kyle
@kylesleepins.bsky.social
the dog is daphne. football, f1, baseball, dad stuff. it's all about the u, even in minnesota.
nflpa gotta figure out guaranteed contracts man. this is some bullshit
The two-game suspension for Steelers WR DK Metcalf has been upheld by an appeals officer jointly appointed by the NFL and NFLPA.
Metcalf is out for the rest of the regular season and sees $45M in future guarantees voided, including $25M that was fully guaranteed for 2026.
Metcalf is out for the rest of the regular season and sees $45M in future guarantees voided, including $25M that was fully guaranteed for 2026.
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
nflpa gotta figure out guaranteed contracts man. this is some bullshit
the last bit of this made me laugh. the last bit of the newsletter made tears. merry xmas everyone
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
the last bit of this made me laugh. the last bit of the newsletter made tears. merry xmas everyone
we just pulled off the bike chain first then new bike gift (his birthday is tomorrow) and the reaction to the lock was hilarious. sorry bud. but glad you love the wheels
December 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
we just pulled off the bike chain first then new bike gift (his birthday is tomorrow) and the reaction to the lock was hilarious. sorry bud. but glad you love the wheels
everything thing i can to not post mission accomplished pic
"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
December 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
everything thing i can to not post mission accomplished pic
while a small hall vote is one i approve of, i prefer a larger one. bat at least it's coherent. which blank votes are inherently not
Ballot #46 is from Josh Dubow. No adds or drops for returnees and no first-year candidates selected. His five holdovers are the five returning candidates who received the most total votes in the 2025 election
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
December 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
while a small hall vote is one i approve of, i prefer a larger one. bat at least it's coherent. which blank votes are inherently not
yeah, maximize them Fs. for their grades and for you to Fuck Off
We know students, like the rest of the world, are using AI. Teachers need to be equipped to deal w/all the issues AI creates. Our approach starts with maximizing safety & privacy and empowering educators to make educational decisions, so AI tools can benefit not harm www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
AI has become the norm for students. Teachers are playing catch-up.
At a New York City training session, educators explored how artificial intelligence could support teaching while also discussing their concerns around the technology.
www.nbcnews.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
yeah, maximize them Fs. for their grades and for you to Fuck Off
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Not a bad way to spend the afternoon
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Not a bad way to spend the afternoon
gotta tighten some bolts
December 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
gotta tighten some bolts
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My favorite historical costume designer is Sandy Powell, and she has an amazing trick that it took me years to realize: Be conservative with color and lean into modern shapes with your hero, and put your villain in the most outrageously period-specific costume you can.
December 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My favorite historical costume designer is Sandy Powell, and she has an amazing trick that it took me years to realize: Be conservative with color and lean into modern shapes with your hero, and put your villain in the most outrageously period-specific costume you can.
that steve francis one is sick
December 22, 2004: The Top 5 NBA plays of the night, courtesy of
5. Jason Richardson of the Golden State Warriors
4. Richard Jefferson of the New Jersey Nets
3. Baron Davis of the New Orleans Hornets
2. Steve Francis of the Orlando Magic
1. Kenyon Martin of the Denver Nuggets
5. Jason Richardson of the Golden State Warriors
4. Richard Jefferson of the New Jersey Nets
3. Baron Davis of the New Orleans Hornets
2. Steve Francis of the Orlando Magic
1. Kenyon Martin of the Denver Nuggets
December 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
that steve francis one is sick
frankenstein was great
December 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
frankenstein was great
i just watched those giants and i might do it again because they got all the breaks and still lost to the vikings. how bad can it get?
December 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
i just watched those giants and i might do it again because they got all the breaks and still lost to the vikings. how bad can it get?
terrible call, that's a det td
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
terrible call, that's a det td
come on man. this shit has got to stop
that is not how that rule should be legislated. impossible to sack a qb otherwise
December 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
come on man. this shit has got to stop
jj hurt again? man, they gotta get someone else just because of that, let alone how not good he is
December 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
jj hurt again? man, they gotta get someone else just because of that, let alone how not good he is
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No this is genuinely hilarious 🤣🤣 the AI was like "ok make Nazis, but remember diversity and inclusion!!👍🫡"
Imagine historians using AI
December 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
No this is genuinely hilarious 🤣🤣 the AI was like "ok make Nazis, but remember diversity and inclusion!!👍🫡"
skolol, jj looked right at him
December 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
skolol, jj looked right at him
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thank you, @dreyesceron.bsky.social for grabbing the voicemail I was afraid hubris would destroy
December 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
i am halfway through and it's a great read
i hate self promotion but hey you should buy ONE OF THE BOYS, my book about a trans girl who kicks footballs between 2 sticks, for the teen/queer/ball knower/literature enjoyer/some combination of the above in your life. victoria.monster/#straightcashhomie has the links. okay thank you merry xmas
December 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
i am halfway through and it's a great read
that is not how that rule should be legislated. impossible to sack a qb otherwise
December 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
that is not how that rule should be legislated. impossible to sack a qb otherwise
huh, never thought about what to do with the ball falling over but the other 10 guys no where near the kicker
December 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
huh, never thought about what to do with the ball falling over but the other 10 guys no where near the kicker
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Losing your woman to a karate man… is something you did
Yo kids spending crimus in the karate man house is yo fault
Gone and cry
Yo kids spending crimus in the karate man house is yo fault
Gone and cry
December 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Losing your woman to a karate man… is something you did
Yo kids spending crimus in the karate man house is yo fault
Gone and cry
Yo kids spending crimus in the karate man house is yo fault
Gone and cry
i have learned to just go along with the christmas enjoyers. they're all crazy but all have reasons that make me enjoy the season
December 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
i have learned to just go along with the christmas enjoyers. they're all crazy but all have reasons that make me enjoy the season
things that happened to me in HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL: broke a collarbone, tip of shoulder, scapula, and put a hole in a growth plate
and then: fractured fibula, cracked knee cap, fractured vertebrae
only thing that made me stop was i graduated and wasn't good enough
and then: fractured fibula, cracked knee cap, fractured vertebrae
only thing that made me stop was i graduated and wasn't good enough
what’s the most mundane thing in football that’d hurt you enough to get you to stop playing. i’m not catching a single one of those passes, no thank you.
people talk about the pain of stuff like hits in football but ALL that stuff hurts. have you ever dived fully extended onto cold ground without bracing yourself? probably not because that’d be a really stupid thing to do without compensation.
December 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
things that happened to me in HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL: broke a collarbone, tip of shoulder, scapula, and put a hole in a growth plate
and then: fractured fibula, cracked knee cap, fractured vertebrae
only thing that made me stop was i graduated and wasn't good enough
and then: fractured fibula, cracked knee cap, fractured vertebrae
only thing that made me stop was i graduated and wasn't good enough