Laurence, Neasden asylum seeker
@laurenceineu.bsky.social
#FBPE
Escaped from Neasden but still possessed
Distinguishing features:
Overeats awokados in Islington
Former nuclear physicist
Black belt in Judaism
Devout atheist
Born-aghast Jew
Failed bacon-dodger
Thickose intolerant
Brexophobic
Escaped from Neasden but still possessed
Distinguishing features:
Overeats awokados in Islington
Former nuclear physicist
Black belt in Judaism
Devout atheist
Born-aghast Jew
Failed bacon-dodger
Thickose intolerant
Brexophobic
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BREAKING: President Donald Trump says West Virginia National Guard member Sarah Beckstrom has died from wounds in the Washington, D.C., attack.
Afghan national charged in Guard ambush shooting drove across US to carry out attack, officials say
An Afghan national has been accused of shooting two West Virginia National Guard members just blocks from the White House in a brazen act of violence.
bit.ly
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
BREAKING: President Donald Trump says West Virginia National Guard member Sarah Beckstrom has died from wounds in the Washington, D.C., attack.
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If Trump ever wins a Nobel Peace Prize I genuinely fear for my own safety from involuntary spontaneous combustion.
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If Trump ever wins a Nobel Peace Prize I genuinely fear for my own safety from involuntary spontaneous combustion.
If Trump ever wins a Nobel Peace Prize I genuinely fear for my own safety from involuntary spontaneous combustion.
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If Trump ever wins a Nobel Peace Prize I genuinely fear for my own safety from involuntary spontaneous combustion.
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I bring you the wm government equal of unions they say.
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I bring you the wm government equal of unions they say.
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And Trump wants to reward this monster by giving him great swathes of Ukraine.
And then Trump demands to be honoured by a Nobel Peace Prize!
And then Trump demands to be honoured by a Nobel Peace Prize!
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
And Trump wants to reward this monster by giving him great swathes of Ukraine.
And then Trump demands to be honoured by a Nobel Peace Prize!
And then Trump demands to be honoured by a Nobel Peace Prize!
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Spain is prosecuting its politicians for COVID corruption, and has just jailed a former minister pending trial, and yet the UK's Johnson, Gove, Hancock, Mone and many other senior Tories still walk amongst us.
Spain’s Supreme Court ordered lawmaker and former Public Works and Transport Minister José Luis Ábalos to be jailed without bond today after deeming him a flight risk ahead of his corruption trial.
Judge jails former Spanish minister ahead of trial, deepening deadlock in parliament
The imprisonment of José Luis Ábalos makes it virtually impossible for Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez to pass legislation.
www.politico.eu
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Spain is prosecuting its politicians for COVID corruption, and has just jailed a former minister pending trial, and yet the UK's Johnson, Gove, Hancock, Mone and many other senior Tories still walk amongst us.
Has anyone told the leader of the kiddie-fiddling religion that only ~0.05% of Turks are Catholic? One in 2,000 people.
Pope Leo has kicked off his first foreign trip as head of the Catholic Church.
The first U.S.-born pontiff arrived in the Turkish capital of Ankara to start a three-day visit to the country.
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Has anyone told the leader of the kiddie-fiddling religion that only ~0.05% of Turks are Catholic? One in 2,000 people.
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And Trump wants to reward this monster by giving him great swathes of Ukraine.
And then Trump demands to be honoured by a Nobel Peace Prize!
And then Trump demands to be honoured by a Nobel Peace Prize!
Tributes are being paid to a 12-year-old girl who died nine days after a Russian strike on her family’s apartment building in western Ukraine last week.
12-year-old Ukrainian girl dies over a week after strike on apartment building | CNN
Adriana Unolt was a “bright” and “kind” child who was “loved and appreciated by her classmates and teachers,” according to her school.
www.cnn.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
And Trump wants to reward this monster by giving him great swathes of Ukraine.
And then Trump demands to be honoured by a Nobel Peace Prize!
And then Trump demands to be honoured by a Nobel Peace Prize!
And Trump wants to reward this monster by giving him great swathes of Ukraine.
And then Trump demands to be honoured by a Nobel Peace Prize!
And then Trump demands to be honoured by a Nobel Peace Prize!
Tributes are being paid to a 12-year-old girl who died nine days after a Russian strike on her family’s apartment building in western Ukraine last week.
12-year-old Ukrainian girl dies over a week after strike on apartment building | CNN
Adriana Unolt was a “bright” and “kind” child who was “loved and appreciated by her classmates and teachers,” according to her school.
www.cnn.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
And Trump wants to reward this monster by giving him great swathes of Ukraine.
And then Trump demands to be honoured by a Nobel Peace Prize!
And then Trump demands to be honoured by a Nobel Peace Prize!
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Tributes are being paid to a 12-year-old girl who died nine days after a Russian strike on her family’s apartment building in western Ukraine last week.
12-year-old Ukrainian girl dies over a week after strike on apartment building | CNN
Adriana Unolt was a “bright” and “kind” child who was “loved and appreciated by her classmates and teachers,” according to her school.
www.cnn.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Tributes are being paid to a 12-year-old girl who died nine days after a Russian strike on her family’s apartment building in western Ukraine last week.
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If prayer worked, Trump would have long ago gone to his maker (Beelzebub, or whoever).
Anyway, it makes no sense at all even if you believe in a God (which I don't). Why would He change His mysterious plans just because you asked Him to? Also, he already knows your views on the matter.
Anyway, it makes no sense at all even if you believe in a God (which I don't). Why would He change His mysterious plans just because you asked Him to? Also, he already knows your views on the matter.
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If prayer worked, Trump would have long ago gone to his maker (Beelzebub, or whoever).
Anyway, it makes no sense at all even if you believe in a God (which I don't). Why would He change His mysterious plans just because you asked Him to? Also, he already knows your views on the matter.
Anyway, it makes no sense at all even if you believe in a God (which I don't). Why would He change His mysterious plans just because you asked Him to? Also, he already knows your views on the matter.
If prayer worked, Trump would have long ago gone to his maker (Beelzebub, or whoever).
Anyway, it makes no sense at all even if you believe in a God (which I don't). Why would He change His mysterious plans just because you asked Him to? Also, he already knows your views on the matter.
Anyway, it makes no sense at all even if you believe in a God (which I don't). Why would He change His mysterious plans just because you asked Him to? Also, he already knows your views on the matter.
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If prayer worked, Trump would have long ago gone to his maker (Beelzebub, or whoever).
Anyway, it makes no sense at all even if you believe in a God (which I don't). Why would He change His mysterious plans just because you asked Him to? Also, he already knows your views on the matter.
Anyway, it makes no sense at all even if you believe in a God (which I don't). Why would He change His mysterious plans just because you asked Him to? Also, he already knows your views on the matter.
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The lifting of the two-child benefit limit will be felt by nearly 1.7 million children as charities welcome Rachel Reeves' move to scrap the measure.
Two-child benefit cap scrapped - see how your area will benefit
www.mirror.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The lifting of the two-child benefit limit will be felt by nearly 1.7 million children as charities welcome Rachel Reeves' move to scrap the measure.
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Israeli soldiers on Thursday appeared to kill a pair of Palestinian men in the occupied West Bank after they had surrendered to troops, drawing Palestinian accusations that the men were executed “in cold blood.” The Israeli military said it was investigating. https://to.pbs.org/4pbKwsi
Israeli soldiers appear to kill Palestinian men in West Bank after they surrender
The Israeli military said it was investigating. The killings, captured in a pair of videos shown on two Arab TV stations, came as Israel pressed ahead with its latest offensive in the West Bank, where...
to.pbs.org
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Israeli soldiers on Thursday appeared to kill a pair of Palestinian men in the occupied West Bank after they had surrendered to troops, drawing Palestinian accusations that the men were executed “in cold blood.” The Israeli military said it was investigating. https://to.pbs.org/4pbKwsi
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Yes, but without wishing to be pedantic, *any* personal enrichment (including promises of future employment or directorships) directly related to awarding publicly funded contracts is a crime - misconduct in public office. And if people die as a result- and they certainly did - manslaughter.
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Yes, but without wishing to be pedantic, *any* personal enrichment (including promises of future employment or directorships) directly related to awarding publicly funded contracts is a crime - misconduct in public office. And if people die as a result- and they certainly did - manslaughter.
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Nobody expected them to get every decision right, but what I think we quite rightly expected is that they made decisions based on evidence in the best interests of the public and the nation, and not depending on how much cash they could stuff away or how many of their mates they could enrich.
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Nobody expected them to get every decision right, but what I think we quite rightly expected is that they made decisions based on evidence in the best interests of the public and the nation, and not depending on how much cash they could stuff away or how many of their mates they could enrich.
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In #Germany we have #JensSpahn who would have a lot to answer for. He was health secretary at the time. There have been some surprising things been going on.
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
In #Germany we have #JensSpahn who would have a lot to answer for. He was health secretary at the time. There have been some surprising things been going on.
Spain is prosecuting its politicians for COVID corruption, and has just jailed a former minister pending trial, and yet the UK's Johnson, Gove, Hancock, Mone and many other senior Tories still walk amongst us.
Spain’s Supreme Court ordered lawmaker and former Public Works and Transport Minister José Luis Ábalos to be jailed without bond today after deeming him a flight risk ahead of his corruption trial.
Judge jails former Spanish minister ahead of trial, deepening deadlock in parliament
The imprisonment of José Luis Ábalos makes it virtually impossible for Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez to pass legislation.
www.politico.eu
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Spain is prosecuting its politicians for COVID corruption, and has just jailed a former minister pending trial, and yet the UK's Johnson, Gove, Hancock, Mone and many other senior Tories still walk amongst us.
For something to be a joke, a minimum requirement is that it has to be capable of being found amusing.
JD Vance jokes troops are lying about liking one of America’s traditions
JD Vance jokes troops are lying about liking one of America’s traditions
JD Vance jokes troops are lying about liking one of America’s traditions
www.independent.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
For something to be a joke, a minimum requirement is that it has to be capable of being found amusing.
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Yeah he’s hilarious
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Yeah he’s hilarious
This is not the usual meaning of "joke". Nor is it news.
JD Vance jokes troops are lying about liking one of America’s traditions
JD Vance jokes troops are lying about liking one of America’s traditions
JD Vance jokes troops are lying about liking one of America’s traditions
www.independent.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This is not the usual meaning of "joke". Nor is it news.
Pretty good
A man with tiny hands who's already lost power once was never going to hold onto it for long a second time.
'Donald Trump is losing his grip - and no-one knows how dangerous that could be'
www.mirror.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Pretty good
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A man with tiny hands who's already lost power once was never going to hold onto it for long a second time.
'Donald Trump is losing his grip - and no-one knows how dangerous that could be'
www.mirror.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
A man with tiny hands who's already lost power once was never going to hold onto it for long a second time.
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The Trump administration likes to deride any judge who would constrain it as a “rogue activist”. Nearly a year into the president’s second term, there are dozens of them in district and circuit courts
Donald Trump’s revenge agenda is not going well
So far, the courts are largely holding fast against politically motivated prosecutions
econ.st
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The Trump administration likes to deride any judge who would constrain it as a “rogue activist”. Nearly a year into the president’s second term, there are dozens of them in district and circuit courts