Dissociated Human
@larryofsuburbia.bsky.social
Film, music, gaming, tech, rants, corpo hate...
with a touch of existential dread.
with a touch of existential dread.
If there were 72 hours in a day, I might actually have a chance at completing my to-do list.
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
If there were 72 hours in a day, I might actually have a chance at completing my to-do list.
Whenever I have to explain something to someone, of course I'm obnoxious and obviously annoyed, because it seems to be the only way the knowledge will stick.
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Whenever I have to explain something to someone, of course I'm obnoxious and obviously annoyed, because it seems to be the only way the knowledge will stick.
My phone's home screen is packed with apps. I'm talking groups of apps, even. Except for one spot--second from the left on the third to last row. It's just an empty spot. I don't remember what used to be there.
December 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My phone's home screen is packed with apps. I'm talking groups of apps, even. Except for one spot--second from the left on the third to last row. It's just an empty spot. I don't remember what used to be there.
Yeah, you probably regret following me, but what's one more bad decision?
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Yeah, you probably regret following me, but what's one more bad decision?
The Muppets have won. Where previous seasons featured a mix of humans and muppets, Sesame Street's final title shot now has zero humans, erasing the new diverse cast from the end screen entirely. Alarming decline.
#SaveTheHumansOfSesameStreet
#TV #Diversity #SesameStreet
#SaveTheHumansOfSesameStreet
#TV #Diversity #SesameStreet
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The Muppets have won. Where previous seasons featured a mix of humans and muppets, Sesame Street's final title shot now has zero humans, erasing the new diverse cast from the end screen entirely. Alarming decline.
#SaveTheHumansOfSesameStreet
#TV #Diversity #SesameStreet
#SaveTheHumansOfSesameStreet
#TV #Diversity #SesameStreet
Since when did the little sparkle emoji mean AI? Who decided that?
#AI #Agentic #ArtificialIntelligence #SparkleEmoji #AIEmoji #Emojis #ShowerThoughts
#AI #Agentic #ArtificialIntelligence #SparkleEmoji #AIEmoji #Emojis #ShowerThoughts
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Since when did the little sparkle emoji mean AI? Who decided that?
#AI #Agentic #ArtificialIntelligence #SparkleEmoji #AIEmoji #Emojis #ShowerThoughts
#AI #Agentic #ArtificialIntelligence #SparkleEmoji #AIEmoji #Emojis #ShowerThoughts
If you could consume a fictional character, who would it be?
I'd eat Kirby. He looks fucking delicious.
#Gaming #Food #SnackableHeroes #KirbyCravings #FictionalCharacters
I'd eat Kirby. He looks fucking delicious.
#Gaming #Food #SnackableHeroes #KirbyCravings #FictionalCharacters
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If you could consume a fictional character, who would it be?
I'd eat Kirby. He looks fucking delicious.
#Gaming #Food #SnackableHeroes #KirbyCravings #FictionalCharacters
I'd eat Kirby. He looks fucking delicious.
#Gaming #Food #SnackableHeroes #KirbyCravings #FictionalCharacters
The world is just one big, padded room we're all sharing... and there's one toilet.
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The world is just one big, padded room we're all sharing... and there's one toilet.
🎵 #Omen
👤 #TheProdigy
💿 #InvadersMustDie
youtu.be/ySfbujeCSvI
#BigBeat #ElectronicRock #Rave #DrumAndBass #00sMusic
R.I.P. Keith Flint
👤 #TheProdigy
💿 #InvadersMustDie
youtu.be/ySfbujeCSvI
#BigBeat #ElectronicRock #Rave #DrumAndBass #00sMusic
R.I.P. Keith Flint
The Prodigy - Omen [HQ]
YouTube video by Pia Emma
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
🎵 #Omen
👤 #TheProdigy
💿 #InvadersMustDie
youtu.be/ySfbujeCSvI
#BigBeat #ElectronicRock #Rave #DrumAndBass #00sMusic
R.I.P. Keith Flint
👤 #TheProdigy
💿 #InvadersMustDie
youtu.be/ySfbujeCSvI
#BigBeat #ElectronicRock #Rave #DrumAndBass #00sMusic
R.I.P. Keith Flint
Face it. The world was less fucked before social media.
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Face it. The world was less fucked before social media.
Another of the few reasons winter sucks is that the sun always seems to hover along the horizon so it's always in an optimal position to blind you.
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Another of the few reasons winter sucks is that the sun always seems to hover along the horizon so it's always in an optimal position to blind you.
🎬 The Last Broadcast (1998)
A 1995 paranormal documentary crew tried to film the Jersey Devil. When multiple members were murdered, the lone survivor was convicted. Was he truly guilty, or was something else in the Pine Barrens?
#TheLastBroadcast #FoundFootage #JerseyDevil #CultClassic #Films
A 1995 paranormal documentary crew tried to film the Jersey Devil. When multiple members were murdered, the lone survivor was convicted. Was he truly guilty, or was something else in the Pine Barrens?
#TheLastBroadcast #FoundFootage #JerseyDevil #CultClassic #Films
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 AM
🎬 The Last Broadcast (1998)
A 1995 paranormal documentary crew tried to film the Jersey Devil. When multiple members were murdered, the lone survivor was convicted. Was he truly guilty, or was something else in the Pine Barrens?
#TheLastBroadcast #FoundFootage #JerseyDevil #CultClassic #Films
A 1995 paranormal documentary crew tried to film the Jersey Devil. When multiple members were murdered, the lone survivor was convicted. Was he truly guilty, or was something else in the Pine Barrens?
#TheLastBroadcast #FoundFootage #JerseyDevil #CultClassic #Films
There's a special place in Lucifer's asshole for laptop manufacturers who make it so you can't upgrade the RAM.
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
There's a special place in Lucifer's asshole for laptop manufacturers who make it so you can't upgrade the RAM.
There are many reasons why you shouldn't replace the standard lights on your vehicle with those HID (high intensity discharge) lights, and all those reasons are my fists.
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
There are many reasons why you shouldn't replace the standard lights on your vehicle with those HID (high intensity discharge) lights, and all those reasons are my fists.
Fucking hell, man. While I do love the cold, I could do without the terminal dry sandpaper skin.
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Fucking hell, man. While I do love the cold, I could do without the terminal dry sandpaper skin.
"Honey, I'm home. Honey, I'm prone. Honey, I'm homo."
This performance piece by Matthew Courtney has been living rent-free in my head since 1991. Absolute peak 90s slam poetry energy from PBS's Alive From Off Center.
youtu.be/HY7pKQ-Imco
#SpokenWord #1990s #PBS #PerformanceArt #AliveFromOffCenter
This performance piece by Matthew Courtney has been living rent-free in my head since 1991. Absolute peak 90s slam poetry energy from PBS's Alive From Off Center.
youtu.be/HY7pKQ-Imco
#SpokenWord #1990s #PBS #PerformanceArt #AliveFromOffCenter
"Words In Your Face" from "Alive From Off Center"
YouTube video by Bob Holman
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"Honey, I'm home. Honey, I'm prone. Honey, I'm homo."
This performance piece by Matthew Courtney has been living rent-free in my head since 1991. Absolute peak 90s slam poetry energy from PBS's Alive From Off Center.
youtu.be/HY7pKQ-Imco
#SpokenWord #1990s #PBS #PerformanceArt #AliveFromOffCenter
This performance piece by Matthew Courtney has been living rent-free in my head since 1991. Absolute peak 90s slam poetry energy from PBS's Alive From Off Center.
youtu.be/HY7pKQ-Imco
#SpokenWord #1990s #PBS #PerformanceArt #AliveFromOffCenter
Employers don't seem to realize that the stuff they want to see most on a candidate's resume hasn't happened, yet.
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Employers don't seem to realize that the stuff they want to see most on a candidate's resume hasn't happened, yet.
I should really do something about all the, uhmm, guests.
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I should really do something about all the, uhmm, guests.
Looking forward to freezing my ass off everyday. I genuinely hate being hot. I detest even warm weather. Being hot usually means sweating and being uncomfortable and sticky and gross.
Being cold is better in that you can just bundle up, get cozy, drink tea or hot chocolate, make a fire. Such bliss
Being cold is better in that you can just bundle up, get cozy, drink tea or hot chocolate, make a fire. Such bliss
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Looking forward to freezing my ass off everyday. I genuinely hate being hot. I detest even warm weather. Being hot usually means sweating and being uncomfortable and sticky and gross.
Being cold is better in that you can just bundle up, get cozy, drink tea or hot chocolate, make a fire. Such bliss
Being cold is better in that you can just bundle up, get cozy, drink tea or hot chocolate, make a fire. Such bliss
Trying to be thankful, but still feeling the embers of animosity towards certain people/things smoldering away in some hidden corner of my mind. Sometimes I think my natural state is resentment and seething hate because it do be comforting at times.
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Trying to be thankful, but still feeling the embers of animosity towards certain people/things smoldering away in some hidden corner of my mind. Sometimes I think my natural state is resentment and seething hate because it do be comforting at times.
Happy #Thanksgiving, all. I am truly grateful for all the people who have helped me out since I got laid off. You people are the best.
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Happy #Thanksgiving, all. I am truly grateful for all the people who have helped me out since I got laid off. You people are the best.
When you buy some food you've never had before and force yourself to eat it all despite not liking it so you don't feel like you wasted your money.
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
When you buy some food you've never had before and force yourself to eat it all despite not liking it so you don't feel like you wasted your money.
LinkedIn's "premium" AI features are fucking stupid. You'll see "You'd be a top applicant..." Then you hit the "Show match details" and see
Matches 0 of the X required qualifications.
GTFO with that shit.
Matches 0 of the X required qualifications.
GTFO with that shit.
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
LinkedIn's "premium" AI features are fucking stupid. You'll see "You'd be a top applicant..." Then you hit the "Show match details" and see
Matches 0 of the X required qualifications.
GTFO with that shit.
Matches 0 of the X required qualifications.
GTFO with that shit.
