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Lard Goober🔞
@lardylicentious.bsky.social
Low-Income Scraping-For-Dimes Multi-Kink Artist and Professional Imbecile. (She/They/It) 24y/o PFP BY SLIMEYJAYSTUDIO
ALL CHARACTERS DEPICTED AS 18+
Pinned
E-Begging isn't something I'm particularly proud of, but given my situation, I need the help desperately.
But I'm already resorting to going to the food banks.
Please help me.

My P4YP4L is [email protected]
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Guys, Zoobloon. (you get it because their name is-)
December 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Doctors have the easiest job in the world.

You just sit on your ass, tell people to lose weight, and if they talk back because you aren't listening to their problems, you call them uncooperative and mark their behavior as "drug-seeking".

Easy money.
December 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from (whatever device you’re using) without explanationI
December 14, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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cloth gown gridlock
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Sketch reward for @bauchie.bsky.social
#Fatfur #MadMaid #HazbinHotel
First is the official, corrected version. Second one is for me.
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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As much as I love buff badass lesbian Samus, I also really love the version of her from that one Super Metroid gag manga where she's this weirdo obsessed with round objects and hiding in small spaces
December 13, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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🚨URGENT: Congress prepares to push forward wolf slaughter bill that would remove federal protections for gray wolves across the lower 48 states and prohibit judicial review. Decision will be voted on Dec. 15 and could move to a House vote next week.
📣Take action: https://bit.ly/4adWexU
December 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The four words that make an uncomfortably high volume of people homicidally-assmad, are "You have no authority".
December 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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a sketchpage comm is a first but here we arE!!! gaby

sketchpage silly treat for @gabbydrawsart.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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sometimes you just need a good squish :3

comm for @toychu.toy.tf and @bingleborf.bsky.social! thank you!

#pooltoy
December 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Sketch by @marcyyorsa.bsky.social
Coloring by me!

This is the ideal baxxid shape. Look in awe at how soft and Plush I am! This is truly ideal...
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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where did she go??? i hope she turns up soon...
December 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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The boomers are at it again
December 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Roz... flats for @dobbicorn.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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#deer 🦌
December 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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cw: #entrapment

Sometimes Sam is willing to indulge Max's more "inconvenient" kinks
December 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
real radical feminism is intersectional and trans-inclusive
December 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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"Your boos mean nothing to us. We've seen what makes you cheer."
December 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Watching a Puppy Girl in line at the dronification station crying this economy is fucking us up.
December 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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he'd do anything for a naked chick pic. its actually a little concerning
July 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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This movie (Superklaus) is 500% nothing special but its inexplicable obsession with fat reindeer will never not endear me
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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If you need to be told to not interact with HP as a franchise , period, full stop , even when it’s free , then you’re kind a tool anyway imo. I’m sorry if that seems harsh but you can download so many other games. It’s so easy to just ….not.
December 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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We really need to double down on outwardly stating our work does not contain AI.

We're seeing it in movie credits and books, we have to start putting it on things we make and pressuring others to label their work as human made, and normalize that as much as we can, I think.
stuff like this maybe
Anti-A.I. stamps!

For illustrations, comics, photos and all your creative works, printed and digital!

You can download the transparent file for free here: ko-fi.com/i/IT6T718NAKF (but consider donating please 😘)
December 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM