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Amelia

@ladyamelia.bsky.social

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I play TTRPGs and know a weird amount about weapons. Location: Transalpine Germania She/her Pfp by Stjepan Sejic

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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 8h

Starting my new business giving hot air balloon rides to large felines. It's sure to succeed, so you better invest now, because...

Lion go up

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Amelia @ladyamelia.bsky.social · 6h

Er hängt an keinem Baum und er hängt an keinem Strick
Er hängt an seinem Traum von der freien Republik

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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 17h

If you think about it, following me is cnc because you'll see a lot of things you don't like but you already agreed to see them

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Amelia @ladyamelia.bsky.social · 1d

see but the thing is you're right, tho

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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (Very scary) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 1d

I strongly recommend everyone do research sometimes 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘶𝘯.

Look something up on Wikipedia. Go to the little citation. Follow it. Read the article it's referencing. Follow links to the original interview. Read the paper written by the interviewee

It genuinely makes you appreciate journalism

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Helena Athena Isabella @helabella.bsky.social · 1d

What

And I cannot stress this enough

The fuck

Leif Hancox-Li, PhD @struthious.bsky.social · 2d

This is Bad (source: network.fintechtakes.com/library/3d38...)

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Amelia @ladyamelia.bsky.social · 1d

What's the current bounty on these guys?

Amelia @ladyamelia.bsky.social · 2d

@risingvandal.bsky.social that is not a joke my boots have side zips and I just stopped touching the laces because they never come undone anymore

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Amelia @ladyamelia.bsky.social · 2d

done changed my life, it did. holds up so well I can just leave it in place indefinitely.

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 13d

not using ian's secure shoelace knot is a sign of a weak moral character, poor constitution, and an unserious attitude towards quality workmanship

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Amelia @ladyamelia.bsky.social · 2d

Ok how did you manage to ruin *his* day

Amelia @ladyamelia.bsky.social · 2d

This app is made of like 50% lesbians

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Amelia @ladyamelia.bsky.social · 2d

Day ending in Y, surely?

Amelia @ladyamelia.bsky.social · 2d

I'm sorry it did WHAT

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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (Very scary) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 3d

Absolute Batman is about as subtle as a shovel to the face (affectionate)

Batman piledriving a white supremacist cop wearing a face mask

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Amelia @ladyamelia.bsky.social · 2d

lmao that alt text

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Amelia @ladyamelia.bsky.social · 2d

it is tomorrow, and it has been done

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Aubrey W'moreland @gayspacedeer.bsky.social · 3d

[chiseling a bas relief of lesbian romance into the lintel of my temple] sapphic design is my passion

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Amelia @ladyamelia.bsky.social · 3d

also I'm *deeply* invested in the story and characters and world by now well beyond the horny, because with that temporarily EMP'd the autism took over. I have already transplanted TransAm into my own setting and am stealing concepts left and right.

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Amelia @ladyamelia.bsky.social · 3d

I get it more now. I'm going to reread it in a few months when my levels have stabilized. I have also now read Nexus Alpha 2 - failing to get horny at *that* told me it wasn't Teeth but rather me managing to electrocute my sex drive (oops) but it *was* an excellent book and I'm going to buy the next

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Amelia @ladyamelia.bsky.social · 3d

bitch I might
but tomorrow

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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (Very scary) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 3d

Fuck you, Bluesky!
If you're dumb enough to log on this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to subscribe to Ela Bambust! Bad posts! Essays that are up their own ass! Books!

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Amelia @ladyamelia.bsky.social · 3d

"hard only by a woman's standards" first of all how dare you

Amelia @ladyamelia.bsky.social · 3d

This is not the kind of dystopia I asked for, really

Amelia @ladyamelia.bsky.social · 3d

well that sucks lmao why did they make it like that

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Amelia @ladyamelia.bsky.social · 3d

PDF version works correctly. Would greatly appreciate an updated epub.