Anyway, come be my sort-of neighbor! (We live 5 mins down the road.) The folks who used to live here had the fattest, happiest chickens y’ever did see, so you better get chickens if you buy it.
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December 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Anyway, come be my sort-of neighbor! (We live 5 mins down the road.) The folks who used to live here had the fattest, happiest chickens y’ever did see, so you better get chickens if you buy it.
thing i’m mad about today: the phrase “candlestick holder”
just as bad as saying chai tea latte. THE CANDLESTICK IS THE CANDLEHOLDER. IT IS THE STICK FOR THE CANDLE. YOUR CANDLE IS NOT A STICK. FFS
just as bad as saying chai tea latte. THE CANDLESTICK IS THE CANDLEHOLDER. IT IS THE STICK FOR THE CANDLE. YOUR CANDLE IS NOT A STICK. FFS
December 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
thing i’m mad about today: the phrase “candlestick holder”
just as bad as saying chai tea latte. THE CANDLESTICK IS THE CANDLEHOLDER. IT IS THE STICK FOR THE CANDLE. YOUR CANDLE IS NOT A STICK. FFS
just as bad as saying chai tea latte. THE CANDLESTICK IS THE CANDLEHOLDER. IT IS THE STICK FOR THE CANDLE. YOUR CANDLE IS NOT A STICK. FFS
one of my favorite pastimes: trying to peer pressure Big City Friends into moving to appalachia
do you want me to spam you with real estate listings that will BLOW YOUR MIND? apply within!
do you want me to spam you with real estate listings that will BLOW YOUR MIND? apply within!
December 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
one of my favorite pastimes: trying to peer pressure Big City Friends into moving to appalachia
do you want me to spam you with real estate listings that will BLOW YOUR MIND? apply within!
do you want me to spam you with real estate listings that will BLOW YOUR MIND? apply within!
one small thing I love about current gig is getting to tell tourists NOT to go to the nearby brunch spot that gamifies google reviews and has hilariously toxic management (even by industry standards).
it’s the little things.
it’s the little things.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
one small thing I love about current gig is getting to tell tourists NOT to go to the nearby brunch spot that gamifies google reviews and has hilariously toxic management (even by industry standards).
it’s the little things.
it’s the little things.
at the new gig (i got a new gig doing everything at a boutique hotel downtown) and everyone FOH has told me that everyone else has a raging ❄️ problem. like, still? in THIS economy? hell yeah 💰💰💰
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
at the new gig (i got a new gig doing everything at a boutique hotel downtown) and everyone FOH has told me that everyone else has a raging ❄️ problem. like, still? in THIS economy? hell yeah 💰💰💰
i have this whole theory that i may have been born a geriatric millennial but the circumstances of my having been born a rural queer geriatric millennial basically make me so old i was an original SNL cast member
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
i have this whole theory that i may have been born a geriatric millennial but the circumstances of my having been born a rural queer geriatric millennial basically make me so old i was an original SNL cast member
also tonight i made my wife watch Waiting… (which is TWENTY TEARS OLD THIS YEAR) bc i have been referencing it weekly for the last…well, two decades tbh
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
also tonight i made my wife watch Waiting… (which is TWENTY TEARS OLD THIS YEAR) bc i have been referencing it weekly for the last…well, two decades tbh
well anyway i watched (trans: sobbed through) the last bridget jones movie and will forever be UPSET at the blue cocktails. unfair. unjust. have i not suffered enough. etc
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
well anyway i watched (trans: sobbed through) the last bridget jones movie and will forever be UPSET at the blue cocktails. unfair. unjust. have i not suffered enough. etc
sitting here drying my hair, getting mad about the Ryan Murphy-level character assassination they gave Steve Rogers in the last five minutes of Endgame (a movie that came out SIX AND A HALF YEARS AGO)
October 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
sitting here drying my hair, getting mad about the Ryan Murphy-level character assassination they gave Steve Rogers in the last five minutes of Endgame (a movie that came out SIX AND A HALF YEARS AGO)
September 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
getting ready to head into the bar where apparently back in 2019-ish i shouted THOR IS A LESBIAN ICON and became Known to the staff and anyway i hope turnover has been crazy and no one remembers
September 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
getting ready to head into the bar where apparently back in 2019-ish i shouted THOR IS A LESBIAN ICON and became Known to the staff and anyway i hope turnover has been crazy and no one remembers
also in case it helps anyone else: alcala’s on chicago and wood will punch extra holes in your belt for a WHOLE DOLLAR and they also have glorious western belts and boots
September 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
also in case it helps anyone else: alcala’s on chicago and wood will punch extra holes in your belt for a WHOLE DOLLAR and they also have glorious western belts and boots
oh nooooooo the spot on division that had the lovely drinks and the strange flower bar shut down!
September 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
oh nooooooo the spot on division that had the lovely drinks and the strange flower bar shut down!
i should actually say i am in town til saturday so let me come and hang out w you, have cta pass will travel and I HAVE MISSED ACTUAL BARS SO MUCH
September 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
i should actually say i am in town til saturday so let me come and hang out w you, have cta pass will travel and I HAVE MISSED ACTUAL BARS SO MUCH
anyway i also need yall to know that circa…2022? ish?
@lllookalive.bsky.social @stephenflorida.bsky.social and @champagneofbeer.bsky.social and I RUINED SOME LIVES at the lp whole foods wine bar on dollar oyster Friday.
anyway i’m here now and they have a dedicated oyster shucker.
@lllookalive.bsky.social @stephenflorida.bsky.social and @champagneofbeer.bsky.social and I RUINED SOME LIVES at the lp whole foods wine bar on dollar oyster Friday.
anyway i’m here now and they have a dedicated oyster shucker.
September 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
anyway i also need yall to know that circa…2022? ish?
@lllookalive.bsky.social @stephenflorida.bsky.social and @champagneofbeer.bsky.social and I RUINED SOME LIVES at the lp whole foods wine bar on dollar oyster Friday.
anyway i’m here now and they have a dedicated oyster shucker.
@lllookalive.bsky.social @stephenflorida.bsky.social and @champagneofbeer.bsky.social and I RUINED SOME LIVES at the lp whole foods wine bar on dollar oyster Friday.
anyway i’m here now and they have a dedicated oyster shucker.
OH NO I DELETED MY POST!
TO SUM UP:
1. i am in chicago
2. i am a leetle drunk
C. i am HOT AS SHIT
D. i am already on the north side
5. MEFITES I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU!
6. karaoke?
G. …?
7. PROFIT
TO SUM UP:
1. i am in chicago
2. i am a leetle drunk
C. i am HOT AS SHIT
D. i am already on the north side
5. MEFITES I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU!
6. karaoke?
G. …?
7. PROFIT
September 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
OH NO I DELETED MY POST!
TO SUM UP:
1. i am in chicago
2. i am a leetle drunk
C. i am HOT AS SHIT
D. i am already on the north side
5. MEFITES I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU!
6. karaoke?
G. …?
7. PROFIT
TO SUM UP:
1. i am in chicago
2. i am a leetle drunk
C. i am HOT AS SHIT
D. i am already on the north side
5. MEFITES I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU!
6. karaoke?
G. …?
7. PROFIT
anyway rewatching clueless and CHER HOROWITZ IS GAY
1. uninterested in “high school” boys
2. drives a jeep
3. develops a crush on a conveniently off limits guy
4. loves a project
thank you for coming to my ted talk
1. uninterested in “high school” boys
2. drives a jeep
3. develops a crush on a conveniently off limits guy
4. loves a project
thank you for coming to my ted talk
August 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
anyway rewatching clueless and CHER HOROWITZ IS GAY
1. uninterested in “high school” boys
2. drives a jeep
3. develops a crush on a conveniently off limits guy
4. loves a project
thank you for coming to my ted talk
1. uninterested in “high school” boys
2. drives a jeep
3. develops a crush on a conveniently off limits guy
4. loves a project
thank you for coming to my ted talk
am quitting dunkin to be a server bc lol i did the math and ill make more money waiting tables and not have to wake up at 3 am to dose out caffeine and babysit GROWN FUCKING ADULTS
August 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
am quitting dunkin to be a server bc lol i did the math and ill make more money waiting tables and not have to wake up at 3 am to dose out caffeine and babysit GROWN FUCKING ADULTS
been making herb-heavy dense bean salads so summer is FUCKIN NIGH MY DUDES
May 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
been making herb-heavy dense bean salads so summer is FUCKIN NIGH MY DUDES
Reposted by Laura H
Don't worry everybody. Chicago will be totally normal about this.
May 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Don't worry everybody. Chicago will be totally normal about this.
watched Conclave last night. tonight I’m gonna watch Death of a President and see if I can go 2 for 2.
April 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
watched Conclave last night. tonight I’m gonna watch Death of a President and see if I can go 2 for 2.
people sure are peopling today.
April 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
people sure are peopling today.
my urge to post anticapitalist memes to the GM group chat when everyone’s at their stores, making no money bc snow, and disgruntled about it
February 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
my urge to post anticapitalist memes to the GM group chat when everyone’s at their stores, making no money bc snow, and disgruntled about it
i realize I should be glad I’ve graduated out of the “can you start tomorrow? great, come wearing black with 2 forms of ID” job interviews, but I am still a little irritated these places don’t just offer me their jobs immediately. like, what, you DOUBT me? you doubt ME??! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM???
February 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
i realize I should be glad I’ve graduated out of the “can you start tomorrow? great, come wearing black with 2 forms of ID” job interviews, but I am still a little irritated these places don’t just offer me their jobs immediately. like, what, you DOUBT me? you doubt ME??! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM???