Lauren Brownlow
@lebrownlow.bsky.social
Sportswriter, humor-finder and purveyor of all things #goacc.
Not me thinking Nick Folk looks old AF and googling his age only to see he's a year younger than me 💀
November 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Not me thinking Nick Folk looks old AF and googling his age only to see he's a year younger than me 💀
"I don't know why they were trying to do that" sounds like it could sum up a lot of this Falcons-Jets game
November 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"I don't know why they were trying to do that" sounds like it could sum up a lot of this Falcons-Jets game
Honestly, this is so heartwarming. ❤️ I feel that way about many of you, people I have "known" on this website and the now-cursed one for a very long time.
I have never been so excited for someone I only know as an internet poster and occasional podcast voice as I was for you on that strip sack
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Honestly, this is so heartwarming. ❤️ I feel that way about many of you, people I have "known" on this website and the now-cursed one for a very long time.
I'm still going to think about that catch like once an hour for the next few days
Nacua won a (very cool) battle, but we won the war
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I'm still going to think about that catch like once an hour for the next few days
I just exhaled for the first time in 30 minutes, so, lightheaded but GREAT
@lebrownlow.bsky.social how you feeling Lauren!!!
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I just exhaled for the first time in 30 minutes, so, lightheaded but GREAT
Please don't call them tendies
November 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Please don't call them tendies
DAVE DON'T DO THIS
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
DAVE DON'T DO THIS
I'll show YOU an unsportsmanlike conduct
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I'll show YOU an unsportsmanlike conduct
Defensive tackles have always been my favorite
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Defensive tackles have always been my favorite
LOVE YOU SO MUCH BIG D
November 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
LOVE YOU SO MUCH BIG D
Mina gets it
The first rule of picking Panthers games is don’t pick Panthers games. Once you realize this you will be free.
November 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Mina gets it
my stomach wishes I didn't stress-eat half a bag of apple-cinnamon pretzels in the first half
November 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
my stomach wishes I didn't stress-eat half a bag of apple-cinnamon pretzels in the first half
the emotional journey this game is taking me on is exhausting
November 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
the emotional journey this game is taking me on is exhausting
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November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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every time I see that Puka catch I'm less sure how it was even physically possible
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
every time I see that Puka catch I'm less sure how it was even physically possible
The noise that came out of me after this would be best described as "anguished grunt"
November 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The noise that came out of me after this would be best described as "anguished grunt"
Jesus Christ, Puka Nacua, how is that fair
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Jesus Christ, Puka Nacua, how is that fair
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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
OH NOW YOU CAN'T FIND AN INVISIBLE HOLD TO CALL
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
OH NOW YOU CAN'T FIND AN INVISIBLE HOLD TO CALL
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after he steps on a Lego
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
after he steps on a Lego
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I hope his socks roll up in his shoes while he runs after the next Stafford interception.
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I hope his socks roll up in his shoes while he runs after the next Stafford interception.
I hope the ref that made that holding call sits on a pinecone
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I hope the ref that made that holding call sits on a pinecone
That holding call can GTFOH
November 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
That holding call can GTFOH
Listen honestly as much as I'd like them to pass more these Chuba runs are becoming erotic
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Listen honestly as much as I'd like them to pass more these Chuba runs are becoming erotic
Dave Canales has me here mad that they got a first down lol
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Dave Canales has me here mad that they got a first down lol