LaughsLast
@laughslast.bsky.social
I write very serious movie reviews that contain absolutely no jokes whatsoever https://letterboxd.com/Laughslast/
The Space Raptor Butt Invasion series would get a 1.16$ billion dollar adaptation budget for the big screen.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The Space Raptor Butt Invasion series would get a 1.16$ billion dollar adaptation budget for the big screen.
Suck a dick, Leo. Every breath I draw without your permission is a breath I use to defy this rule.
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Suck a dick, Leo. Every breath I draw without your permission is a breath I use to defy this rule.
Polygamy is great because my GF definitely has a type and I'm always looking for new players for a DnD campaign
Every nigga like polygamy until I start talking about having multiple men. Suddenly, Im out of line 😂
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Polygamy is great because my GF definitely has a type and I'm always looking for new players for a DnD campaign
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Quédate con quien te mande esto. @svqcity.bsky.social ❤️
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Quédate con quien te mande esto. @svqcity.bsky.social ❤️
It says a lot about me that my polycule group chat is like 90% lotr gifs. I'm not sure what it says. But it's a lot.
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It says a lot about me that my polycule group chat is like 90% lotr gifs. I'm not sure what it says. But it's a lot.
Just heard back from the library about my request for a copy of kalivas or another tempest by nick mamatas. Apparently they have a form on the website and I am not supposed to be submitting requests by sticking them to the front door with a hunting knife. Who knew?! Technology really is a miracle!
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Just heard back from the library about my request for a copy of kalivas or another tempest by nick mamatas. Apparently they have a form on the website and I am not supposed to be submitting requests by sticking them to the front door with a hunting knife. Who knew?! Technology really is a miracle!
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The third thing is to physically shoplift it from a big box store and leave a creepy note in its place about how YOU WILL KILL AGAIN
If you like an author's work, the best thing you can do is buy it. The second best thing you can do is ask your local library to buy it. Or, do both!
A reminder that the median book deal for a debut author in the UK is £7000, paid over 12-18 months. (from 2022 Society of Authors report). Some of your favourite writers are struggling. societyofauthors.org/2022/12/06/a....
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The third thing is to physically shoplift it from a big box store and leave a creepy note in its place about how YOU WILL KILL AGAIN
I am barred by law in several states from ever singing under penalty of death by "getting buried under a big pile of wet dog food." But that doesn't stop me from enjoying musicals, the only place where I can sing along and sound good compared to all the theater kids also singing.
boxd.it/bOZsYD
boxd.it/bOZsYD
A ★★★½ review of Wicked: For Good (2025)
I had been looking forward to this movie so much since seeing part one at an early screening last year. Fortunately for me, I was again able to get tickets to an early screening. I was delighted by a ...
boxd.it
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I am barred by law in several states from ever singing under penalty of death by "getting buried under a big pile of wet dog food." But that doesn't stop me from enjoying musicals, the only place where I can sing along and sound good compared to all the theater kids also singing.
boxd.it/bOZsYD
boxd.it/bOZsYD
I like making sure people don't starve to death on the street and I am not particularly bothered by being yelled at by people who are frustrated by government bureaucracy.
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I like making sure people don't starve to death on the street and I am not particularly bothered by being yelled at by people who are frustrated by government bureaucracy.
The reason all those guys have their ford f-150s raised up so high is because they WANT you to steal their catalytic converter
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The reason all those guys have their ford f-150s raised up so high is because they WANT you to steal their catalytic converter
I commented "the poor should not be hunted for sport" on reddit and immediately got a message saying that I was banned from r/Landlord
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I commented "the poor should not be hunted for sport" on reddit and immediately got a message saying that I was banned from r/Landlord
It's important to remain hopeful in life. Personally, I am hopeful that Andrew Schulz will accidentally add too much mayonnaise to his chicken salad and pass away from that being too much flavor for his body to handle.
November 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It's important to remain hopeful in life. Personally, I am hopeful that Andrew Schulz will accidentally add too much mayonnaise to his chicken salad and pass away from that being too much flavor for his body to handle.
No, I am not a lawyer. I chase ambulances because of my severe, untreated adult ADHD.
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
No, I am not a lawyer. I chase ambulances because of my severe, untreated adult ADHD.
Me at 35: Romance is overrated. Let's NOT skip dinner. And then fall asleep streaming an episode of From together because wine makes us both sleepy now.
At 25:
Romance is overrated. Let's skip dinner and just fuck. Then I'll go straight home.
-- Eew..go away, creep!
At 55:
Romance is overrated. Let's skip dinner and just fuck. Then I'll go straight home.
-- My prayers have been answered! Let's roll!
Romance is overrated. Let's skip dinner and just fuck. Then I'll go straight home.
-- Eew..go away, creep!
At 55:
Romance is overrated. Let's skip dinner and just fuck. Then I'll go straight home.
-- My prayers have been answered! Let's roll!
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Me at 35: Romance is overrated. Let's NOT skip dinner. And then fall asleep streaming an episode of From together because wine makes us both sleepy now.
Your cat doesn't need a friend, he needs a parent. He's hanging with the wrong crowd, smoking cat nip and god knows what else.
November 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Your cat doesn't need a friend, he needs a parent. He's hanging with the wrong crowd, smoking cat nip and god knows what else.
I did all the research for my senior thesis in a haunted library. It's nice to have a second set of eyes, but the ghosts from the 1700s kept telling me my sentences needed 6 or 7 more commas.
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I did all the research for my senior thesis in a haunted library. It's nice to have a second set of eyes, but the ghosts from the 1700s kept telling me my sentences needed 6 or 7 more commas.
If it wasn't for my ADHD, I would be unstoppable.
...and my autism.
and some mild childhood trauma.
and my bad shoulder.
and I'm a little bit stupid
not particularly handsome
I'm not allowed to drive at night anymore.
otherwise, unstoppable.
...and my autism.
and some mild childhood trauma.
and my bad shoulder.
and I'm a little bit stupid
not particularly handsome
I'm not allowed to drive at night anymore.
otherwise, unstoppable.
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If it wasn't for my ADHD, I would be unstoppable.
...and my autism.
and some mild childhood trauma.
and my bad shoulder.
and I'm a little bit stupid
not particularly handsome
I'm not allowed to drive at night anymore.
otherwise, unstoppable.
...and my autism.
and some mild childhood trauma.
and my bad shoulder.
and I'm a little bit stupid
not particularly handsome
I'm not allowed to drive at night anymore.
otherwise, unstoppable.
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I don't want the Broncos to win, I just need the Chiefs to lose.
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I don't want the Broncos to win, I just need the Chiefs to lose.
It's wild how every three months Trader Joe's has to recall some chicken salad with broken glass in it or spaghetti that has a bunch of dog teeth in it or something and we have all just accepted that like it's normal.
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It's wild how every three months Trader Joe's has to recall some chicken salad with broken glass in it or spaghetti that has a bunch of dog teeth in it or something and we have all just accepted that like it's normal.
Coyotes are just wolves with autism
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Coyotes are just wolves with autism
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one time, many years before he got canceled, i got to personally witness someone show Virgil Texas the “Jar Jar Binks was secretly a Sith Lord” theory. he got really mad and huffy and repeatedly called it “sophistry”
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
one time, many years before he got canceled, i got to personally witness someone show Virgil Texas the “Jar Jar Binks was secretly a Sith Lord” theory. he got really mad and huffy and repeatedly called it “sophistry”
Andrew Schulz is a comedian the same way that a 6 year old with cancer is a firefighter. Bless your heart for letting him play make-believe, but giving him a netflix special seems a little much.
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Andrew Schulz is a comedian the same way that a 6 year old with cancer is a firefighter. Bless your heart for letting him play make-believe, but giving him a netflix special seems a little much.
Guys who want "trad wives" are truly innovating new ways of being an incel. So not only do you want your wife to cook from scratch full meals every day, but do it with a full head of make up, done hair, and a sexy (but still conservative???) dress?! You've unlock a whole new level of unfuckable.
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Guys who want "trad wives" are truly innovating new ways of being an incel. So not only do you want your wife to cook from scratch full meals every day, but do it with a full head of make up, done hair, and a sexy (but still conservative???) dress?! You've unlock a whole new level of unfuckable.
Cheryl Hines is such an inspiration! I smile everyday thinking about her, knowing that even someone with a room temperature IQ can make it big
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Cheryl Hines is such an inspiration! I smile everyday thinking about her, knowing that even someone with a room temperature IQ can make it big