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psychopathy not withstanding, I'm currently gobsmacked by the friendship between Ally and Georgia that is so intensely homoerotic it could make an AO3 veteran blush
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Ally McBeal may be a psychopath
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So, this Pokémon Go level rescaling is at least partially a ploy to make us pay to expand our item storage, yeah?
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TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH!

(Image is credited to Paul Lehr, 1973, and found via Adam Rowe's 70s sci-fi art newsletter: 70s-sci-fi-art.ghost.io)
A man stands on a platform with some sort of apparatus attached. A row of giant teeth fill the bulk of the image, and the man appears to be mining enamel from the nearest tooth.
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so far it is shockingly misogynistic, which is intentional for sure, but also weirdly conservative? The 90s were a different time
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Now that I've finished Gilmore Girls and The Good Wife I was looking for something similar and settled on what I hope is the perfect middle ground: Ally McBeal
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she'll never get her snowflake in Hell
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roll a one and you become the Britani
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The Dungeonmaster (1984)

Why pick one genre when you can choose them all? Ridiculous in its plotting but extremely bold in the amount of ideas packed into its short run time. Leslie Wing's role is criminally underwritten, but the rest is a very charming Charles Band picture.
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Al Ewing returning to write an Arakko short for the Age of Revelation made me so homesick
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yeah, that end game "twist" was a little lacking
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I think it's nice that the Gilmore Girls writers didn't let the lack of any out gay characters stop them from using the idea of being gay as a common punchline
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roundabout way to call me autistic
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need to invent a ceiling fan that makes no noise except for the right amount of little, comforting noise but never the bad, shaking noise
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got the new Marvel Legends Man-Wolf figure in the mail today and had to add him to my desk baddies
Man-Wolf ML figure alongside his fellow ML baddies Psylocke, Maddie Pryor, Captain Marvel, She-Hulk, and Rebecca Romijn Mystique. a page from Marvel Premiere #46 featuring Man-Wolf in his awful space outfit brandishing a sword
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I shouldn't have a dumb computer job, I should be a chainsmoking projectionist. This timeline is so stupid.
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the worst tagline of the season too. Go on, give us nothing!
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Been there. Had to delete and change my identity.
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Theodore Sturgeon's 'The Stars are the Styx' book cover by Rowena Morrill (1979)
#scifiart
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Huge repost, stream Through the Wall
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I hope Rochelle Jordan is having a nice day
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judge Ginger Gooch has been sentenced to death 😎
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The last judge .... there will be a reckoning
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bet your 40s are gonna rule again, it's all about balance