Kyle Beachy
@kylebeachy.bsky.social
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Author of The Most Fun Thing (essays) and The Slide (a novel) https://linktr.ee/kbeachy
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Here's one easy and local way to resist the march of antihuman tech. Make a practice of writing sentences.

DM for info or write kylebeachy at gmail to reserve a spot. I believe in this weekend course as much as I believe in just about anything.
kylebeachy.bsky.social
love this exchange...
olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
That, I think, is to agree with an important point Eric makes here, that "You cannot debate authoritarians into submission when language itself is treated as a game without stakes." But exactly the point of shaming (and, much more importantly, strikes!) is to put some stakes back in.
kylebeachy.bsky.social
a real solid obvious foundation here, i agree
kylebeachy.bsky.social
the deal is, i can get a motorcycle if wife is allowed to smoke ciggies.
kylebeachy.bsky.social
update: i continue to believe our cyclical cultural turns toward irony are to blame for so, so much of where we find ourselves.
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Wait! No! Can I give another one? Creative writing professors should all quit their university jobs and organize together for non-academic writing programs that cost less than MFAs and do...more.
kylebeachy.bsky.social
point omega. best delillo.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
kylebeachy.bsky.social
point omega. best delillo.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
kylebeachy.bsky.social
"If this is your writing, great work! This is an astoundingly strong piece of writing. If it is not yours, if you have submitted work of AI as your own, then I am disappointed, and borderline disgusted by the reality of the situation. What a terrible way to approach an education you are paying for."
kylebeachy.bsky.social
i am back in a college classroom this semester after several semesters away. i thought i'd share some pro tips that make my writing classroom so great.
1) don't penalize for lateness
2) you can't catch LLM stuff, there's no point trying, but you can vigorously shame anyone who uses it
kylebeachy.bsky.social
The Company of Wolves (2007)
kylebeachy.bsky.social
this is a good opportunity to add that i think much of what people claim about very short fictions is hyperbolic, or just bullshit, but this one really is a wonder.
kylebeachy.bsky.social
i have taught this story to undergrads a number of times and yes, perfect
shanders.bsky.social
Do you need something satisfying to read that will take you away from this hellhole for about 3 perfect minutes? Here is my recommendation, courtesy of @danchaon.bsky.social and @wigleaf.bsky.social:

wigleaf.com/201302him.htm
Chaon: 'That's Him! That's the Guy!'
Fiction by Dan Chaon
wigleaf.com
kylebeachy.bsky.social
it is almost difficult to be reminded how much obvious care went into this video. my god we had it good.
kylebeachy.bsky.social
some answers, here, in the absence of questions:

pretty expensive, honestly! 300-level but centered. good view, yeah. well, my first concert! roll the bones, right, 1992, giant early-gen CGI skeleton on the big screen rapping. not good, no. of course i'll wear the shirt. my wife. chicago.
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ama about the rush tickets i bought last night
kylebeachy.bsky.social
this, um, explains a whole lot. thanks for sharing the inside look.
kylebeachy.bsky.social
extremely happy for krasznahorkai, of whose work i am certain i've read more than you
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jimdaleywrites.bsky.social
A certain legacy-media editorial board recommended capitulation in the face of Trump’s invasion, but on the South Side, we believe Chicagoans should keep standing up for one another.
southsideweekly.bsky.social
Let us be clear: The President of the United States is levying war against American cities and American citizens—and we cannot rely on the other branches of government to save us.

It’s up to us.
It’s Up to Us to Protect One Another
As Trump sends troops to Chicago, we will continue to investigate and report. Readers have a role to play, too.
southsideweekly.com
kylebeachy.bsky.social
solidarity with all academics working today and especially those suffering death threats and maybe, it seems, even more.
mark-bray.bsky.social
“Someone” cancelled my family’s flight out of the country at the last second.

We got our boarding passes. We checked our bags. Went through security. Then at our gate our reservation ‘disappeared.’
kylebeachy.bsky.social
that's it. those are the two.
kylebeachy.bsky.social
i am back in a college classroom this semester after several semesters away. i thought i'd share some pro tips that make my writing classroom so great.
1) don't penalize for lateness
2) you can't catch LLM stuff, there's no point trying, but you can vigorously shame anyone who uses it
kylebeachy.bsky.social
skated today, just the absolute most rudimentary moves a guy could do, pure and unadulterated basic stuff. incredible. haven't felt this good in days.