Lauren Grimaldi
@laurengrimaldi.bsky.social
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29. Chicagoland based. Humor writing in Reductress, The Hard Times, The Belladonna, End of the Bench Sports, Humor Darling, etc. Non-profit comms. Delusional Cubs fan. She/her.
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Me, clearly doing fine emotionally: *tears up at what a great dad Bob Belcher is*
That should be us getting our asses handed to us by the greatest baseball player of all time 🥹🥹🥹
I turn 30 in less than six months. How do I become normal and radically fix basically everything about my life before then?
Told my nephew last week that we don’t like the Brewers so I asked him who we don’t like again today and he remembered. I’m imparting my wisdom 🥲🥲🥲
I want Kyle back. Kyle Schwarber, that is. My campaign for this STARTS NOW.
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ICE / Border Patrol threatening to arrest a cyclist for following and recording in Chicago
I feel like you should make your victory about your team and your fans and not about who you beat, but that’s just me being mad lol
Chicago Cubs? Never heard of them
Don’t re-sign him. Good luck to whoever does.
Might be your last at bat with the Cubs, Kyle. Do something.
Well, I didn’t even think they’d make the postseason. So I can’t complain
Is anyone else’s tv feed just way behind? I’m getting phone notifications 30 seconds before I see it happen
This is why we watch and freak out about 162 games a year. No matter what, it just feels good to be in these moments again.

Now please just win, my beloved Cubs.
Me, normal brained: If I don’t wear the exact same thing and sit in the exact same spot as I did for the last two games, they’re going to lose and it’ll be all of my fault
I’m not mature enough to handle whatever is going to happen in Game 5
If the Cubs had the exact same roster as the Brewers, they wouldn’t even have made the postseason. Does this make sense? No. But such is the world we live in
It was fun being delusional this baseball season. Most fun it’s been in a long time 🫡
What if I quit my job because the Cubs made me sad