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Dissociated Human
@larryofsuburbia.bsky.social
Film, music, gaming, tech, rants...
with a touch of existential dread.
If my family ever finds out about the bullshit I spout off about on here...
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
🎬 Aguirre: The Wrath of God (1972)
This one is fucking good. 1560: A Spanish expedition seeks El Dorado down the Amazon but quickly devolves into a hypnotic descent into madness and death.

#Aguirre #Herzog #Kinski #GermanCinema #Madness #Film #Movies

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOnu...
Aguirre, The Wrath Of God | FULL MOVIE | Werner Herzog, Klaus Kinski | Adventure Drama
YouTube video by Shout! Studios
www.youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
When you go to the grocery store, buy a whole bunch of shit, get home, then realize you forgot to buy the one thing you went to the grocery store for in the first place.
December 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
One of my favorite memes.
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Have you seen that massive "forever roll" of toilet paper Charmin sells? If you're buying this thing, please raise your hand.
December 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Remember when Prince changed his name to that symbol?
December 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If there were 72 hours in a day, I might actually have a chance at completing my to-do list.
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Whenever I have to explain something to someone, of course I'm obnoxious and obviously annoyed, because it seems to be the only way the knowledge will stick.
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My phone's home screen is packed with apps. I'm talking groups of apps, even. Except for one spot--second from the left on the third to last row. It's just an empty spot. I don't remember what used to be there.
December 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Yeah, you probably regret following me, but what's one more bad decision?
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The Muppets have won. Where previous seasons featured a mix of humans and muppets, Sesame Street's final title shot now has zero humans, erasing the new diverse cast from the end screen entirely. Alarming decline.

#SaveTheHumansOfSesameStreet
#TV #Diversity #SesameStreet
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Since when did the little sparkle emoji mean AI? Who decided that?

#AI #Agentic #ArtificialIntelligence #SparkleEmoji #AIEmoji #Emojis #ShowerThoughts
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If you could consume a fictional character, who would it be?

I'd eat Kirby. He looks fucking delicious.

#Gaming #Food #SnackableHeroes #KirbyCravings #FictionalCharacters
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The world is just one big, padded room we're all sharing... and there's one toilet.
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Face it. The world was less fucked before social media.
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Another of the few reasons winter sucks is that the sun always seems to hover along the horizon so it's always in an optimal position to blind you.
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
🎬 The Last Broadcast (1998)
A 1995 paranormal documentary crew tried to film the Jersey Devil. When multiple members were murdered, the lone survivor was convicted. Was he truly guilty, or was something else in the Pine Barrens?
#TheLastBroadcast #FoundFootage #JerseyDevil #CultClassic #Films
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 AM
There's a special place in Lucifer's asshole for laptop manufacturers who make it so you can't upgrade the RAM.
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
There are many reasons why you shouldn't replace the standard lights on your vehicle with those HID (high intensity discharge) lights, and all those reasons are my fists.
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Fucking hell, man. While I do love the cold, I could do without the terminal dry sandpaper skin.
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
"Honey, I'm home. Honey, I'm prone. Honey, I'm homo."

This performance piece by Matthew Courtney has been living rent-free in my head since 1991. Absolute peak 90s slam poetry energy from PBS's Alive From Off Center.

youtu.be/HY7pKQ-Imco

#SpokenWord #1990s #PBS #PerformanceArt #AliveFromOffCenter
"Words In Your Face" from "Alive From Off Center"
YouTube video by Bob Holman
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Employers don't seem to realize that the stuff they want to see most on a candidate's resume hasn't happened, yet.
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM