no good political takes.)
October 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
still true. the other place has nazis, true. but i can tell them to suck my dick and jump in a woodchipper, which is frowned upon here. and, tbh, that's what i liked about twitter: the ability to issue death threats to nazis and mocking .jpgs and .gifs to liberals. sad!
i tried this site for the first half of the year, but the NBA playoffs and Epstein stuff sealed it: this place does not have the juice. this place is a retirement home for banned twitter accounts and liberals
October 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
finally acquired+set up. at least I'll have a little more than a month to kick my ass into shape for The Good Season (ski season)
October 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
offline most of the weekend, so forgive me if this observation is passé: they're trying to instigate a fire fight to justify a more thorough crackdown. and, fucked up thing is? i can't blame anyone for taking the bait. feels like the first ICE gun retaliation is hours away.
October 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
little special about this arrest compared to many of the hundreds we've seen, but something about ICE arresting hispanics in Alamosa makes me incandescent with rage.

Mexico founded this shit, you stupid Nazi pigs.

go fuck off back to anglo america, cunts. this is El Norte
October 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
2 things we have to bring back
1) shame
2) stigma against selling out (requires shame)
September 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
popping back in because it's pretty Nazi over there today. here's my 2£: One Battle After Another was pretty good!
September 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Reposted by asslicker
A Denver-based sports media company fired a reporter for social media posts critical of Kirk's long history of hateful rhetoric:
AZCentral: PHNX Sports Suns writer Gerald Bourguet fired after Charlie Kirk posts

Phoenix Suns beat reporter Gerald Bourguet has been let go from PHNX Sports for expressing opinions about the Charlie Kirk shooting.

www.azcentral.com/story/sports...
PHNX Sports Suns writer Gerald Bourguet fired after Charlie Kirk posts
Phoenix Suns reporter Gerald Bourguet has been fired over comments he made about Charlie Kirk's death on social media, PHNX Sports said Thursday.
www.azcentral.com
September 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
gonna raise every flag i see to full mast while cackling and bumping Pat Benatar
September 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
caught a 7 day ban at the much funnier site for telling an OKC fan to crawl in a ditch and wait for it to rain. worth it.
August 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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August 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
lmao nah
August 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
got 2 b honest: this site is boring and if i'm gonna pollute my brain with social media, i'm gonna do it on the site that basically lets me issue death threats to anyone and everyone not named Elon
August 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
sorry, other site has been more fun on the Epstein stuff, i'll be back soon (oh yeah, instead of deleting my account, as requested, twitter just lifted my suspension. hurting for ADUs?)
July 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
brutal late goal, smdh. still proud of the ladies for mostly withstanding. ymlaen
July 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
gonna be back here posting for a sec
July 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM