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Lard Goober🔞

@lardylicentious.bsky.social

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Low-Income Scraping-For-Dimes Multi-Kink Artist and Professional Imbecile. (She/They/It) 24y/o PFP BY SLIMEYJAYSTUDIO ALL CHARACTERS DEPICTED AS 18+

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Lard Goober🔞 @lardylicentious.bsky.social · Nov 29

E-Begging isn't something I'm particularly proud of, but given my situation, I need the help desperately.
But I'm already resorting to going to the food banks.
Please help me.

My P4YP4L is [email protected]

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Lard Goober🔞 @lardylicentious.bsky.social · 3h

I think the idea of "Worst X Ever" is extremely subjective.

But when contenders for worst video games pop up, I think the easiest ones to point fingers at, would be Wii Shovelware, and poorly executed mid 90s doom clones.

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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 17h

When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.

When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 20h

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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SlimeyJayStudio @slimeyjaystudio.bsky.social · 16h

Air Riders Susie

Ok I actually had this made a month ago and was planning to release it this week before the "heavyweight" stuff came out. Believe me guys!

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Hora @gator-bellies.bsky.social · Aug 29

fat ass little gatorbold with a huge butt and even bigger belly waddling around with its swaying gut grotesquely outlined with the body of some hero, but its a safe zone. No one can stop it from showing off its catch and digesting him into more of that obese shortstack body

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Lard Goober🔞 @lardylicentious.bsky.social · 11h

I wish being too full IRL was as hot as it was in kink art

Goddamn I'm dying

Lard Goober🔞 @lardylicentious.bsky.social · 11h

On some Squeakitties timing with this one
Former-human rubber-dinobug made to help refine and process hazardous waste into an inert state.

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blahblah866 🔞 @blahblah866.bsky.social · 15h

heard somethin' abt susie. somethin' weight-like. bit heavy

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Lard Goober🔞 @lardylicentious.bsky.social · 14h

AYE AYE, CAP'N!

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Kris 🐾💜✨ @krisispiss.bsky.social · 17h

bite his fuckinge tiddy

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Lard Goober🔞 @lardylicentious.bsky.social · 14h

For every smash burger a shitty cooking youtuber with black latex gloves and sophomoric video editing skills that gets made, an Angel has their wings clipped.

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Reese🦴 @squishsquish.bsky.social · 1d

TB looks a lil annoyed at you I wonder why

🎨 by @vhsigil.bsky.social

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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 1d

hard to please

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WheezyMotors @mrwheezymotorsinc.bsky.social · Oct 22

Uncolored Sandys for your eyes only...

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dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 17h

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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Bread🔞 @6read.bsky.social · 4d

Latest addition of this fat fuck to my gallery

Asriel in his edgy makeup as an incredibly obese bitch, smoking a cigarette in a dimly lit dorm hallway and glaring at the viewer with an incredibly annoyed expressions. He is wearing spiked bracelets and a black top (has a graphic of a white skull & crossbones, black-letter text reading "Beautiful Disaster" and red scribbles to the sides, resembling roses). He's an utter boulder of lard that reaches from wall to wall with his girthy hips, which are accentuated by a red panty sling showing between the end of his shirt and jeans.

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Cauliie🌻 @fluffylilllama.bsky.social · 9d

Ivy slide

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Lard Goober🔞 @lardylicentious.bsky.social · 1d

The baddest bitches smell like cum sweat and anime figurines.

Lard Goober🔞 @lardylicentious.bsky.social · 1d

"No, Patrick, kink isn't about power and control."

"It's not legalized abuse, either."

Lard Goober🔞 @lardylicentious.bsky.social · 1d

I don't think I've ever been THIS violently-opposed to a """"joke"""" like 6 7, ever in my life.

Even Hawk Tuah didn't make me this ass fucking mad.

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🔞 Hook's Hefty Hangers 🔞 @coyotecouch.bsky.social · Sep 9

I'm gunna be a cheeky fuck and tag their main: A picture of an ample @shadrawdragon.bsky.social to make up for drawing them as a labubu. labubu featured below