Lamebananna🏳️🌈💙🍌
@lamebanana.bsky.social
Democracy lover and total idiot 🍌
Also totally gay! 🏳️🌈 He/Him. Oh and no DM’s🍌
Also totally gay! 🏳️🌈 He/Him. Oh and no DM’s🍌
Reposted by Lamebananna🏳️🌈💙🍌
get bent kim lmao
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
get bent kim lmao
How about five bottles of wine?🍌
These are foolproof, practical buys that are more thoughtful than a bottle of wine.
These Are The 15 Housewarming Gifts That Your Host Will Actually Use
These are foolproof, practical buys that are more thoughtful than a bottle of wine.
www.huffpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
How about five bottles of wine?🍌
“Backwards in heels!”🍌
Her departure, along with the death of Sen. Dianne Feinstein in late 2023, marks the end of a historic chapter for female political leadership in California.
Nancy Pelosi will retire after historic 20-term career in Congress
Her departure, along with the death of Sen. Dianne Feinstein in late 2023, marks the end of a historic chapter for female political leadership in California.
bit.ly
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“Backwards in heels!”🍌
Well you’re obviously not taking your meds are you!🍌
All drug use outside palliative care should be criminalized and possession of dealer quantities should be punishable by death without appeal.
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Well you’re obviously not taking your meds are you!🍌
Oooh look! It was Agatha all along!💋🍌
‘He lost us’: Generals, senior officers say trust in Hegseth has evaporated
www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/oc...
www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/oc...
‘He lost us’: Generals, senior officers say trust in Hegseth has evaporated
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has lost the trust and respect of some top military commanders, with his public “grandstanding” widely seen as unprofessional and the personnel moves made by the former ...
www.washingtontimes.com
October 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Oooh look! It was Agatha all along!💋🍌
I’ve got a little list! He Shorly won’t be missed!🍌
a man in a suit and blue tie is sitting at a table
ALT: a man in a suit and blue tie is sitting at a table
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’ve got a little list! He Shorly won’t be missed!🍌
Things I wish I’d said part 1
“You are without doubt the most stupidest and insanely beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
And I would really to be your friend!”
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“You are without doubt the most stupidest and insanely beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
And I would really to be your friend!”
🍌
October 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Things I wish I’d said part 1
“You are without doubt the most stupidest and insanely beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
And I would really to be your friend!”
🍌
“You are without doubt the most stupidest and insanely beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
And I would really to be your friend!”
🍌
I suspect the Lamebananna thing is over🏳️🌈💋🍌
October 17, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I suspect the Lamebananna thing is over🏳️🌈💋🍌
What’s your favourite movie of all time?
I’ll go first! Whatever happened to Baby Jane!🍌
I’ll go first! Whatever happened to Baby Jane!🍌
a black and white photo of a woman wearing a black hat
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman wearing a black hat
media.tenor.com
October 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
What’s your favourite movie of all time?
I’ll go first! Whatever happened to Baby Jane!🍌
I’ll go first! Whatever happened to Baby Jane!🍌
We accidentally ate mushrooms and I think Gandolf and the hordes of the army of Tinkiwinki and Barsoom in conjunction with oooh! Look! Puppy I don’t have a gun!🍌
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
October 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
We accidentally ate mushrooms and I think Gandolf and the hordes of the army of Tinkiwinki and Barsoom in conjunction with oooh! Look! Puppy I don’t have a gun!🍌
“We must protect our precious bodily fluids!”🍌
RFK Jr: We need to stop trusting the experts... Trusting the experts is not a feature of science or democracy, it's a feature of religion and totalitarianism.
October 16, 2025 at 6:37 AM
“We must protect our precious bodily fluids!”🍌
Ps the goats fine!🍌
October 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Ps the goats fine!🍌
And in other totally unrelated news apparently water is wet!🍌
i have just been informed that, as republican officials, they are also fucking children
October 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
And in other totally unrelated news apparently water is wet!🍌
I genuinely don’t know how to describe today!
It began with a goat and apparently I now know a giant called Hamish!
(I suspect he has a kilt)!
I have a bruised testicle a major bump to the head and
The vague sense that something is wrong! And that’s without even talking about Trump’s picture!🍌
It began with a goat and apparently I now know a giant called Hamish!
(I suspect he has a kilt)!
I have a bruised testicle a major bump to the head and
The vague sense that something is wrong! And that’s without even talking about Trump’s picture!🍌
October 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I genuinely don’t know how to describe today!
It began with a goat and apparently I now know a giant called Hamish!
(I suspect he has a kilt)!
I have a bruised testicle a major bump to the head and
The vague sense that something is wrong! And that’s without even talking about Trump’s picture!🍌
It began with a goat and apparently I now know a giant called Hamish!
(I suspect he has a kilt)!
I have a bruised testicle a major bump to the head and
The vague sense that something is wrong! And that’s without even talking about Trump’s picture!🍌
My week is going shit!
Thank you for asking!🍌
Thank you for asking!🍌
October 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My week is going shit!
Thank you for asking!🍌
Thank you for asking!🍌
I’m sorry! Did your intellectual faculties die recently? Have you consulted a doctor?
Are you insane?🍌
Are you insane?🍌
Is hard-right streamer Nick Fuentes winning over women on the left? Writer Katherine Dee investigates www.gq.com/story/nick-f...
Is Nick Fuentes Winning Over Women on the Left?
There are the Tumblr “Nickstorians” and sincere fanfics. But are young, liberal, possibly irony-poisoned women fetishizing or even falling for the hard-right streamer with the “groyper” following? Wri...
www.gq.com
October 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I’m sorry! Did your intellectual faculties die recently? Have you consulted a doctor?
Are you insane?🍌
Are you insane?🍌
Just out of interest when did the entire sane population of America become Blanche Dubois relying on the kindness of strangers?🍌
BLESS YOU, GOVERNOR PRITZKER!
LIVE NOW: Pritzker Says ICE Agents Will Face Justice After Trump Leaves Office
God on Substack
www.thegodpodcast.com
October 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Just out of interest when did the entire sane population of America become Blanche Dubois relying on the kindness of strangers?🍌
Well it’s definitely a Monday!
I’ve just shouted “just fuck off siri” loud enough for my neighbour to bang on the wall.🍌
I’ve just shouted “just fuck off siri” loud enough for my neighbour to bang on the wall.🍌
October 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Well it’s definitely a Monday!
I’ve just shouted “just fuck off siri” loud enough for my neighbour to bang on the wall.🍌
I’ve just shouted “just fuck off siri” loud enough for my neighbour to bang on the wall.🍌
“I’m sorry but I was in Canada with my girlfriend at that time!🍌
REPORTER: We know the president moved forward with mass layoffs. We're also learning there were significant cuts to staff at special education services. Are you comfortable with those cuts?
MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know
MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know
October 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“I’m sorry but I was in Canada with my girlfriend at that time!🍌
The antifaflatables have arrived at a Chicago protest including a penguin a cow the Cookie Monster and beautifully Winnie the poo!
See it live on YouTube at Mercado Media!💙🍌
See it live on YouTube at Mercado Media!💙🍌
October 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The antifaflatables have arrived at a Chicago protest including a penguin a cow the Cookie Monster and beautifully Winnie the poo!
See it live on YouTube at Mercado Media!💙🍌
See it live on YouTube at Mercado Media!💙🍌
A question for the ages!🍌
October 6, 2025 at 7:48 AM
A question for the ages!🍌
“Darling! Look what you made me do!”🍌
Weaponized gratitude is a key tool in the abuser's toolkit. The goal is to convince the victim that they owe the abuser so much, they should feel guilty for wanting to complain.
October 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
“Darling! Look what you made me do!”🍌
There’s a word that seems to have become extinct!
Consequences!
Really would like that word to come back!🍌
Consequences!
Really would like that word to come back!🍌
October 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
There’s a word that seems to have become extinct!
Consequences!
Really would like that word to come back!🍌
Consequences!
Really would like that word to come back!🍌
If you don’t like this then you should probably oh I don’t know Do Something!
Not that democracy is failing or anything but seriously do something!🍌
Not that democracy is failing or anything but seriously do something!🍌
Mike Johnson: "Is he trolling the Democrats? Yes. Yes! Because that's what President Trump does and people are having fun with this ... Russ takes no pleasure in this ... the president takes no pleasure in this."
October 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If you don’t like this then you should probably oh I don’t know Do Something!
Not that democracy is failing or anything but seriously do something!🍌
Not that democracy is failing or anything but seriously do something!🍌
Rejoice idiots! The age of stupidity has arrived!🍌
Mike Johnson on the government shutdown: “Is he trolling the Democrats? Yes. I mean, yes, because that’s what President Trump does, and people are having fun with this.”
October 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Rejoice idiots! The age of stupidity has arrived!🍌