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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 2d

i'd sign a waiver to attend

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Talia Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 3d

i think we should bring dadaism back as a response to The Horrors. it made sense during world war one

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 8d

Battlefield 6 is very realistic because i wasn't paying attention to the story and now we're all randomly dying in a war?

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 9d

formally announcing my candidacy for next year's Nobel Peace Prize

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 12d

hoping Mercedes's AEW mystery opponent is Wendi Richter, just to really set Toni Storm off

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 13d

bummed people in barrels stopped going over niagara falls right before the gopro was invented

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 14d

oh no i totally forgot to listen to the kind of music that would make my spotify wrapped cool and we're almost out of time

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 15d

most relatable genius 📽️

headline reading

John Carpenter on being a master of horror: "I just want to play video games"

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 16d

I think Kyle Fletcher should grow back his hair, it's the most heelish thing he could do #aew

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Talia Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 16d

i have personally despised bari weiss for a long time, her book was incoherent garbage, and to see her rewarded with the plum of the profession while the smartest people i know are scraping for dollars is gross as hell

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Brian Altano @brianaltano.bsky.social · 17d

GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL:

You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.

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Tom. @notthattomgreen.is.tired.fyi · 22d

If Aronofsky made The Wrestler in 2025, Randy The Ram would just spend all day arguing with fans about AEW on Twitter.

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · 22d

when I die donate my body to chatGPT so I can have bad takes one last time

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 25d

I'm 99% sure Kash Patel thinks his job just involves posting.

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · Sep 9

Max the Impaler v. Billie Starkz is my dream AEW match

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · Aug 15

Nick Wayne did nothing wrong. In fact, he's bringing Kip Sabian back on the card of an AEW PPV, so he's doing everything right.

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · Aug 12

gonna start a new server where I debate myself about myself

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WrestleChaps 🏳️‍🌈 - Nurture the Silliness @wrestlechaps.bsky.social · Aug 8

If you only watch one match all weekend, for your own sake let it be this one.

This match will cure all your ills*

@mysterywrestling.bsky.social 🤼

*Your ills may differ from those of WrestleChaps, its subsidiaries and shareholders.

WrestleChaps 🏳️‍🌈 - Nurture the Silliness @wrestlechaps.bsky.social · Aug 8

Cecil Nyx v London Lightning - Extremely Ruled 12 Minute Iron Man Match - Mystery Wrestling 7

youtu.be/w5t8AD1sV6E?...

EXTREMELY RULED IRON MAN MATCH | Cecil Nyx vs London Lightning ft. Ethan Page

YouTube video by Evil Uno presents Mystery Wrestling

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · Aug 7

“defend your culture”

dude, your “culture” is clapping off beat and putting ketchup on tacos

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · Aug 2

Not only should Hikaru Shida return on the next AEW dynamite, she should be featured for literally all two hours. She should be reacting in the background of unrelated matches. She should accompany every face to the ring.

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · Jul 25

if you like me, go listen to @pacingmusic.bsky.social 's new album immediately - you'll like them more

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Jason Anderson @jasondcsoccer.bsky.social · Jul 24

Mainstream news: Hogan (real name Terry Bollea) single-handedly propelled wrestling into the mainstream, though he became a polarizing figure later in life

Every person that knows even 1% more about Hogan than that audience: I'm actively working on plans to ruin that monster's funeral

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Warren G. Harding of Darkness @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · Jul 9

“My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man” look, a lot of us lost family members to AI

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · Jul 13

if hangman loses we stay inside and anxiously pace #aew

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Laser Wulf @laserwulf.bsky.social · Jul 13

i heard it was four feet and the doctor told him "cleaner, you'll probably never throw another punch again"

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