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Lauren Juice 🧃

@laurenchesnut.bsky.social

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100% Juice 🧃 No artificial flavors™️ They/Them 🏳️‍⚧️ A smol gay bat 🦇 IG: @LaurenChesnut 📸

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · Apr 15

Ollo!! I'm Lauren Chesnut 💗 my nickname is Juice and I use They/Them pronouns. I live in the San Francisco bay area with my husband Noah and two cats Charlie (tabby) and Jasmine (black) my interests include musical theater, Animal Crossing, and horror movies!

Me in my Slurp Zone shirt from Omegamart

Jasmine in a little purple bucket hat with a blue heart on the front

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 1h

Cutie babyyyyssss

Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 1h

To be fair I used to use makeup much more often and rarely use it nowadays but I still feel like benetint is a good answer even if I used it everyday

Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 1h

I think the last time we talked our subject was benetint and that is my answer lol

Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 1h

Beans for breakfast is amazing and I will hear nothing else

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 3h

Hahahaha yeah like if we accidentally made the wrong blizzard we could eat it when we werent busy plus I got a big discount

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 4d

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Me smiling at the camera and theres a filter over the photo with film grain and a light leak

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 3d

I love this sweatshirt so much 💖

A mirror selfie of me with a red stone washed sweatshirt on and a pink phone cases with kisses on it

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 3d

Batty batty batty batty batty batty bat 1 2 3 count!

Me wearing my bat ears Noah got me for christmas one year

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 3h

I would have to grow out my brown hair so I'm not going to but what if lol

Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 3h

If I went as Punky Brewster for Halloween one year would y'all get it

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A Jelly Squishes Slowly By @ubiquisquish.bsky.social · 4h

pui-pui official Tumblr post: “Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma’am, that man has been KILLED. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH.”
Followed by FrogInAPickleJar’s reblog of a photo of Benoit Blanc’s horrified open mouth mid-speech.

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 3h

I've seen aunt Olivia in Christmas Inheritance and my mom just said Felix from Road to Avonlea was in a few episodes of Umbrella Acadamy. Wild! Idk why it feels so weird to see these actors in other things but it really does haha

Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 3h

Yeah I didn't realise he was Canadian until today! Lmao

Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 5h

Like yes I am the high end fashion model in a baggy sweatshirt and bat ears. Makes total sense.

Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 5h

I get weird messages from dudes a lot on tumblr. More than instagram now but I use tags on tumblr so I guess it makes sense. Idk maybe I'll stop doing that lol

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 3d

lol

A preview of a message on tumblr from majesticpaladinepoch that reads "hey. Are you interested in men's butts"

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 5h

This guy on tumblr keeps messaging saying he thinks I'm a fashion model and I'm pretty sure this is all leading to asking for nudes but still it's a funny thing to say when this is the picture I had just posted before he sent the first message asking if I'm a model

Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 3d

Batty batty batty batty batty batty bat 1 2 3 count!

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 5h

This is really funny if you think of it being Shirley Temple the person flavored. Like the Selena Gomez oreos that I didn't get the chance to try but I heard were really good lmao

Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 6h

We bought 7 up that is Shirley Temple flavored and it's surprisingly correct in that it has pomegranate juice in it and not just cherry

Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 5h

If the sweetness was the problem I doubt it as the dirty Shirley is typically with vodka and vodka doesnt make it any less sweet

Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 5h

Tbf if she's being served them without asking for it I can see why that would get annoying fast when she had no input in the making of the drink and doesnt even like the taste

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 5h

I don't relate to this new era of Demi but I would be lying if I said it didn't "slap" as the cool kids say

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Spooky Schroeder @disneyschroeder.bsky.social · 5h

Apparently, Shirley Temple hated Shirley Temples! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley...

Shirley Temple (drink) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 5h

Wait that's actually really funny lmaoooo

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Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 6h

Stimulants were all making my heart race when resting though

Lauren Juice 🧃 @laurenchesnut.bsky.social · 6h

I'm not supposed to drink alcohol on my ADHD meds so I tend to not take it on weekends but week days are when I need it most cause that's when I need to get work done around my apartment. That's been really hard recently though so I think I might need to up my dosage or something 🙃