Kellon (they/them)
@kxbenson.bsky.social
PNW Raver • Post-Emo Enthusiast • Hobbiest Producer • Crafts • Cats • Coffee • Cyber Security cums last
Pinned
“Whats your five year plan?”
Ass fatter and head emptier.
Ass fatter and head emptier.
OH: “I’ve got a Louisville slugger and two fast balls”
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
OH: “I’ve got a Louisville slugger and two fast balls”
I hope Toronto wins the World Series and they roll that Reagan ad immediately after
October 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I hope Toronto wins the World Series and they roll that Reagan ad immediately after
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Good morning
October 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Good morning
One of the reasons I wanna make more music so I can title songs stupid shit like, “fear, loathing, and unfolded laundry”
October 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
One of the reasons I wanna make more music so I can title songs stupid shit like, “fear, loathing, and unfolded laundry”
Every morning I ask Tiny Cat to go to work for me and everyday her response is the same, “meow”.
October 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Every morning I ask Tiny Cat to go to work for me and everyday her response is the same, “meow”.
I got my first tattoo the other day on a whim and I love it so much 🥰 cute lil Rezz ghosty
October 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I got my first tattoo the other day on a whim and I love it so much 🥰 cute lil Rezz ghosty
I have come to accept every job has some suck and you have to find the suck that is most bearable.
October 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I have come to accept every job has some suck and you have to find the suck that is most bearable.
I smoke weed and I know things
October 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I smoke weed and I know things
But let me get to the point, lets roll another joint and turn the radio loud
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
But let me get to the point, lets roll another joint and turn the radio loud
Chat, do we take an edible before flight 1 and hope I can walk to my next flight?
October 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Chat, do we take an edible before flight 1 and hope I can walk to my next flight?
If you cannot provide definitive quantitative and qualitative data about quality of life improvements from your magic robot then it isn’t an improvement. 🙃
October 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If you cannot provide definitive quantitative and qualitative data about quality of life improvements from your magic robot then it isn’t an improvement. 🙃
I am pinned under an apex predator so I can’t come to work right now
October 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I am pinned under an apex predator so I can’t come to work right now
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tech used to be fun and useful :(
like every upside at this point is some tepid convenience and the downside attached to it is like here have a fascist dictatorship panopticon under a burning sky patrolled by killbots
October 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
tech used to be fun and useful :(
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hey, cis people. we need you to call every single elected official you've got, now.
Trump threatens to shut down US government unless Democrats agree to ban all trans health care
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/09/29/trans-care-ban-government-shutdown/?utm_content=1759153201&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/09/29/trans-care-ban-government-shutdown/?utm_content=1759153201&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Trump threatens to shut down US government unless all trans health care is banned
The US government's looming shutdown hinges on anti-trans measures after Donald Trump refused to speak to Democrats unless they were passed.
www.thepinknews.com
September 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
hey, cis people. we need you to call every single elected official you've got, now.
The candle and wick are gone… I need a nap and maybe like 5 days off work.
September 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The candle and wick are gone… I need a nap and maybe like 5 days off work.
A timely Wu-Tang Wednesday open.spotify.com/track/1Sgj10...
Protect Ya Neck
open.spotify.com
September 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
A timely Wu-Tang Wednesday open.spotify.com/track/1Sgj10...
I dream of a better tomorrow where a human doesn’t have to crush beers at the airport but can smoke a bowl or take a fat rip before their flight
June 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I dream of a better tomorrow where a human doesn’t have to crush beers at the airport but can smoke a bowl or take a fat rip before their flight
Birthday Party Invite
When: Now-boarding
Where: SeaTac bars
When: Now-boarding
Where: SeaTac bars
June 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Birthday Party Invite
When: Now-boarding
Where: SeaTac bars
When: Now-boarding
Where: SeaTac bars
I really need the Oilers to show up to play hockey on Wednesday. Boxing with the Panthers isn’t scoring goals…
June 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I really need the Oilers to show up to play hockey on Wednesday. Boxing with the Panthers isn’t scoring goals…
My airline must have missed that it’s pride month because todays travel have not been kind…
June 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My airline must have missed that it’s pride month because todays travel have not been kind…
Assembling an army
May 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Assembling an army
Oilers and Maples for the Stanley cup 🙏🏻 then I win no matter who the winners/losers are
May 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Oilers and Maples for the Stanley cup 🙏🏻 then I win no matter who the winners/losers are
I need a nap and it is only 9:10am
May 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I need a nap and it is only 9:10am
There would be less of a cyber security skill gap if organizations hired truly entry level employees, trained them, and retained them. Instead, we are in a cycle of hire seniors, RIF, and repeat.
May 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
There would be less of a cyber security skill gap if organizations hired truly entry level employees, trained them, and retained them. Instead, we are in a cycle of hire seniors, RIF, and repeat.
After working in security vendor land for a while, I can anecdotally confirm that the cyber security skill gap is real.
However, 50% of the people lacking in skill have the confidence and humility of someone who ripped a line after pounding a pitcher of $1 margs at Applebees.
However, 50% of the people lacking in skill have the confidence and humility of someone who ripped a line after pounding a pitcher of $1 margs at Applebees.
May 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
After working in security vendor land for a while, I can anecdotally confirm that the cyber security skill gap is real.
However, 50% of the people lacking in skill have the confidence and humility of someone who ripped a line after pounding a pitcher of $1 margs at Applebees.
However, 50% of the people lacking in skill have the confidence and humility of someone who ripped a line after pounding a pitcher of $1 margs at Applebees.