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@lajellybean.bsky.social

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Word nerd, telly addict, mischief lover. jj of all trades, master of the universe. Frivolous and opinionated. She/her

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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 7h

Beautiful 😍

jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 7h

Can Sweetums be Pinhead, pweeeeease?

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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 7h

Om nom

Om nom

Omnomnomnomnomnomnom

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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 8h

The Menu. Keep ATJ.

You know who's playing Ralph Fiennes 😉

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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 8h

...erm, just realised today is not Monday and erm... I REGRET NOTHING

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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 8h

Can I get a twofer with yesterday's prompt, please?

Because Veronica Sawyer

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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 16h

@daveprobert.bsky.social spooky timing, re: my wailing about my jobs 😭

weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 16h

Is this a pigeon meme, guy is gesturing to a butterfly captioned "never ending parade of tasks" and is saying "is this a life?"

jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 16h

BABY

jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 16h

I've been watching The Empress, and it is belting, but I spoiled myself by reading the history (WHEN WILL I LEARN?) and now I don't want to watch the cutest toddler on telly die on typhoid fever 😭😭😭😭

She's got a fever.

Brb, putting the telly in the fridge.

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Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 1d

I had never heard of him, googled him, and he has the exact same facial expression in the first ten photos, and that expression is Brian Bolland's Joker.

No thank you.

jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 1d

I bought some, last year, as a joke, and was absolutely enraged to discover that it's actually good?

It doesn't really taste like mayo, it just tastes exactly like Monster Munch. I recommend a bit on a ham sarnie

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Dan McPainInTheKnees @danmckee.bsky.social · 1d

“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”

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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 2d

I had a gang of early teens try it three or four times one year - I could scarce keep my countenance 🤣

Fair play kids, if a couple of extra lollies and some mini haribo are worth it, go nuts. I think it's wholesome af

jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 2d

It took me till halfway through the second line of this post for me to realise you weren't talkiing about Señor 😶‍🌫️

jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 2d

If kids come get sweets, then reappear ten minutes later having ineptly swapped costumes around, let them have more sweets.

It's just sweets. Let them think they're criminal geniuses. Shut the door before you burst out laughing.

bring on the headless horses @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 2d

some Halloween tips:
don’t turn away older kids. let them have fun for as long as they can
don’t turn away kids without costumes. You have no idea what their situation is
if you view halloween as a chore, just shut your door and lights instead of being grumpy at kids

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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, it feels far less Trekky than the academy bits we saw in Prodigy, f'r'instance.

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Emily McGovern @emilyscartoons.bsky.social · 2d

NUNS
Sister, in my studies I have inventede a Niewe Letter
Indeede sister
It is to Followe the Letters U and W. I call ite The Triple-U
Uuu
Exactlie

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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 3d

My 2yo just informed me that her favorite food is gummy bears wrapped in salami. Then she held eye contact while wrapping a gummy bear in salami and eating it.

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